The Generic Horror Fic

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Pain.

All she could feel was pain.

Every motion was filled with it. All she did felt

I'm actually impressed here, this is fairly-

like utter shit, LIKE YO' MOM.

Oh.

Oh indeed.

Fuck.

Darn it.

It's okay I guess...

What's wrong with it :?

I SAID STOP WITH THE FACES

GEEZ, SHUT UP. DAMN PONIES. ALWAYS FLABBING YO' MOUTHS.

FINALLY, YOU SHUT UP.

GEEZ.

GEEZ.

JUST, GEEZ.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

GEEZ.

GEE-

E-

E-

EEEEEEE-

Z.

GEEZ.

FUCKING

GEEZ.

Story.... story... uh...

what was I saying?

Oh, uh, yeah.

Pinkie had blood lust. Very, very large blood lust. It could fill a swimming pool large.

I know, right?

Fucking insane.

Makes you go "DA-AMN"

Fluttershy was next. The mare was living with her husband, Jeffry- but not for long.*

DUN DUN DUNNN

She was in the square, gathering fruit for her animals, because the animals needed fruit. Cause' once this evil wizard named Volde- er, something. I kinda forgot the name. Anyways, Volde cast a spell on her animals and if they didn't eat fruit, shit got real.

Fluttershy wasn't scared though. She was a pony badger.

Pinkie Pie went up to Fluttershy and knocked over all her stuff by accident, but didn't pick it up, cause' she's a fucking douchebag. LIKE MY ROOMMATE, STAN.

STAN, IF YOU READ THIS, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL.

"Hello there Pinkie Pie I'm Fluttershy" Fluttershy introduced herself for some reason. Embarrassment don't matter to a pony badger.

"HELLOOO THEREEEE FLUTTTERRRRSSHHHYYY WANNNTTTT TOOO HELLLPPP MEEE MAKE SOME PIES OR SOMETHING INVOLVING PONY MEAT"

"Ok then that sounds good" replied incredibly smart pony badger Fluttershy.

So Pinkie took Fluttershy down to her basement, wait, fuck

UP. UP TO THE ATTIC.

and totally murdered Fluttershy.

You're totally gonna get nightmares from this one guys,

she BLED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

BLOOD FUCKING EVERYWHERE, AND ORGANS AND SHIT.

INTENSE.

That cuts it, I'm leav'n.

Wait, what? You can't just leave!

Celestia's fair work laws, book 12, page 678, paragraph 9.

WELL, FUCK YOU TOO THEN.

This was obviously another Cupcake remake, I'm getting out of here.

NO, NO YOU'RE NOT. I'M CLOSING THE DOORS.

That's incredibly insensitive and illegal! You can't do that!

YES I CAN, AND WE ARE SKIPPING TO MY FAVORITE SCENE.

Please tell me it's not the book-animal massacre... PLEASE!

HELL YES.

Skipping to the place i mention before but can't exactly remember's date thing

With no one to feed Twilight's books, the evil curse got out of control.

It transformed ponies into monsters and they set upon killing each other, cause' it's realistic.

FLAMES WERE EVERYWHERE.

PONIES WERE EATEN ALIVE,

BLOOD AND GORE AND DEATH AND SHIT IT GIVES YOU FUCKING NIGHTMARES BRO

AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WASSSSSSSS

APPLEJACK, RARITY, AND JEFFRY.

"I sure wish mah' bruther' Bi' Ma' wa's her' s' ah' coul' ge' a' rutting..." Applejack said with a frown.

I'M NOT OPENING THE GATES WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM, PONIES.

Ah'll do it again, then.

"I SURE WISH MAH' BRUTHER' BI' MA' WA'S HER'S S' AH' COUL' GE' A' RUTTING..." Applejack deadpanned.

Dead is good for a horror fic right, so, uh... dead panned is perfect. Yep.

"What is more urgent is the food but unless it can be served in a 5 star restaurant I will not eat it cause I am a... prissy... fucker named Rarity... that... everypony hates." Rarity replied.

Jeffry knew what to do, "I have an idea. Since we all hate Rarity, we could kill her and eat her, then Applejack, I could give you a rutting for... celebration."

"Great idea Jeffry..." Rarity replied

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Jeffry and Applejack pushed Rarity to the ground, and began to find anything they could to kill her.

Blood was everywhere, and it-

POLICE! WE ARE HERE TO TAKE BACK THE HOSTAGES!

FUCK.

*Reference :D