I'm just Saiyan

"Kiao-ken!" I shout, slamming into a mountain. The effect is instantaneous. The mountain shatters, sending large shards of it flying everywhere. I smile and look up at Celestia. "See, told you I could help clear the mountains!" I say to her. She fly's over to me, looking worried.

" Are you alright? If you don't feel like doing this, you can stop if you want." She says. I chuckle.

" Yes, Celestia, I'm fine. Anyway there's only like 3 mountains left." I tell her. Celestia has been preparing a lot for the upcoming war against the dragons. She decided to build a command post to help plan for the war, as well as keeping some guards in it while she goes to the war. Sadly most off the places she wanted to put one would be either too close to civilians or too close to the boarder. She was on her way to destroy these mountians when I just so happened to sense her. It definitely surprised Celestia when I told her that I could sense her. Apparently she used a bunch of spells to make it really hard to sense her. Then again, I've really been training hard to master my abilities, heck now I can handle 55x gravity like nothing. I talked with her to see what she was doing, asked if I could help (threatened to tell everyone about her cake eating habit if she didn't let me) and well, here I am.

I turn away from Celestia and prepare to get rid of these last three mountains.

'Alright, let's see. I want to get rid of them quickly. Raming might have worked on the last five, but I'm getting worn out from constantly having to use the kiao-ken to make sure I completely get rid of the mountain..... I've got it! I'll have to use the kiao-ken once more, but it will be worth it.' I think to myself.

I activate the Kiao-ken and begin to charge Ki into my hands.

"X1.5 energy barrage!" I shout, firing a barrage of Ki blasts at the remaining mountains. The blasts go towards the mountains, completely destroying them. As the dust clears I can see a nice open space for a command post. I stop sing my kiao-ken and turn to Celestia.

"There you go! Now, if you don't mind I think I'll go now, I'm a bit tired and want to relax." I say. I might be strong, but even I have a limit to how much energy I have. Celestia looks at me with gratitude.

" Thank you, Orion. You certainly have gotten stronger. Can you remind me what your power level is?" I smile at Celestia.

" Well, my power level has increased a lot in these four months! It's now 19,450. 1,945 with my 10x ring on." I say with pride. Celestia seems surprised at this.

"Truly? You have certainly gotten stronger at a faster pace than I thought. I expected it to take you 8 months before you even came NEAR to that amount of power." She compliments. I smile and rub the back of my head.

" Heh, thanks." I say, slipping my 10x ring on. I feel my self become heavier but I still manage to stay up in the air, despite my tiredness.

"Well, good luck building that command post." I shout, before I fly off towards Ponyvile.

Later.

I fly through the sky, not a care in the world, as I make my way to Ponyvile. Today I'm going to check up on everyone, see how there doing and stuff. For once I hope I don't have to fight something. I countinue to fly when I see Ponyvile about a mile away. I make there in about 20 seconds and have a look around.

'Hmm.....no explosions, no screams of fear, no pony yelling about his cabbages.....huh. Maybe today will be normal....then again I did just start the day by ramming into mountains, so maybe not.' I think to myself.

Just then I here a scream. I quickly focus trying to figure out where it came from.

"This is. The worst. Possible. Thing!" I hear. It sounds like Rarity. Wasting no time, I shoot of to where I remember Rarity's house is.

'If I'm fighting something, please be something easy like a manticore or something.'

I blast through Rarity's door, and see Rarity crying on a large red chair. I quickly make my way over to her.

"Rarity! What's wrong?" I ask. Rarity turns to look at me and then grabs me with her hooves.

"Oh, Orion. It's just the worst possible thing..." Rarity says, sniffling.

" What? Did someone rob from you? Did someone call you fat? Did someone forget to close the door when they left? 'Cause trust me I know that feeling." I say. Rarity just shakes her head, sobbing.

"N-no, it's even worse. I-I-I...I ran out of toilet paper!" She shouts at me. I stare blankly at her. She just continues to cry into her chair.

"Toilet paper? Really? You could just, I don't know, go buy some. I know it sounds crazy, buying toilet paper and all, but you might just find it could work." I say sarcastically. Rarity then looks at me in shock.

"A mare does not simply buy toilet paper." Rarity states.

In a random shop

"Hi! I'm here to simply buy toilet paper. How much is it?" A random mare asks. The shopkeeper smiles.

"3 bits." He says. The mare hands him the money and simply walks out the shop with her toilet paper.

Back with Orion

"Umm....Okay? But how are you going to wipe yourself when you go?" I ask. Rarity then let's go of me and gasps.

"How could you use toilet paper for such a thing?"

"I know. Silly me for using toilet paper the way it's suppose to be used. Next thing you know I'll be using clocks to tell the time." I say sarcastically. Rarity then frowns.

"Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic, but what I need it for has nothing to do with THAT. No, I'm using it to prepare a costume for Nightmare Night." Rarity says.

"Nightmare Night? Oh yeah, I heard about that from my mum. Something to do with the legend of Nightmare Moon." I say. Rarity nods.

"Yes, darling, you're correct. I'm dressing up as a Mummy this year. A STYLISH Mummy, that is." Rarity says.

"Hey, how about a deal? If I get you some toilet role, will you make me a costume?" I ask, hoping she'all say yes. I've never been able to celebrate Nightmare Night, it would be great if I could. Rarity ponders this for a moment, then she smiles at me.

"I beleve I can. Here take this, it's dangeroise to go alone." She says handing me some bits and a sword. I look at Rarity with a blank look on my face.

"Rarity? Firstly, WHY THE HAY DO YOU HAVE A SWORD?! Oh, and secondly, why would you give me a sword. You do realize I'm the Saiyan boy that is strong enough to beat up teenage dragons." I say.

"Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, and as for why I have the sword..." Rarity says, leaning into my ear. "You can never be to careful." She whispers.

"You do realize, that this is Ponyvile and not Canterlot, right?" I ask Rarity.

"You do realize that you say 'you do realize' a lot, right?" Rarity asks, smirking. I frown and fold my arms.

"You do realize that I haven't washed my hands all day? So, it would be a SHAME if something were to get dirty." I say, smirking. Rarity's face goes even whiter than it all ready is.

"Y-y-you-"

"You wouldn't?" I finish for her. "Oh, I think we BOTH know I will."

"You know, for such a sweet-"

"You obviously don't know know me that well." I say butting in.

"-young boy, you sure can be cruel." She finishes saying. I smirk at her.

"You should never judge a book by it's cover." I say, quoting my mum. I turn around and head out the door.

"Be back in a sec." I say, leaving.

1 second later.

"Back!" I say, walking into the room with some toilet paper. Rarity gawks at me.

"B-but, how?" Rarity asks.

"I did say I would be a sec. Know if you'll excuse me, I'm ah head home." I say, turning around.

"Wait! Do you have a sec? Orion." Rarity asks. I turn around and grin at her.

"Actually, I have lots of secs." I say. Rarity was about to say something but then started to stutter. I chuckle a bit at her face.

'Thank you Nappa' I think. I could almost here him say your welcome....and him saying that he'll be back shortly because he'll probably get hit by a bus soon.

I turn to look at the still stuttering Rarity."Well, come on. I have lots secs, I don't need you if your just going to waste my time. I have plenty of other secs to give to ponies." I say. Rarity shakes her head and looks at me.

"Sorry, sorry. I was just...thinking of some unmare like things." She says.

"Ok. You say you have lots of secs and suddenly ponies can't talk to you properly anymore." I say, trying to stop my smirk from showing.

"*ahem* Anyway," she says blushing. "I want to see if I can find the best costume for you. If you have the time." She says. I smile at her.

"Don't worry, Rarity. As we both know.....

...I have lots of secs"