Resurrection

  I found Discord in the Everfree forest eating popcorn with 3-D glasses on. "Discord!" I yelled. He turned around. "Hello, little stallion," he said back. "Who are you?" I rolled my eyes. "Does it matter?" "Yes."

  I sigh.

  "My name is Tornado Slash, and I want to rule Equestria."

  "Oh!" he says excitedly. "So, you came to get my permission? Well, permiss-" "No." He was taaken aback by my interruption. "You know, it's impolite to-" "I don't care. I want you to be my second-in-command." "Oh," he says. "I see. What's in it for me?" I smirk. I was prepared for this. "Complete controll over Ponyville and Canterlot. Maybe even Cloudsdale." He raised an interested eyebrow. He mulled it over. "Okay," he said after several minutes. "I'll take your offer."

  We headed off to Tenochtitlan to find Ahuizotl. There were no ponies aound, just rubble and Ahuizotl. "Hey Ahuizotl," I said casually. "I want you to join us in trying to take over Equestria." He looked up angrily. Rising to full hight, he yelled in my face. "Do you think I need another kingdom to rule? WELL I DON'T! Besides, what's in it for me?" Again, I was prepared. "First of all," I started. "This. Discord, hand me the bag." I dropped a sack full of bits onto the ground. "Also, you get full control over what happens to Daring Do." His ears twitched at this. "Wht about the rainbow maned one? She helped defeat me!" "Sure, sure. I'll arrange that. So, whaddya say?"

  "Deal."

  With Discord and Ahuizotl on my side, I could now take care of the Doctor. I was on my way to the TARDIS when I experienced the worst headache in my life. It felt like an elephant was trying to bust out of my head. I collapsed. Everything went black.

  I woke up in the hospotal with all my friends in the room. My mane, tail, and coat were back to normal. Vinyl was by my side, holding my hoof. When she noticed that I was awke, she abruptly kissed me furiously. "I can't believe you would run off like that!" she said when we parted. "Missed you too, Vinyl." WHAM! She smacked me! "Some stallion Tazed me while you were gone! What the hell was that about?" "What was the stallion's name?" "He said he was like, Tornado Slash… Or something." I sat straight up. "Tornado Slash?" I asked frantically. "Yeah," Vinyl replied. My wyes got really wide. "Oh god. We have to go and get the Doctor."

  We raced to the TARDIS at full speed. I was flying, because my wings were the only things on my body that wasn't in pain. We finally reached it. I started banging on the door quickly. "Doctor! Ditzy!" I yelled. "Somepony open the door! It's happened again!" The Doctor immediately opened the door. "You'd better get inside," he said solemnly. So we went in. My friends were all awestruck. "Whoah," Jey said. "It's bigger on the inside!" The Doctor smiled halfheartedly. "Yes," he said. "It is. So, Hurricane, ol' Tornado Slash is back again, eh?"

  So my friends described to both me and the Doctor what had happened. After the explanation, Vinyl asked the question I had been dreading ever since I found out that Tornado Slash was back. "So," she said. "You said that he was back 'again.' Was he here before?" I looked at my hooves. "Yes," the Doctor replied. "In fact, he was always here. It is Hurricane's parallel self. We were in a second dimension when the other Hurricane found us. He merged himself with our Hurricane, and gave himself a new name." "Tornado Slash," I finished. I realized that it was him speaking. Instantly, my mane turned orange and my coat turned blue. The suit jacket returned. We slowly looked up. "Hello, Doctor," Tornado said with a sneer. I was trapped in the back of my own mind, once again oblivious to the outside world other than what Tornado was saying. This time, he was in here with me.

  "Tornado!" I yelled. "Get outta my body, ya hear? Get out!" He looked at me disapprovingly. Shaking his head, he said, "Now, now Hurricane. You don't have to yell. I can hear you just fine." "I don't give a fuck! JUST GET OUT!!!!!" He narrowed his eyes. "You know I dissaprove of that language," he said. "Patch me through to them! I want to talk to Vinyl!" He chuckled, and my vision returned to normal. "Hoof-cuff me to the able, Doctor," I said. Then I fley bck into my mind. Tornado was still standing in the same place. "What do you want from me?" I asked. He smirked evilly.

  "Why, your body, of course."

  "For what?"

  "To take over Equestria."

  That drove me over the edge. I flew at him, tackling him and tumbling around. I punched him in the face, and kneed him in the stomach. I started hammering away at his face with my hooves, eventually hearing the sharp crack of breaking bone. Instantly, I was in a world of pain. "AGGGH!!!" I yelled. My snout was on fire. I put a hoof up to it, and felt something warm and sticky. Blood! I somehow broke my own snout by punching Tornado! He sat up and laughed. "We're connected, remember? Everything that happens to me also happens to you. Also, this is all in your mind." I could feel my left eye start to twitch. In real time, I screamed "GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!! AGGHHH!!!!"

  I pressed my hooves to my temples and massaged them in. I groaned softly. Opening my eyes, I realized that I was back in the TARDIS. Oh, man hat a complicated battle. I was still hoof-cuffed to the table, but none of my friends were there. Wait, how could I be hoof-cuffed and still massage mt temples? Meh. I saw the Doctor sitting right across from me. "Hey, Doc," I said. "I'm back." "Yes," he answered. "Your mane is back to normal." "Where is everypony?" I ask. "I told Vinyl to go home, Sarcasm and Jey left on their own, and Club of Spades is still wandering around here somewhere." At that exact moment, she walked in. "Hey Doc," she said. "Can I turn on the Anti-Grav?" "No." "Awww…"