Flash Sentry visits Equestria with a package

Now I must warn you before you even begin contemplating reading this story. If you have a waifu, if you plan on having a waifu or if you have already lost your waifu you must stop reading this right now and go back to your happy and ignorant life. For anyone who is about to stay.... I pity you and I hope you come out of this the same man.

Flash Sentry was walking around the halls of Canterlot high carrying his massive package, after the events of the princess of the form formal he decided he was going to give this package to Twilights new friends as a reminder and a thank you for all their hard work when defeating Sunshit Shitter.

He walked around the corner of one of the everlasting hallways and bumped into Sunset causing his package to be released from the box he was carrying it in. In a brief flash, Flash was flashing his flashlight which caused Sunset Shimmer to squeam with delight and what sounded like a bit of regret. She knew she could not use his flashlight to explore dark caves anymore because she has been a bitch and messed up with that whole demon thing, crazy bitch.

Flash quickly packed his package back away, he smiled that smile which in turn caused every girl in the hallway to die. Flash is now a mass murderer.

Flash left the school through the front door where he saw all of Twilights friends on the grass outside of the school, Flash got a twinkle in his eye and began sprinting towards them, he was extremely happy to give them his package which he had saved up all of his money for. Flash slipped... it was terrible...  his package was so large it caused a space and time rift or some shit and he basically pole vaulted and it was super rad 10/11.

He flew through the air lightning fast and in a flash he fell through the statue at the front of the school. "oh my" cried Rarity as all of the human pony things fucks sake hasbro, ran over to the statue to begin feeling it up too see if the mirror had opened once again. To everyone else it looked like a bunch of teenagers fondling a statue, some guy in some bushes masturbated.

Flash awoke, he was naked and a pony... this didn't bother him because he thought about his situation in a flash causing him to not freak out. He noticed that his package had also came through the mirror. This was lucky because this world is different and he never goes anywhere without his package. He opens a large door he found at the edge of the room and as the light peers through the seeping cracks, he realises that he is in some sort of large crystal castle.

He decides to walk down the corridor, package in hand and ready for anything that might come for him. He notices a guard come round the corner, he tries to hide but to no avail because it's a corridor and corridors are racist. "hey Flash, shouldn't you be at your wedding right about now" Flash looked at the guard and gave him a smile, the guards waifu was then stolen and the guard fell down some stairs and died. This pleased Flash.

Flash found a big door which he attempted to open but once again to no avail. He then used his massive package to pry the door open. This caused the castle to self destruct and it died. This once again pleased flash who enjoyed being pleased because it pleased him. He then walked away from the wreckage and smiled causing the entire crystal ponies waifus to be stolen. This was a genocide in terms of Waifu theft and it was very sad.

Flash saw a train in the distance and he now knew what he had to do.