Flash Sentry visits Equestria with a package

Flash arrived in Ponyville, he walked into the town centre and then he hears some mad wubs. He looked around and saw a house with a musical note on the front, he walked up to the house and used his package to pry open the door. There was Vinyl Scratch as voiced by Nowacking. Flash made his move, he works fast. He immediately did her in beat of a dubstep song that was going at 400 BPM, she died.

Flash then heard the sound he had wanted to hear ever since he arrived in this piece of shit town, the voice of Twishit Sprackles! He ran over to wear he heard the voice only for it to be revealed that it was actually the devil playing a trick on him! "Mortal" said Satan "I will show you where Twifit Spankle is if you sell your soul to me" Flash was super clever and he had already sold his soul so he could buy ice cream so he agreed to the deal. "Ha lel thanks" said the almighty lucifer. Then Twilight was there and she was like "flash, omg u r hre th1s is a sh0ck" Flash liked her and he did her right then in there in the middle of the town, they amassed a crowd like in the movie cranked and they did it all night long. Little pip died from shock.

Flash went with Twilight to the Library so they could read some books, maybe have some icecream and get married and have 10 kids, then Twilight had 10 kids. Flash was a good father, he fed them and shit and only 3 died which is pretty good. Then Flash lived life in Ponyville, he had 100000000000 affairs with the other ponies and then he died from erectile dysfunction.

This is the best thing you have ever read, the end.