Lyra and her adventures with a poor soul

     I wasn't bucking crazy. The proof was right there, the descriptions on humans in these textbooks were too real. The way I sit is how they sit, how could nopony believe me then? Even Bon Bon, my best friend/roommate didn't believe me. I knew they're real, and nopony was going to convince me otherwise. I was even about to give up... Then I found him. And this is where our story begins... One morning...

     "Lyra! Wake up!". Hello my name is Lyra Heartstrings. I'm a unicorn living in the quiet town of Ponyville. The pony who is waking me up is my life long friend and roommate Bon Bon.

     "Bon Bon! Just a couple more minutes please?". Today was a normal day, I got up got dressed in my usual black jeans, white shirt, and a black tie.

     "Seriously Lyra, when are you gonna stop wearing that? Ponies don't need clothes every day, that would be ridiculous.".

     "Bonnie, humans where clothes every single day of the year, it's not weird. Public nudity is a pubic offense to them.".

     "Lyra don't call me Bonnie.". Haha! Annoyance achieved.

     "So Bon Bon, what are you going to do today?".

     "I'm just gotta go pick up some supplies for Pinkie Pies, congrats on being an alicorn now, party for Twilight.".

     "I think Pinkie needs to come up with better names for her party's.". Bon Bon got up and headed for the door.

     "I see you later Lyra, and don't forget to practice for the Gala next week ok?". Two months ago Octavia told me that se had gotten me of all ponies in a spot for the band that plays at the Gala. Whoopee... It's gonna be a snore fest of epic proportions for Celestia's sake! Just because Octavia is my friend, that's why I'm going. On another note, what should I do today? I'm bored, and it's only been five minutes. Then a thought stuck me, I could go for a walk in the Everfree. On the safe path of course, towards Zecora's, I have talked to her in a while. As I head for the door, I can't feel stop feeling I'm forgetting something... Oh I know my Lyre! I grab my lyre and head for the forest.

                                                                         The human's point of view

     Three. Straight. Fricken. Days. I've been in this hell of a forest for three days. I've killed 12 of those wood wolves, a f****** manticore for somehow, and some of these insect horse things! How I got here I have no idea, but shit! This place is gonna kill me. The only sign of life I've seen is a zebra, ya you heard me... But get this, it talks! Ya... It fricken talks, but nonononnonono, I'm selling it too short. Get this, it only talks in rhymes! Motherf****** rhymes at the times. I've been eating fish I catch in a nearby river, which has a serpent living in it, when I said I caught it, I lied. The serpent is kind enough to give me he fish, he's not all bad, but his rants about his mustache are getting on my nerves!

     As I walk towards my camp, I hear the faint sounds of clip clop throughout the forest. Oh god, it's another one of the insect horses, in the three days I've been here, my only weapon I have is a fire axe. Don't question the logic, there's no logic to question anyways.

As the noise gets closer I can better hear the sounds, this one sounds different. It's  louder and more, calm like some one taking a stroll. After a few more clops I start to hear the insect talk, but where is it? It's voice sound feminine but it has a freaky snake hiss, deep, and creepy voice combo.

     "Whatever this creature is, I will dispose of it myself if I have to.". This one must be Important, she can take it up with my axe of smite! That what I'm calling it, pretty cool eh? Right then I hear a rustling in then bushes behind me. As I turn around I come face to face with the one that wants me dead.

     "Ah! Look who we have here! The creature who has been killing my scouts, tell me, did you ever think you could hide for me? Queen Chrysalis!". I pick up my axe and get into a fighting position.

     "I don't give a crap who you are, I'm gonna kill you like the rest. I'll probably take your horn and use it as a knife.". She let out a low growl, ooooo scary!

     "You dare mock me, I am going to kill you and wear you as a coat!".

     "And I'm gonna kill you and show your corpse to the rest of your kind.". That did it, she leaped straight for me. I lifted up my axe and swung it side ways.

     "Ahh!". As the axe made contact it shot her toward a tree.

     "You pest! I'm going eat your flesh!". Her horn started to glow, then a ball started to form.

     "I'd like to see you magic trick, but I gotta run. See later insect!". I turn to run but I'm stopped by the ball that she had formed. She shot me in the back.

     "Gee wiz lady! Shooting me in the back? Shame shame.".

     "DIE!I was shot forward where I then started to feel the darkness that is the void of unconsciousness. This is it, killed by a giant insect horse, how wonderful. I always thought I would die by one of the gangs that was after me in the city, but I guess this is cool.