Silver Spoon's Foal Experience/First Day as New Assistant/Payback's a *****

Scootaloo was surprised to hear that come from Silver Spoon. She never thought someone so mature would ask about something very immature. But, she forced herself to answer Silver Spoon's question.

"Oh...", she said, "Well... it's... uh... cool".

"Just cool?", Silver Spoon said.

"Well, no", Scootaloo said, "It's... more than that".

"Then what's it like?", Silver Spoon asked again, "Be honest, please". Scootaloo blushed and gave her completely honest answer.

"It's the best thing ever", she said, "I like it".

"You've done it before?", Silver Spoon said.

"Yeah", Scootaloo said, "I got curious after seeing Mommy acting like one, so I asked if I could and I liked it".

"Well... uh...", Silver Spoon said, "Do you think I could-?"

"Yeah!", Scootaloo said, knowing what Silver Spoon was going to ask. At that point, Fluttershy had came downstairs for a glass of water and to check on the fillies.

"Is everything OK in here?", she asked.

"Yes, Mommy", Scootaloo said, "But, there's something Silver Spoon wants to ask you something". Fluttershy looked at Silver Spoon.

"What is it, Silver Spoon?", she asked.

"Uh...", Silver Spoon said, "I... Can I... Could I...?"

"She wants to see how if feels to act like a foal", Scootaloo finished. Fluttershy smiled.

"Oh", she said, "Is that all?" Silver Spoon nodded. "Well, would you like to find out?"

"Uh... I guess", Silver Spoon reluctantly said.

"Well, great", Fluttershy said, "First, you'll need to get dressed. Follow me, please". Silver Spoon followed Fluttershy alone, since Scootaloo was already dressed. Once they got to the nursery, Silver Spoon had to admire the decor. It may have been a little babyish, but it was brightly colored and neatly decorated.

"Hop onto the changing table please", Fluttershy said. Silver Spoon nodded and laid herself on the changing table, sighing lightly as she felt the soft padding touch her back. "Now, I'm glad you want to experience acting like a foal, but I have three rules you must follow. You cannot speak to me, but you may to Scootaloo, you have to listen to me at all times, and you must soil yourself at least once".

"Soil myself?", Silver Spoon asked, "You mean... wet myself?"

"Wet and mess", Fluttershy said.

"Why?", Silver Spoon asked.

"Because you're a baby", Fluttershy said, "And babies use their diapers". Silver Spoon bit her lip with nervousness as she looked down at the carpeted floor, thinking about aborting from the idea. "But, I understand if you don't want to". Of course, what Silver Spoon wanted to say was "OK", but thought about it. She did say she wanted the full experience. Plus, she got over the fear of asking, so bailing now would be pointless.

"Uh... Fluttershy...", she said, "I... I'll do it, but please keep it between you, me, and Scootaloo! Please!"

"Don't worry, hon", Fluttershy said to the slightly-embarrassed filly, "Our little secret. I promise". She leaned down and planted a soft kiss on Silver Spoon's forehead to make her promise completely true, making her blush lightly. "Now, let's get you into a diaper". Fluttershy walked over to her special drawer and opened it. "Would you like cloth or disposable?"

"Well...", Silver Spoon said, "Which one is better?"

"Both are good, but disposable is better at stopping leaks", Fluttershy said.

"Disposable, please", Silver Spoon said. Soon, Fluttershy had diapered Silver Spoon and gotten her in a good pair of flannel hoofie pajamas. Silver Spoon looked at herself in the mirror. The outline of her diaper was a little visible through her pajamas, but other than that, she liked how she was dressed.

"Aww", Fluttershy said, cooing at the diapered filly, "You look so cute in that". Silver Spoon blushed.

"Thanks, Flu-", Silver Spoon said, before Fluttershy placed a grey pacifier in her mouth, cutting her off.

"Shh...", she said, "Babies can't talk". Silver Spoon nodded and suckled, finding it very pleasant. Fluttershy smiled, picked up the filly, and carried her over to a large playpen filled with toys, setting her down. "Now, you play, while I go get your sister, OK?" Silver Spoon nodded as Fluttershy walked back downstairs. A little while later, Fluttershy placed Scootaloo in there as well. "You two play nice together, and I'll be over there keeping an eye on you". Scootaloo nodded as Fluttershy walked away.

"Uh... Scoots?", Silver Spoon whispered, remembering what Fluttershy said, "I don't know what to do".

"You play, duh", Scootaloo said, "Just grab something and start playing with it". Scootaloo grabbed a small rattle and started playing.

"Uh... okay", Silver Spoon said, grabbing a plushie and playing with it. It was hard, but she soon began to have fun. She even played a little with Scootaloo to double her fun. But, she became distracted from her imagination when her stomach growled loudly, as did Scootaloo's.

"I'm getting a little hungry", Silver Spoon said.

"Yeah, me too", Scootaloo said. She stood up and stared at her mother until Fluttershy finally looked at her.

"Everything OK, Sweetie?", she said. Scootaloo pointed at her mouth, signaling she was hungry. Fluttershy chuckled. "Does somepony want num-nums?" Both fillies nodded. "Alright. You wait here while I make you a little snack". Fluttershy walked down into the kitchen and soon returned with a small tray, containing grilled cheese sandwiches cut in quarters, chocolate-chip-cookies, and two baby bottles filled with warm chocolate milk. Fluttershy even emphasized the "baby" effect by cutting the crusts off of the sandwiches.

"Here you go", she said, setting the tray in the playpen, "Eat up". And that's just what the two did, eating every single bite of food on the tray. Scootaloo had also finished her milk bottle at that point. But, Silver Spoon's bottle was untouched and still completely full, and Fluttershy noticed this.

"Aren't you gonna use your bottle, Silver Spoon?", she asked. Silver Spoon looked at her with a confused look. "Oh, I forgot it was your first time. Well, would you like some help?" Silver Spoon shrugged her shoulders, as if to say "I guess".

Fluttershy smiled as she walked over to the playpen and grabbed Silver Spoon and the foal bottle. She then walked over to her rocking chair, sat down, and held Silver Spoon like a foal in her lap. Silver Spoon blushed heavily, knowing what was coming next. Fluttershy placed the tip into Silver Spoon's mouth and waited for her to suckle. Silver Spoon's face went completely red as she became very embarrassed. Fluttershy could see Silver Spoon was having a hard time, so she decided to help.

"It's alright, Sweetheart", she whispered into her ear, "I know it may seem hard to do this, but it's what a baby does. All you have to do is suckle". Scootaloo decided to help also by turning her back toward the two and playing some more. "But, just take your time and do it when you're comfortable enough".

Silver Spoon laid in Fluttershy's lap for several more minutes before she finally worked up the courage to drink from the bottle. She began to suckle very slowly, getting small squirts of milk as a result. Fluttershy smiled as Silver Spoon did so. After about five minutes, Silver Spoon began to pick up the pace as she started getting used to the suckling. Fluttershy let Silver Spoon hold the bottle in her own mouth as she began to cradle her, humming a small tune into her ear, and after about ten minutes, she finally suckled the bottle dry. Fluttershy pulled the bottle out of Silver Spoon's mouth, placed her over her shoulder, and patted her back.

"Burp, please", she said. Silver Spoon focused and forced out a loud burp, sighing a little afterwards. "Oh my. Somepony must have really been hungry. That was a big one". Silver Spoon blushed and buried her face back in Fluttershy's coat.

But then, she felt her stomach tighten up and a loud gurgle came from her stomach. Then, a very uncomfortable feeling struck her, and she was familiar with it. Silver Spoon panicked and look up at Fluttershy with severe discomfort.

"What's wrong, hon?", Fluttershy said. Silver Spoon was about to say something, but remembered she couldn't talk, so she pressed her hooves into the front of her diaper and crossed her hind legs over them, hoping Fluttershy would get what she was saying. Luckily for her, she did.

"Oh", Fluttershy said, "Does somepony need to go potty?" Silver Spoon nodded desperately. "Well, go ahead. You're wearing a diaper". Silver Spoon really didn't want to, but knew she had to if she wanted the full experience of foalhood. "Take your time, hon".

Silver Spoon looked at Scootaloo to make sure she wasn't looking. Seeing Scootaloo's back to her, Silver Spoon buried her face in Fluttershy's coat and pushed. After a loud pass of wind, she finally emptied her bladder and bowels right into her diaper. She yelped a little, very disturbed by the. feeling. But, right when she finished, she began to like the feeling. The soiled diaper felt nice and warm, a feeling she had never felt before. She liked it.

"There we go", Fluttershy said, cooing at the filly, "That wasn't so bad, was it?" Silver Spoon blushed, still a little embarrassed, but able to shake her head happily. "Great. I knew you would be able to soil your diaper". Then, Fluttershy decided to play with her a little. "Who's the stinky filly? Who's the stinky filly?" She began tickling Silver Spoon's belly as fast as she could. Silver Spoon squirmed and laughed loud, trying to escape her grasp. Her squirming caused the mess in her diaper to squish all around her flank.

"F-Fluttershy, please!", Silver Spoon said, forgetting about not talking, "S-stop!" Right when Fluttershy stopped, Silver Spoon realized she talked. "S... sorry".

"It's alright, Silver Spoon", Fluttershy said, "You can talk now. That's your reward for soiling yourself". Silver Spoon nodded. "Now, let's get you changed".

"Mommy", Scootaloo called from the playpen, "I pooped myself too". Fluttershy smiled.

"Alright", she said, "Let's get you both changed". Soon, Fluttershy had changed both Scootaloo and Silver Spoon and put them back in their pajamas. "All right. Time for babies to go night-night. They have school tomorrow". Both fillies nodded. "Would you two like to sleep in the crib or on the mat?"

"Crib, please", Scootaloo said. Fluttershy picked up Scootaloo and placed her in the large crib.

"Uh... I'll take the crib too", Silver Spoon said. Fluttershy picked her up and placed her in the crib next to Scootaloo. She then covered them up with the yellow foal blanket and fluffed their pillows a little.

"Goodnight, little foals", she said, walking out of the nursery and turning off the light, leaving the door cracked open a little. Before falling asleep, the two diapered fillies talked to each other.

"So", Scootaloo said, "Did you like acting like a foal?"

"Like it?", Silver Spoon asked, "I love it! No wonder you like this!"

"I told you", Scootaloo said.

"But", Silver Spoon said, "I'm gonna have to get used to pooping in a diaper. Still seems a little gross".

"You'll get over it", Scootaloo said. Silver Spoon smiled and cuddled Scootaloo, kissing her as well. "Night, Silver Spoon".

"Night, Scootaloo", Silver Spoon said. The two fell asleep.

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The next morning, Scootaloo and Silver Spoon were having a breakfast of cinnamon rolls and chocolate milk before they had to get ready for school, both in messy diapers. Silver Spoon was wearing one to try and get used to the feeling, while Scootaloo was wearing one to make Silver Spoon feel a little more comfortable with it.

"I'm ready to get this day over with", Scootaloo said.

"Why?", Silver Spoon asked, shifting in her diaper for the sixth time.

"Because after school, Spitfire's gonna show me how to be a co-captain", Scootaloo said, sounding very excited.

"Oh, OK", Silver Spoon said.

"And I can't wait until I tell everyone at school that I'm a Wonderbolt now!", Scootaloo said.

"Uh... Scoots", Silver Spoon said, "Not to shoot down your enthusiasm, but you know that nopony's gonna believe you unless you prove it, right?"

"What's that mean?", Scootaloo said.

"It means you have to prove it or they won't believe you", Silver Spoon said, "Think about it. You're eight. There's never been a Wonderbolt younger than sixteen. Plus, you just learned how to fly, so they're not gonna believe you can fly as good as a Wonderbolt. Lastly, no one in that class, not even Ms. Cherilee, will believe you met Spitfire or Soarin, who are two of the greatest Wonderbolts ever".

"Wow", Scootaloo said, "Never thought of it that way".

"I didn't think so", Silver Spoon said, "So unless you can prove it, nopony's gonna believe you". Scootaloo thought for a bit, then smiled.

"I'll be back", she said, "Gotta make a call". Scootaloo went into the living room, picked up the house phone, and dialed Spitfire's number. It rang for a bit, then it clicked.

"*groan* Hello?", Spitfire said at the other end of the line, having just been woken up.

"Hey, Spitfire", Scootaloo said, "You awake?"

"Well, I am now", Spitfire said, "What's up, Scootaloo?"

"Well, I wanna tell my classmates that I'm the new co-captain of the Wonderbolts", Scootaloo said, "But I don't think they'll believe me. Can you come to my school around 12:00 today to help me prove it?"

"*yawn* Actually", Spitfire, "I got something better".

"What's is it?", Scootaloo asked.

"As you know, your first day as co-captain starts today", Spitfire said, "How about I pick you up from school and then help you prove it?"

"Sure!", Scootaloo said, "Should I go to school in my uniform?"

"If you want to", Spitfire said, "It would beat the time of having to go get it".

"OK", Scootaloo said, "So... how's having a new slave been so far?"

"It's been great!", Spitfire said, "I haven't had to do anything myself so far. Oh, hey, hold on a sec. I'll put you on speaker". Spitfire did. "Hey slave, get in here!" Gale Storm walked in, wearing a maid costume.

"Yes... Superior...?", she said, her teeth slightly clenched.

"Scootaloo's on the phone", Spitfire said. She quickly scribbled down something on a piece of paper and gave it to Gale. "Read this". Gale scanned through it and looked back at Spitfire.

"Really?", she said, "I rather not".

"Then you would rather clean the bottom of the outhouses tonight?", Spitfire said, "Just to let you know, it's nacho night". Gale Storm growled. "I thought so. Now speak loudly. She's on speaker". Gale Storm rolled her eyes and read.

"Hey, Scootaloo", Gale read, "It's Gale Storm. You know, the stupid idiot that got DQ'ed at the Battle of the Bolts?" Scootaloo giggled a little. "I'm now Spitfire's new slave for a year, and it's been the best time of my life, because Spitfire's the best Bolts captain in the whole wide world of Equestria and..." She stopped when she came to the last part. "I'm not reading this!"

"Do it or you'll be cleaning the outhouses right now!", Spitfire said, "In fact, I got a huge dump I've been holding for a while, so you better wise up!" Gale growled loudly.

"... and the Shadowbolts are no match for the Wonderbolts", she said, clenching her teeth as hard as she could, "Shadowbolt costumes look like yellow and purple turds and they can't fly worth a crap. Wonderbolts are the... greatest... flying team... ever to be formed... in... Equestria". Scootaloo laughed as hard as she could into the phone, making Spitfire laugh as well.

"All right", Spitfire said to Gale, "Go make me some waffles. I'm starving". Gale rolled her eyes and walked off to the mess hall, while Spitfire turned her attention back to Scootaloo. "Anyway, see you at 3:00, Squirt".

"You too, Spitfire", Scootaloo said, having just pulled herself together, "Bye". Hanging up the phone, she went back into the kitchen and sat back down next to Silver Spoon. "I did it!"

"Did what?", Silver Spoon asked.

"Spitfire's gonna pick me up from school today and help me prove I'm a Wonderbolt!", Scootaloo said, "I'm gonna go to school in my uniform and see how many ponies believe me, and then I'll go in for the kill at 3:00".

"That actually sounds like a good idea, Scoots", Silver Spoon said, "Alright, just remember, you got me, Snips, and Snails, who already know you are. But, we have twenty-seven classmates, and one of them is Diamond Tiara".

"I know I know", Scootaloo said, "I guess we'll just have to find out. So... how's the full diaper feeling so far?"

"You know, it actually feels great now", Silver Spoon said, "This could be a regular thing. When we have sleepovers that is. I don't think Mom and Dad will approve of me pooping myself and acting like a baby".

"Good thinking", Scootaloo said, "Alright, let's go get changed. Don't wanna go to school smelling like dirty diapers". Silver Spoon nodded and the two walked into the nursery to get changed.

After getting changed and finishing their breakfast, Scootaloo and Silver Spoon got their saddlebags and started walking to school. On the way there, they were joined by Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, who had their stuff as well.

"Hey, Scootaloo!", Sweetie Belle said. Scootaloo turned to face her friends.

"Hey Applebloom. Hey Sweetie Belle", she said, "What's up?"

"Ya were great at that competition yest'rday", Applebloom said.

"You were there?", Scootaloo said.

"Yeah!", Sweetie Belle said, "You won by disqualification. Better than a loss, right?"

"Yep", Scootaloo said, "Spitfire's gonna pick me up from school today and help me prove that I'm a Wonderbolt".

"Great", Applebloom said, "So, how'd ya learn how ta fly so fast?"

"Spitfire taught me", Scootaloo said, "It was pretty easy".

"Bet it's easier than performing magic", Sweetie Belle said, "I'm still trying to master levitation. I can barely keep my horn lit up".

"I thought Twilight said you mastered it already", Silver Spoon said.

"Yeah, I mastered how to levitate a broom", Sweetie Belle said, "I wanna master levitation for everything".

"Oh, OK", Silver Spoon said. The fillies kept talking randomly until they reached the schoolhouse, sitting in their group at the same time Cherilee walked in and sat at her desk.

"Good morning, my little ponies!", she said.

"Morning, Ms. Cherilee", the class said.

"I'm in a very good mood today", Cherilee said, "So I'm gonna share some of my good mood with you. Until after lunchtime, you're free to do anything you want". The class all became happy and did just that. "Scootaloo, would you please come here?" Scootaloo shrugged and walked over to Cherilee. "Follow me please". Cherilee walked out into the hallway, Scootaloo following.

"What's up, Ms. Cherilee?", Scootaloo said.

"Well", Cherilee said, "I was looking over your grades and you're doing very good". Scootaloo smiled. "However, you're failing reading right now because you flunked the test I gave you".

"Oh...", Scootaloo said, "Well... I'm not really much of a reader".

"I understand", Cherilee said, "Most fourth graders aren't good readers. But, if you would like, I could help you raise that grade. You don't want to show Fluttershy a report card with a D- on it, do you?" Scootaloo shook her head. "I didn't think so. Anyway, when lunchtime comes, stay in the classroom and we'll eat and read together, alright?"

"Yes, Ms. Cherilee", Scootaloo said, "Oh, and why are you in such a good mood today?" Cherilee blushed and looked up and down the hallway to make sure she and Scootaloo were alone.

"Big Macintosh and I decided to tie our knot", Cherilee said, showing Scootaloo her tail. At the root of where it was growing, there was a tail-ring, coated in solid, clear diamonds. Scootaloo smiled, knowing what that meant.

"You're getting married?", Scootaloo said.

"Yes!", Cherilee said, "He proposed to me yesterday at Heartstrings' Confectionery, and he gave me this tail-ring!"

"Well, that's great, Ms. Cherilee", Scootaloo said. Cherilee smiled.

"Alright, please take your seat", Cherilee said. Scootaloo nodded and walked back into the classroom, holding the door open for Cherilee.

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Soon, lunchtime came. The class grabbed their lunchboxes and ran outside. Scootaloo, however, ate her lunch at her desk in the classroom as she waited for Cherilee to come back, who had went to Heartstrings' Confectionery to grab herself some lunch. Scootaloo had just finished when Cherilee finally walked in and sat at her desk.

"Sorry I'm a little late, Scootaloo", she said, "I had to stop at the bookstore and pick up a couple books for us to read".

"That's OK, Ms. Cherilee", Scootaloo said. She then looked down at the bottom of her uniform. "Uh... Ms. Cherilee?"

"Yes?", Cherilee said.

"I'm a little wet", she said. Cherilee nodded and walked into the teacher's restroom, Scootaloo following. One change later, the two went back into the classroom.

"Now, when I picked up these books", Cherilee said, "I chose first and second grade level ones. They may be a little easy for you, but they'll help your literature skills rise a little, OK?" Scootaloo nodded as Cherilee sat down at her desk.

"So... where do I sit?", Scootaloo said.

"In my lap, of course", Cherilee said, chuckling a little, "I won't bite".

"Oh... OK", Scootaloo said, hopping into Cherilee's lap.

"Alright", Cherilee said, "We'll begin with Itsy Bitsy Spider". Scootaloo smiled.

"That's my favorite book", she said. Cherilee smiled and read the book along with Scootaloo.

2:57 PM...

"Alright, my little ponies", Cherilee said, "We have three minutes left. So, would anypony like to share what they did over the weekend?" Scootaloo instantly raised her hoof. "Yes, Scootaloo?"

"I learned how to fly and became the co-captain of the Wonderbolts!", Scootaloo said happily, flying up to the ceiling to prove her flying theory.

"Load of crap!", Diamond Tiara shouted from the back, "There's no way they would allow a chicken who just learned how to fly to be the co-captain of one of the flying groups in Equestria!"

"Well, how do you explain the uniform, Tiara?", Scootaloo said, "You know they don't sell Wonderbolt or Shadowbolt costumes unless it's around Nightmare Night".

"That's a fake costume!", Diamond Tiara said, "You probably got that from the bit store! They sell everything!"

"They do?", Teacher's Pet asked.

"You're not a Wonderbolt!", Diamond Tiara said, "You're just a stupid chicken in a Wonderbolt uniform!" Right then, something flew right through the door, and landed in front of the whole class. Spitfire had arrived, smiling brightly.

"It's Spitfire!", Peppermint Twist said.

"The one and only", Spitfire said. Scootaloo smiled and stood next to her. "'Sup, Squirt?" Spitfire ruffled Scootaloo's mane. "So, my ears are ringing. Was somepony just talking badly about my new co-captain?" Everyone in the class instantly pointed to Diamond Tiara. Spitfire walked over to her and pressed her muzzle against Diamond's hard. Diamond Tiara started shivering and wished she could take back what she said.

"Let this be a warning to you", Spitfire said, "When you pick on one of us Wonderbolts, you pick on all of us. If I hear that you've been picking on my co-captain again, things are gonna get real messy for you, understand?"

"Y-yes... ma'am", Diamond Tiara forced herself to say. The bell rang at that point and the class and Cherilee all left out, including Diamond Tiara, who decided she didn't want any more of Spitfire at the moment.

"Thanks, Spitfire!", Scootaloo said, hugging her captain.

"No problem, kid", Spitfire said, returning the hug, "OK, let's get to Cloudsdale. Got a big check for 400 bits with your name on it waiting for you". Scootaloo smiled and Spitfire flew to Cloudsdale, Scootaloo following.

Once they Pegasi got to Cloudsdale, Spitfire lead Scootaloo to her office and let her in. Gale Storm was sleeping on the floor, having collapsed from exhaustion from working so hard. But, Spitfire couldn't have cared less.

"Hey!", Spitfire said, kicking Gale's back, waking her up, "I didn't tell you to sleep! Last time I checked, your bedtime was at midnight".

"C'mon, Spitfire", Gale said, "Can't I-?" She was cut off when Spitfire slapped her right across her face, making her squeal in pain a little.

"You call me 'Superior'!", Spitfire said, "You call me by my name again and see what happens!" Gale had to try everything in her power not to return the slap.

"Can't I just have a break?", Gale asked, rubbing her tender face, "I've been working ever since last night".

"You know damn well you would do the same thing to me if we had lost", Spitfire said, "You and your Shadowbolts have been taunting and dissing us Wonderbolts for six years, and it's payback time for us!" Gale sighed.

"Yes, Sp-", Gale said, instantly cutting herself off, "Superior".

"Good", Spitfire said, "Now get out. I wanna talk to my assistant". Gale nodded and walked out of the room. Spitfire then turned her attention back to Scootaloo. "Have a seat, kid". Scootaloo nodded and sat in one of the chairs in front of Spitfire's desk as Spitfire went into her mini-refrigerator under her desk. "Want a soda?"

"Sure", Scootaloo said. Spitfire grabbed a can of soda from the refrigerator and tossed it to Scootaloo. After grabbing one for herself, she sat in front of her new assistant.

"Alright, Squirt", she said, "I wanna warn you, being an assistant is a bit of work. For example, if I can't lead the rest of the team for the day, you have to". Scootaloo nodded. "But, I'll leave you an instruction paper for those days. Anyway, you and I will be sharing my office until we can get a room built for your's. You can get anything you want from my fridge, but if you want to leave the office and I'm not in here, hang that sign up on the door".

"Yes, ma'am", Scootaloo said.

"So", Spitfire said, "Come with me. I gotta introduce you in front of the others". Scootaloo nodded and followed Spitfire out of the office.

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After getting introduced to the rest of the Wonderbolts, Scootaloo was sitting next to Spitfire's desk, taking advantage of Gale, while Spitfire was stamping documents with her hoof. Gale was shining Scootaloo's hind hooves as Scootaloo sat in one of the office chairs.

"God, your hooves smell like fish", Gale mumbled under her breath, furiously scrubbing Scootaloo's hooves.

"And so does your breath", Scootaloo said, "But you don't hear me complaining. It's not my fault you didn't beat us at the competition".

"Actually, we did!", Gale said, starting to yell at her, "And if you weren't such a friggin' snitch, Spitfire would be at MY academy dressed like this!" Something hit Gale in the back of the head, making her squeal a bit. She looked down and saw it was small stapler.

"Anything you say to my co-captain, you say to me", Spitfire said, "So you better watch your tone, Gale". Gale mumbled under her breath again and went back to shining.

"That's enough", Scootaloo said after five minutes, "Thanks". Gale sighed and looked at Spitfire.

"Anything else... Superior?", she said.

"Uh... I don't see anything else that needs to be done", Spitfire said.

"My diaper is wet", Scootaloo said as Spitfire smiled.

"Never mind", she said, "Change her". Gale growled and changed Scootaloo out of her wet diaper. Right then, the phone rang and Spitfire picked it up.

"Hello?", she said.

"Spitfire?", Fluttershy said, "May I speak to Scootaloo please?"

"Sure", Spitfire said, "Scoots, phone for ya". Scootaloo stood up and took the phone.

"Hello?", she said.

"Hello, Sweetie", Fluttershy said, "Is everything OK?"

"Yes, Mommy", Scootaloo said.

"Well, I've got some good news and bad news", Fluttershy said.

"What's the bad news?", Scootaloo asked.

"Silver Spoon was hospitalized two hours ago", Fluttershy said, "She went into anaphylactic shock after accidentally eating too much peanut butter".

"What?!", Scootaloo said, sounding surprised and scared, "Why did she eat peanut butter?! She has food allergies!"

"I don't know, Sweetie", Fluttershy said, "But, the good news is that she's OK, now".

"Can I go see her?!", Scootaloo asked.

"Yes", Fluttershy said, "Just be careful, alright?"

"OK", Scootaloo said, quickly hanging up the phone. She then turned to face Spitfire. "Spitfire! Can I go to the hospital, please? My fillyfriend is sick!"

"Sure", Spitfire said, "As long as you come back in an hour".

"OK", Scootaloo said.

"Fillyfriend?", Gale asked, washing her hooves the seventh time, "You're a lesbian?" Scootaloo looked at Gale and was about to speak, but Spitfire beat her to it.

"Yes, she is", she said, "And she's proud of it. But don't worry, Gale. It's not like you'll ever get what she has".

"I've got a husband, Spitfire!", Gale screamed. By the time she realized she forgot to say "Superior", it was too late, and a full soda-can hit her right in her muzzle, making her scream and fall to the ground.

"I'll give you the rest of the day off, Scootaloo", Spitfire said, "Things might get a little hardcore after I'm done with Gale here". She grabbed a blank check and scribbled down what she needed to, signing it afterwards. "Here's your payment, kid". Scootaloo smiled, took the check, and flew to Ponyville Hospital.

After getting there, she instantly ran inside and up to the front desk, where Dr. Hooves was. He looked up and saw the filly, smiling.

"Good afternoon, Scootaloo", he said.

"Dr. Hooves!", Scootaloo said, "Is Silver Spoon here? I really need to see her!"

"She is", Dr. Hooves said, "But visiting hours have ended. You'll have to come back tomorrow ".

"But I need to see her now!", Scootaloo desperately pleaded, "She's my fillyfriend!"

"I'm sorry, Scootaloo", Dr. Hooves said, "But rules are the rules. You may see her tomorrow".

"Please, Dr. Hooves?", Scootaloo said, "Please?" She shot, Dr. Hooves with her signature puppy-dog eyes, hoping they would work. Dr. Hooves sighed and walk around the desk.

"Alright", he said, "But if any nurses ask, you were already here, alright?" She happily nodded and followed him to the room Silver Spoon was in. Once they got to the door, Dr. Hooves quickly walked off and Scootaloo knocked loudly.

"*groan*... come in...", Silver Spoon weakly said from the inside. Scootaloo opened the door and saw Silver Spoon laying in the hospital bed, a large metal bucket next to her.

"Silver Spoon?", Scootaloo said. Silver Spoon slowly turned her head to face Scootaloo.

"Scoots?", she said, smiling slowly. Scootaloo smiled and kissed her, instantly pulling away.

"Blah!", she said, spitting loudly, "Your breath tastes like barf!"

"S-sorry", Silver Spoon said, "It's... a side effect of... getting your stomach pumped". After Scootaloo got the taste out of her mouth, she faced Silver Spoon again.

"So, Mommy told me you ate peanut butter", she said, "Why? Peanuts can kill you!"

"I know, Scootaloo", Silver Spoon said, "It was Diamond Tiara". Scootaloo cringed at that name.

"What?", she said.

"Diamond Tiara is the reason I'm laying in this hospital bed", Silver Spoon said, "She... hold on. *retch*" She quickly grabbed her bucket and puked loudly into it. Scootaloo had to fight her stomach's urge to do the same.

"Eww!", she said loudly. Silver Spoon recovered from her vomiting and wiped a bit of bile from her lip.

"S-sorry...", she said, taking a long sip of her water, "Like I was saying, Diamond Tiara told me her dad's birthday was today, and brought me a huge piece of chocolate cake. I didn't want to trust it, but I couldn't help myself, 'cuz I love chocolate. What I didn't know is that she filled it with peanut butter and covered the flavor with sprinkles. My whole face swelled up and I got a pretty bad rash".

"So they pumped your stomach?", Scootaloo asked.

"Yeah... *retch*", Silver Spoon said, before sending another helping of vomit into the bucket, Scootaloo shielding her eyes. After finishing and another drink of her water, Silver Spoon finished. "But, even though the rash and swelling is gone. my stomach hurts and I can't stop puking. I'm just lucky I don't have diarrhea or something".

"Yeah", Scootaloo said. Both fillies giggled and Silver Spoon blew her nose.

"Uh, Scoots?", she said, "You remember how you still owe me from when I changed your messy diaper while you were in here?" Scootaloo nodded. "Well, can you repay me and dump my bucket in the commode in there?"

"Uh... sure...", Scootaloo reluctantly said. After dumping the bucket and returning, Scootaloo sat down on the bed next to her sick fillyfriend. Silver Spoon moved a little closer and rested her head on the front of Scootaloo's diaper.

"So", she said, fighting the urge to puke again, "How was your time with Spitfire?"

"It was good", Scootaloo said, "Spitfire let me have the rest of the day off after I found out you were in here". Silver Spoon blushed with a bit of flattery.

"Scoots", she said, "I need you to do me a very large favor".

"What?", Scootaloo said.

"I need you to get Diamond Tiara back for me", Silver Spoon said, "I'm gonna be in here for a while".

"Get her back?", Scootaloo asked, "How?"

"The same way she did me", Silver Spoon said, "Remember when I ate all that pie and you-know-what happened?" Scootaloo nodded. "That's what I want you to do and-"

"But that would be like a prank", Scootaloo said, "Diamond Tiara almost killed you".

"If you would have let me finish what I had to say", Silver Spoon said, "Maybe it would have sounded better". She grabbed a small bottle of medicine and gave it to Scootaloo.

"What's this?", Scootaloo asked.

"This is the strongest liquid laxative Equestria makes", Silver Spoon said, "They had to give it to me to help me pass that peanut butter. Just one teaspoon makes you go like I did after all of that pie, so imagine what this whole bottle could do". Scootaloo smiled evilly.

"I think I see what you're getting at", she said.

"Exactly", Silver Spoon said, "Now, you know she isn't easy to fool, so you'll have to trick her somehow". Scootaloo nodded. "And, once she's on the pot suffering, take my cellphone and record all the sounds you hear so I can have some dirt on her". Silver Spoon gave Scootaloo her pink cellphone. "Good luck, Scoots".

"Thanks, Silver Spoon", Scootaloo said, kissing Silver Spoon's cheek. She got up and before walking out of the room, she winked at her fillyfriend and left.

After looking around Ponyville for Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo finally found her at Ponyville Lake, throwing small stones into the water. Scootaloo began to get very excited and hid the laxative and cellphone in her Wonderbolts Uniform.

"Diamond Tiara", she said. Diamond Tiara looked back at Scootaloo.

"What do you want, chicken?", she rudely said.

"Hey", Scootaloo said, "That's kinda mean to say to a filly who wants to treat you to some pie at Sugarcube Corner".

"Treat me to pie?", Diamond Tiara said, "Why?"

"Cuz I just want to pay you back from what happened with you and Spitfire", Scootaloo lied, "Plus..." She thought about another lie to reel in her bait. "I might let you meet Princess Celestia if you come with me". Diamond Tiara smiled.

"Jeez, Scootaloo", she said, "Don't know what's gotten into you, but sure". Scootaloo smiled and lead Diamond Tiara to Sugarcube Corner. It wasn't after-hours, but since she had just been paid, it didn't make her worry. They walked in and sat at a table until Pinkie Pie came over to them.

"Hi Scootaloo! Hi Diamond!", she said, her usual smile glued to her face, "What can I get for you?"

"We'll take five whole pies", Scootaloo said, "Chocolate, please".

"That's a lot of pie for two fillies", Pinkie said, "But OK. Twenty-seven bits, please". Scootaloo gave Pinkie her check. "Okie Dokey Lokie! I'll have your change once I come back!" Pinkie dashed off as Diamond Tiara looked at Scootaloo.

"So... why?", she said.

"Why what?", Scootaloo asked.

"Why'd you want me to come here with you?", Diamond Tiara asked.

"Because I was thinking", Scootaloo lied again, "You and I should put this rivalry behind us".

"Yeah right!", Diamond Tiara said, "You're up to something, and I just know it!"

"Tiara, I'm treating you to pie at Sugarcube Corner with MY payment", Scootaloo said, "Why would I be up to something? You think I'm gonna sneak laxative into your pie or something?"

"But after all I've done to you?", Diamond Tiara asked, "And you're just giving me pie? You really want us to be friends?"

"I didn't say 'friends'", Scootaloo said, "I'm just saying we could be on the same page from now on".

"Well...", Diamond Tiara said, "You let me meet Princess Celestia, and maybe, I'll stop bullying you, for good". Scootaloo smiled as Pinkie came back with the pies and Scootaloo's change.

"Here ya go!", she said, setting the pies on the table and giving Scootaloo a medium-sized beige bag, full of bits.

"I'll be back", Diamond Tiara said, "Gotta wash my hooves first". Scootaloo nodded as Diamond Tiara walked off. Quickly, Scootaloo took her fork and poked a small hole in all of the pies but the two for herself and poured and even amount of the liquid in them, ditching the bottle afterwards. She cackled lightly and waited for her to come back. Once Diamond Tiara came back, she began eating, as did Scootaloo.

"This pie is good!", Diamond Tiara said, finishing the first one, "It's like there's an extra ingredient in it!"

"There sure is", Scootaloo mumbled, trying hard not to laugh as she swallowed her pie.

Soon, it finally happened. Scootaloo could her a loud rumble as Diamond Tiara held her stomach and groaned loudly, a loud blast of gas escaping her as well.

"Excuse *groan* me!", Diamond Tiara said, passing wind again.

"You OK, Tiara?", Scootaloo said, chuckling. Diamond Tiara ran into the bathroom, leaving clouds of smelly gas behind her. It had spread throughout the restaurant at that point, making all the other customers hold their hooves over their muzzles. Scootaloo quickly ran into the bathroom, grabbed Silver Spoon's phone, and started the sound recorder.

"Ugh... *Bllllaaaarrrp!* What's wrong with me? *Burp!*", Diamond Tiara said as she sat in the stall.

"Tiara, I have to admit", she said, "You're one giant sucker".

"Wh... What? *pfff!*", Diamond Tiara said.

"You wanna know why you're in there right now?", Scootaloo said, pulling out the empty laxative bottle and rolling it under the stall door. Diamond Tiara looked at it.

"Laxative?!", she said, "Did you *Faaaaarrrrrtttt!* set me up?!"

"Maybe", Scootaloo said, "I don't care about this rivalry, much less about you. I know what you did to Silver Spoon!"

"So what?!", Diamond Tiara said, "She got what she *ugh!* deserved after what she did to me!"

"You almost killed her, you spoiled brat!", Scootaloo said, "She has food allergies and you fed her peanut butter! So that's what I snuck Equestria's strongest laxative in your pie! And, I'm recording you right now on Silver Spoon's phone!"

"What?!", Diamond Tiara said.

"Yep", Scootaloo said.

"You stupid chicken!", Diamond Tiara said, "When I get outta here, I'm gonna-!" Diamond Tiara stopped, feeling a certain build-up below. "Oh no!" After a very loud grunt...

*BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!* *FFFFFFAAAAAAARRRRTTT!* *splash* *splash* *Pffft* *Pfft* *sploosh* *toot*

Scootaloo laughed really hard and fell over onto her back on the floor. Diamond Tiara was crying from pain and embarrassment, knowing she was being recorded. Scootaloo pulled herself together and stopped recording, saving the sound recording and putting the phone back into her uniform. She decided she had recorded enough, so she left the restaurant after thanking Pinkie for the pie.

~~~~~~~~~~

Scootaloo and Silver Spoon were sitting together on the hospital bed, laughing over and over at the recording Scootaloo had gotten.

"Sc-Scoots!", Silver Spoon said through several chuckles, "I-I can't believe y-you did this!" She finally turned off her phone and set it on the nightstand.

"I told you, Silver Spoon", Scootaloo said, "I would get your revenge". Silver Spoon yawned loudly, took off her glasses, and set them next to her phone.

"Nap time", she said.

"OK", Scootaloo said, "See you later, Silver Spoon".

"You too, Scoots", Silver Spoon said. Scootaloo kissed Silver Spoon's cheek and left the room as Silver Spoon slowly dosed off. After getting outside, Scootaloo started to walk home. On the way there, she saw Dark Cloud at the flower shop, picking a couple of petunias for his now-clean house.

"Daddy!", she said, running over to him. Dark Cloud smiled and caught the filly, lifting her and hugging her.

"Hey, Scootasweets", he said, kissing Scootaloo's cheek, "I was just about to go get you".

"Why?", Scootaloo asked.

"Because the house is finally clean", Dark Cloud said, "I was wondering if you wanted to stay with me tonight". Scootaloo smiled.

"Sure!", she said, "But, shouldn't I ask Mommy first?"

"I already asked Fluttershy", Dark Cloud said, "She approved". Scootaloo smiled.

"OK, Daddy", she said, jumping on her father's back. Dark Cloud smiled and carried Scootaloo to his house. "So, Daddy".

"Yes, Scootasweets?", Dark Cloud asked.

"What happened that made you get out of prison?", Scootaloo asked, "Did your sentence end?"

"No", Dark Cloud said, "I'll tell you everything".

Two months ago, after the imprisonment of Light Cloud and Flutterheart...

Dark Cloud sat on the cold, hard cement block that consisted of his prison-bed, weeping to himself. Princess Celestia's Castle may have been great, but her dungeon wasn't. Getting sent to the dungeon was basically getting sent to Tartarus. No beds, no delicious food, and no freedom.

Dark Cloud grabbed a stick of chalk and wrote a small tally mark on the wall to add on to the hundreds of other ones. He had no idea when his sentence was going to end. But, being locked up wasn't the worst part. The worst was he had a little filly he hadn't seen for three years, and she was living with her abusive mother, who nearly tried to kill her. His sentence wasn't to end for five more years, and he was afraid his daughter wasn't going to survive before her got out.

"Cloud!", one of Celestia's Pegasus Royal Guards called to him. Dark Cloud looked up at him.

"What do you want?", he said.

"Princess Celestia would like to have a word with you", the guard said, making Dark Cloud gulp a little, "Follow me". He unlocked Dark Cloud's cell and allowed him out, placing hoofcuffs on his hooves just in case. After walking upstairs to the courtroom, Dark Cloud saw Celestia standing next to a mare and stallion, changed to a wall.

"Good morning, Mr. Cloud", Celestia said.

"Princess...", Dark Cloud said.

"Don't worry, I have no intention of harming or punishing you", Celestia said, "I just have a question for you. Do you recognize either of these two?" Dark Cloud looked at the chained ponies, nearly catching fire at the mare.

"You!", he said, leaping at the mare. Things would have gotten pretty messy if Celestia hadn't pulled him away with her magic.

"Calm down, Mr. Cloud", she said, "These two were caught trying to kill two Pegasi, and were arrested. They were stabbed in their necks, but their tracheas were missed. I'm getting ready to incarcerate them, but first, tell me, what do you know about them?"

"I don't know anything about him", Dark Cloud said, "But I know her! That's my wife, and she tried to kill my daughter, and faked my attempted murder case! I didn't try to kill her, I swear!"

"Well, we now have proof that she was the real suspect", Celestia said, "For that, your sentence is hereby terminated".

"What are you saying, Princess?", Dark Cloud asked.

"You're free to go, Mr. Cloud", Celestia said, using her magic to remove the hoofcuffs, "My guards will give you a carriage ride back to Ponyville". Dark Cloud couldn't believe what he was hearing. He was being set free, several years before he was supposed to be. He was standing outside of his cell without any hoofcuffs on, and was getting a ride back to his home.

"Th-thank you so much, Princess!", he said, "Thank you!" He knelt down and repeatedly kissed Celestia's front hoof, too thankful to even think at that point. Celestia waited for him to pull himself together before pulling her hoof away.

"Have a good ride back home", she said.

"Wow!", Scootaloo said, "You were probably crazy happy after she said that!"

"Of course I was", Dark Cloud said, "But I was even happier to get to see my little filly again". Scootaloo blushed as they finally reached Dark Cloud's house. Once they entered, Scootaloo saw a very familiar griffon sitting at the table, eating a cheese plate.

"Gilda?", she asked.

"That's my name", Gilda said, "Don't wear it out". Scootaloo looked at her father.

"Daddy, why's Gilda here?", she asked. Dark Cloud smiled.

"I forgot to tell you", he said, "Growing up in Cloudsdale, Gilda and I were interested in each other. But, after I found Light, I friendzoned her, and it's been that way for ten years. But now that Light's out of my life for good, I'm letting Gilda fill her void".

"You mean...", Scootaloo said.

"Yes", Dark Cloud said, "Scootaloo, Gilda is your new stepmother".