The Generic Horror Fic

The Yet-Another-Terrible-Author went to prison.

Strangely enough, he turned out to be bed mates with the writer of a certain Generic HiE fic.

There was a lot of rape.

Applejack learned to stop giving fucks about author demands and just do what he says.

Twilight learned that authors can completely ignore grammar.

Rainbow Dash learned that she was never going to make Pinkie stop making faces with her voice.

Fluttershy learned that she tends to get the worst parts in acting, in various ways.

Pinkie Pie didn't learn anything.

Rarity learned that authors can always be worse then the last one.

The real author of this story learned that he needs to do something with his life and stop making creepy and terrible stories.

Note: No, seriously. This was bad.