Flash Sentry visits Equestria with a package

Flash looks over at the train, the train conductor is doing that thing where they are all like "yo yo the train is going yo" so yeah the train is leaving. He then jumps up like 6 steps like in that movie and he does a triple backflip, in the middle of the backflip he steals a waifu. This is his signature move and with his perfect landing he got 999999/10 and he won a fedora. Flash burned the Fedora with his fart and got on the train.

The train then set off towards ponyville, Flash knew the name and he was ready for whatever may be there. Flash walks down the corridor of the train (the corridor was being racist) and he enters one of the small rooms. There he saw a pony with an odd face wearing a pink suit jacket thing, I don't fucking know (I ain't no fashionista) . He smiled at her but she didn't die, Flash looks at her then goes to ask her a question "y u no die girl" Flash said, he realized at this point that he was retarded, maybe if his character had been developed I would have gave him a normal voice.

The mare turns around with a face that looked like it had been repeatedly smashed in the face by a shovel of some sort. She said with a very high class voice "I am Miss Harsh Whinny, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance" Flash pulled out a knife and stabbed her repeatedly, he doesn't like lesbians.

It was at this point Flash noticed he had these odd wing like things on his sides, turns out they were wings. With all of his might (which is like a million) he managed to flap one of his wings. He then opened the window of the train and threw her out, she landed on someones Waifu. The train ride continued, Flash decided to continue down the corridor to see what else he could find on the train, he saw some chewing gum on the floor. He winked at it and it came to life and killed someone.

Flash opened the toilet door, he needed to go and in a flash he was done, he flushed the toilet and all of time and space itself went into the toilet and created a universe where Waifus and people live together, bet you wish you could live there but you can't! Go cry somewhere else.

Flash went to the front of the train where he saw the train drivers driving the train which was being driven by the train drivers. Flash asked if he could pull the train horn because he had wanted to do that when he was younger but he was abused by his parents. The driver allows it and Flash steals his Waifu, he then pulls the horn causing everyone on the trains Waifus to be stolen, in a fit of panic everyone on the train tried to kill each other. This caused the train to flip on its side and fall over. Luckily for flash he was a mile away from Ponyville so he sprinted there super fast, some would say.... in a flash (top humor here)