"Yup, Yup, Eeyup"

Bill's Pov

A chubby, bald man stood in his kitchen scratching his butt as he searched through the fridge, looking for something to eat.

"Let's see..." He said. "Milk, butter, some leftovers, let's see... Oh! Cheese!" The man, whose name was Bill, said as he narrowed his eyes.

He grabbed a stack of cheddar cheese singles from the fridge and headed towards his room. He was wearing only his underwear, but didn't mind that he was; in fact he was incredibly comfortable. When he entered his bedroom he picked up the television remote and pressed the power button.

"Let's see..." He said as he looked at the television screen. "What My Little Pony episodes are on tonight? Oh wait... They're only on at nine a-" His sentence was cut short as he screamed aloud. "AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHHH!!!"