Meet Twitchums McButternubs. He's a hardened criminal pony who breaks out of prison and arrives in Ponyville. He's a badass. And he's a pony. And other stuff. He arrives in Ponyville (like I said) and saves all of Equestria in this wonderfully heartwarming tale. Then watch as I ship him uncharacteristically with the entire cast of MLP:FiM. Are you impressed? Do I sound original? You bet I do.

WARNING: Not to be taken seriously. I mean it.