Stars Magazine

by SteelxPaladin

After drinking more than 4 jugs of wine, our beloved princess of the night, Luna, flew through her room's window and into Canterlot's streets, causing what witnesses called 'Drunken Mayhem'. She invaded a night club, ate half of Joe's Donuts stock of, well, donuts, released a group of chickens through the street, tackled down three groups of burglars, and ended her mayhem with a parade made of drunk customers of a nearby bar while holding a bottle of... shampoo found rolling on the street. Luna ended up waking up half of Canterlot's citizens, and the trail of destruction left behind was the only clue left for the Royal Guard.

The Royal Guard had some 'casualities'. While trying to stop her parade and bringing her back to safety to the castle, two guards were temporally blind after large quantities of shampoo were spilled on them, and another one is still at the hospital recovering from shampoo indigestion. 'It was a complete disaster.' Said Iron Heart, the new Captain of the Royal Guard. 'But we managed to hold the drunk parade with success.' The Royal Guard is currently fixing the mess made by Princess Luna, who is know at Canterlot's Castle having a chat with Princess Celestia. Let's hope that the 'injured' guards recover quickly from their 'wounds'.