I'm just Saiyan

by Deathstar47

Shopping and-CELESTIA DAMN IT, YOU AGAIN?

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I walk down the busy streets of ponyvile while looking at the long list mum gave me. Apparently mum needed some items for potions and stuff but the things she needs...well, she can't get them in the forest. She was about to head out to buy them from ponyvile when I came back from training at 20x normal gravity. She quickly decided that I should go get the things she needs since I don't do anything helpful around the hut. Which is totally untrue, I do lots of things.......Ok I don't. But still, I train everyday, so I don't think I should be doing this. But mum persuaded me (she said she wouldn't make me dinner tonight if I didn't) and now I'm shopping for her.

I sigh and look around the market. The market is busy, which makes sense it is a market after all, and crawling with ponies.

"Damn. How am I suppose to find.....a jar of apple jam if I can't even see." I say to myself. I then face palm at my stupidity." Duh, I can fly." I say, leaping into the air and floating above everypony.

I take a look around, trying to find somewhere to buy Apple jam, when I notice Apple Jack selling some apples.

'Apples? Oh yeah, she told me she works on an apple farm, after I came back to the table with more cupcakes, at the party.' I think to myself. I then notice that she just so happens to be selling just what I need, apple jam. I smile and float down so I'm eye level with her.

"Hey, AJ." I say. Apple Jack jumps back in surprise.

"Whoa there, Orion. Ya scared me." She says, landing on the ground. Yeah when I said she jumped back, I meant she literary jumped. I smile sheepishly at her.

" Sorry, I forgot that it's not common for somepony to fly without wings." I say, apologizing. Apple Jack smiles at me.

"Don't cha worry 'bout it. Any who, why ya 'er?" AJ asks. I smile and hold my list out for her. She looks at list and chuckles." So ya shopping? Huh, didn't think of ya for the type to buy make up." AJ jokes.

" No that's for mum....actually now that I think about it, why the hay would mum want make up? It's not like she's seen by anypony often." I ask myself. I shake my head and look at Apple Jack." Anyway, mums weird desire for make up aside, I'm here to buy some apple jam." I announce.

" Don't cha mean apple sauce?" AJ questions.

"Potato, Patato. The main thing is I need to buy it, so how much." I ask. Apple Jack grins at me.

"Well, usually ya be lookin 'round 'bout 4 bits. But since is YOU, 2 bits." AJ says. I look at AJ in disbelief.

" Wow, really. Damn....thanks AJ!" I say, handing her two bits. AJ smiles.

"Think nothing of it, sugar cube. And m'ght I suggest going ta Rarity for make up." She says. I nod and fly up.

"Thanks AJ!" I shout out to her zipping off to Rarity's. I then realize something.....I don't know where Rarity lives.

"Buck!"

50 minutes later

"Thanks for the slug slime, Flutter. You have no idea how awkward it was asking around for slug slime." I say, grabbing a container full of slug slime. I put the slime in my shopping bags and smile at Flutter Shy.

"Oh, it was no problem, Orion. Say, why does your mum want all this stuff?" Flutter Shy asks, pointing to the bags I'm carrying.

" Well, my mum's kinda a potion maker, so she'll probably use this stuff to make potions." I say.

"Why would she use hay fries in a potion?"

"Um, not all of it is for potions, Flutter. She'll probably eat all the food-y stuff. Oh, and before you ask why there's a little black tuxedo in this bag, it's because Rarity wouldn't leave until she made me 'dashing'." I say, mocking Rarity's voice.

" Anyway, I'm going to head hom-WHY IS PONYVILE EXPLODING!?" I shout, gawking at the village.

" Oh, don't worry, that's normal around here." Flutter Shy says. "Oh, and I'm going to go hide now. I don't really like explosions." Flutter Shy says, sprinting into her door and locking it.

"...NORMAL?" I shoot to myself.

'Damn this town has issues. Anyway, I should probably go check it out....right after I drop these bags off.' I think to myself.

10 seconds later.

"Hey, mum. I'm back." I say, dropping the bags at the front of the door.

"Ah, thanks, Orion. Now if you-"

"Yeah, mum. I'm a let you finish, but Is it alright if I go to ponyvile to check out the explosions? Yeah? Kaybyethanks!" I yell, slamming the door as I fly through the forest.

Another 10 seconds later

I land in the middle of pomyvile, looking at all the destruction caused. Miraculously, the only damage caused were a few large craters here and there. I continue looking around, trying to see what could of caused this.

'This doesn't make any sense, villages don't just explode..... maybe if I try sensing around, see if I can find the one who's responsible for this.' I think to myself. I begin sensing when I feel familiar energy, as well as a new one.

"I should of guessed it was you, Shade." I say turning around. There, a couple of meters away from me, is Shade and.....somepony else. This pony is is the exact same color as shade and is an alicorn. The only difference is that she's a mare.

"So your that little MONKEY my brother was talking about. I must say.....I expected better." She says. I glare at her.

"Oh, and what's your name? Unoriginal the character?" I taunt. She growls at this. Yes, growls.

" For your information, it's Ruby." She says, tossing her mane to the side. "Anyway, were not here to attack verbally, were here to attack physically." She states. I grin and take my 10x ring off.

"Alright, it's time to duel!" I shout.

Battle info.

Orion: power level 13,140.

Ruby: power level 9,001.

                                                          Total: 18,002

Shade: power level 9,001.

Chance of winning 41%

Ruby and Shade both dash towards me. I stand my ground, waiting for them to reach me before I use my afterimage. Shade reaches me first and attempts to right hook me. I use my afterimage to appear behind him. Before I can attack, Ruby grabs me in a full nelson, leaving me open for an attack.

Without when turning to look, Shade delivers a hard buck to my stomach, knocking the air out of me.

"You didn't really think I would fight you without finding a way past that technique of yours, did you?" He says, turning around to look at me. Deciding to use this to my advantage, I use a new move I've been practicing.

" Super explosion wave!" I shout out. I release all my Ki, hitting them with my super explosive wave. They both her sent back flying, noticeable cut and marks on there body, each dripping with blood.

They both recover mid fall and charge power through there horns.

"Double shadow barrage!" They both shout out, sending a barrage of magic from my left and right. Without having enough time to do anything else, I pit my hands up and block. The barrages reach me, sending pain through my body with every magical hitting me. I manage to keep my block up as they stop, a large area of smoke covering me me as they do.

I quickly use this smoke cover to think of a plan.

'Alright. Together there strong, if the pain is anything to go by. So I need to split them up.....but how?' I think. The smoke begins to fade away. Thinking quickly I use the afterimage to appear in front of Ruby, surprising her. I use my Ki strike move on her, quickly hitting her with a bunch of kicks and punches, making her stand on her hind legs. I was just about to send a Ki blast into her stomach, when I felt Shade coming my way. I smirk and prepare the afterimage. Just as he's about to hit me, I vanish, making him hit Ruby in the stomach. Before he can react, I fling a fully charged Ki blast at him, knocking him flat. I smirk and and jump a few meters back from them.

"Well, what do we have here? Ah, yes. It's the ultimate pair of unoriginal ponies all in one! They even suck as bad as it says on the back of the box." I taunt. They both get up and glare at me. I can tell they are pretty worn out. I'm surprised that can even get up after that. They have more cuts than before, the cuts they already had have gotten bigger and are bleeding more rapidly. The sight makes me sick......get I can't help but enjoy as they struggle to even stand. It makes me feel.....complete, fighting them and watching them suffer. I think Nappa mentioned something about Saiyan's natural instinct. I do miss Nappa. Well, at least he's alive again now thanks to the dragon balls or something.

"Y-you. Are. Going.....t-to pay for that!" Shade shouts at me, glaring as he winces at the pain. I smile and charge a barrage in my hands.

"Ha! Tell you what. If you SOMEHOW survive this, I just might let you leave and continue your miserable life elsewhere." I say. Shade and Ruby both look scared as I finish charging my attack. Ruby then starts to actually cry. Not the cry with all the noises and such, the cry where your silent and tears drop from your eyes. It's this what makes me realize what I'm doing.......I'm trying to kill them. They don't deserve this. Sure, they might have tried to kill me, sure they caused havoc around the place. But besides acting like jerks and hurting me......they really haven't done anything wrong....and I was just going to kill them. I know Saiyans are destructive and cruel... but this....I never thought I would become anything like this.

I sigh and put my hands down, SLOWLY and CAREFULLY releasing the Ki, so I don't cause anymore destruction. I look at there confused faces and glare at them.

"I'm giving you one, ONE chance to leave here and never EVER comeback. If you do comeback.....for your sake I hope you have become better ponies by then." I say. The two of them stare moth agape at me. They don't say anything, they just light other horns and teleport away, leaving me alone with my thoughts.

I stand in the middle of Ponyvile, with all the massive craters caused by Ruby Shade and I. Only one thought is going through my mind.

'Was I really going to just kill them?"

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