Resurrection

  We headed over to my apartment. We all sat at the table. I looked at all of them in turn. "We're going to do something incredibly fucked up that we could all get sent to jail for the rest of our lives." Jey's jaw dropped. "Man," he said. "I can't go to jail! I just got a job!" "I couldn't give two fucks, okay?" I was incredibly pissed, and I wasn't thinking straight. They all leaned away from me. I realized I had the 'somepony is gonna die' face on. "Man, you're doing the face again," Sarcasm said. "Go fuck yourself." "Dude what happened? One minute you're the happy-go-lucky Hurricane we know, then you get all grumpy!" At the moment, I gave zero fucks about anything except for the thing I was going to do. My left eye twitched like it always does when I'm angry. I storm out the door, knocking my chair over in the process.

           Sarcasm's POV

  So, he storms out like a madpony. "I'm scared for my life," I say. "Yeah, no doubt," Jey answers. "You think we should go look for him? I mean he looked like he was going to kill somepony! And that would suck. So, should we go after him?"

  "Jey, shut the hell up. Of course we go after him, stupid."

  So, as fast as we could, we galloped off. We asked everypony if they had seen him, but apparently not. We even saw Vinyl, but she hadn't seen him either. We ran all around Ponyville looking for him. We finally found him when Spades spotted his hair. We tried to talk to him, but he wouln't listen to us. He just got into a slender brown barn that said, "Police Public Call Barn" on the top. We tried to look into the window, but the box started to whirr and fade.

            Hurricane's POV

  So I fly away with the Doctor, competely rethinking my whole plan. I remember my alter ego's name. I sigh. "I guess it's inevitable now," I say. I start changing, my appearence getting a lot different. My mane and tail color melted away and started filling in orange. My coat's color also melted away, but instead turned turquoise. Then, two of my teeth turned into canines. My irises turned completely green. I am now Tornado Slash, and I am set on destroyng Equestria. Of course, nopony else knows this yet… I don't think I'll be telling them soon, anyway.  also still a red barn. I ran away with the Doctor and Ditzy, but now they are nothing to me. I shall now destroy Equestria and all it's inhabitants! This plan was perfect!

Pulling a suit jacket on, I slipped a tazer inside the sleeve. I walked over to the TARDIS main console. I pulled a random lever, and the TARDIS started to whir. "Hey, Doctor," I yelled. "Can you take me back home, please? I think I forgot something at the apartment." "Sure thing, Hurrcane!" We landed bumpily. I stepped out of the TARDIS and looked around. Everypony was going about their business casually. I decided to try and blend in. I trotted through Ponyville, nopony giving me a second thought. "This is going to be easier than I thought," I mutter. I head home. As soon as I walk in the apartment, Vinyl pops up. I felt incredibly guilty about what I had to do. "Who are you?" she asks. "I'm Tornado Slash," I reply. We shake hooves. As we shake, I activate the tazer. She falls to the ground limp. "I'm so sorry Vinyl, it had to be done." I turn around, suddenly remembering my cutie mark. It turned from a vinyl record to a black shadow of a cloaked pony.

  I developed a plan in a matter of seconds. First, I would have to eliminate whoever could stand in my way. That includes Luna and Celestia. Second, I would have to acquire the tipe of weaponry needed for such a task. A sonic device is what I needed. Lastly, destroy Equestria. This was a perfect plan. Either I would have every pony in Equestria bowing at my hooves or I'll have to destroy it.

  So I started out on my journey in Ponyville. None of my friends were to be seen. Heading toward Twilight's library, I started to hum. It was a song my older brother, Blitz Bash, taught me when we were colts. "Ninety nine bottles of wine on the wall, ninety nine bottles of wine! Take one down! Pass it around! Ninety eight bottles of wine on the wall!" I made it to the library. Smiling warmly, I knocked eight times, with a pause between four and four. She opened the door casually. "Yes?" she called. "Hello," I answered. I am part of the Library Inspection and Upkeep Agency." She looked confused. "They didn't tell me there was an inspection today!" My smile turned into a smirk. "It's a surprise inspection." Her eyes got wide. "Oh! In that case, come on in!"

  I started a fake inspection in the library. I pulled books off the shelves and "checked them for damage." Only select books were pulled off the shelves. Ones with villains and where I could find them. After the seventh book, I devised a plan. "This book has water damage on the pages," I said. I wasn't lying either. "Which book is that?" she answered worriedly. "Spike should know who did that. Spike!" He came running down the stairs. "Yess, Twili- Who's that guy?" She just beckoned him over. She took the book and gave it to him. Little did she know, I his a nerve gas emitter in one of the pages. She whispered in his ear, and he took off. As soon as he was out of earshot and sight, I triggered the gas. "So, Twilight," I stareted. I put a hoof around her shoulder. I started to talk, the activated the tazer in my sleeve. She fell unconscious. "Well, looks like my work here is done!" I walked out.