Official EW Unit Guide

From the western reaches of Equestria, truly, in a land of its very own, shrouded in mystery. The SPFP (Sacred Principality of Fluffy Pony) is one of the strangest kingdoms within Equestria, and it houses one of the strangest species. The fluffy pony, as they are commonly known, is a variant of the regular pony, but with so many distinct features, that scientists have deemed them to be a species of its very own.

While the term 'Fluffy Pony' is applied to all members of this species, it is very incorrect, as there are six races that conform it. Aforementioned species is organized by the function they serve in the SPFP and its society.

Fluffle - The most widely known race. The fluffle is physically identical to a very fluffy earth pony, however, they are much more different. For one, while the fluffle may lack the amount of stamina an earth pony has, it more than makes up for it in the 'Fluff'. The 'Fluff' is of great importance to a fluffle, as they hold it very dear to their heart. It also allows them to wield a variety of strange abilities, such as an apparently infinite amount of storage capacity. The fluff also grants them a very thick armor, comparable to chain-mail. Fluffles form the basic farmer and worker class of SPFP, but they can also be warriors, and are widely known for their excellent skill with the foam sword.

Truffle - Truffles are a rarity among fluffy ponies. Truffles generally keep within the SPFP walls, and they don't really explore as much as the other races. Truffles are excellent bakers and cooks, so they prepare the larger part of SPFP's food and ammo supply. As such, truffles are chubbier than other races, and heavier. They like to think their fluff is bigger, but the fluff is equal to all. They share the same abilities as fluffles, but they can also utilize the fluff to generate fluffy warmth that can bake pies and other baked goods out of anything! A truffle puts a twig inside the fluff? A wedding cake pops out! They have large amounts of ammunition because of this too, so don't you mess with a truffle!

Puffle - Puffles are warrior fluffy ponies. They are tough and have pouty lips with frowning faces, and are very, very strong! A puffle is like an ant. Puffles can lift five times their fluffy weight, which has made them known far and wide for deeds such as winning the international baseball tournaments every single time until they were eventually only allowed to play without a bat and with a ten ton weight attached to their legs. They still win mostly, though. They have the same abilities as the others, but their fluff is way tougher! As strong as steel plate!

Muffle - The silent fluffy pony. Muffles can sneak around with great skill and speed, thanks to their magical fluff, which is so soft and puffy, that no matter what surface they're on, they'll always be quiet as a mouse, if not more. Muffles are like ninja fluffy ponies! They sneak behind their enemies and use very silent sponges and foam sticks to neutralize them. Their fluff is not as resistant, though, so they better be careful not to get in a pickle! Muffles are usually scouts and runners in SPFP, and they sometimes do the job of mailmare.

Ruffle - Ruffles are a shabby lot. They have the least pretty of fluffs, but they don't mind. The fluff is strong in them, and has given ruffles very strange abilities that no other fluffy pony has. Ruffles can create weapons, weapons that shoot very powerful darts with suction cups at the end and are powered by compressed air! Ruffles have made immense technological advances, going as far as to start experimenting with ways to develop a fully automatic dart gun! Truly, while ruffles can't be hugged without getting something sticky on your hands, they are a great help to all fluffy ponies! Great scientists and researchers, their libraries and universities that study everything from an ant to the very fluff are a great centers of knowledge for everyone. The SPFP has managed to repel many goblin and orc attacks thanks to the ruffles' machinery.

Waffle - Waffles are the royal type of fluffy pony. They have the softest, most huggable, snuggly, adorable, and magical of fluffs, which has granted them great magical powers unlike anything the world has ever seen. Waffles never leave the SPFP, so no one has ever seen one, but the fluffy ponies are very quiet and secretive about them. It is rumored that Waffles created the world, but no one can confirm it. Some even daresay that a Waffle could rival an Alicorn in a fight, or a cake eating contest...