"Yup, Yup, Eeyup"

Arlen, Texas

Midnight

Dale's Pov

Shimmering stars glistened against the dark, midnight sky. The moon shined it's light brightly above the sleeping town. Almost everyone was in bed, enjoying their peaceful slumber. Birds chirped wistfully throughout the neighborhood.

A very skinny man named Dale was standing in his basement wearing what appeared to be a pair of sunglasses and an orange baseball cap. He grabbed a book from his book shelf and opened the book. Inside there were multiple pictures of presidents shaking hands with tiny, green extra terrestrials. (Also known as aliens)

He glared angrily at the photos and said to himself. "Aliens DO exists... and I'm going to prove it!"

As he turned the page his serious expression dropped when he laid his eyes upon a pink party pony, who had a confetti filled cannon.

"Heh." He began to say. "She was always my favorit-" Before he could finish the rest of his sentence he was enloped in a bright light and disappeared from his basement...

A chubby, bald man stood in his kitchen scratching his butt as he searched through the fridge, looking for something to eat.

"Let's see..." He said. "Milk, butter, some leftovers, let's see... Oh! Cheese!" The man, whose name was Bill, said as he narrowed his eyes.

He grabbed a stack of cheddar cheese singles from the fridge and headed towards his room. He was wearing only his underwear, but didn't mind that he was; in fact he was incredibly comfortable. When he entered his bedroom he picked up the television remote and pressed the power button.

"Let's see..." He said as he looked at the television screen. "What My Little Pony episodes are on tonight? Oh wait... They're only on at nine a-" His sentence was cut short as he screamed aloud. "AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHHH!!!"