I'm just Saiyan

"Damn, why is it taking so long?"

Right now I'm sitting in the massive crater I made, with the kamehameha, and waiting for the princess to show up. I've decided to wait here given the fact it's 'the most logical place to wait', as mum said.

"Come on its been-" I check my PW (power reader)"-five minutes, she should be here by now!" Yes, I know I'm probably inpatient but come on, it feels like hoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrres.

I decide to check my PW and start scanning for power signs, 'cause I'm bored. I look to my left, a power level of 4, okay maybe a timber wolf. I look to my right, 20, alright a manticore, maybe a hydra, probably won't get too close though.

I suddenly see a shadow, of what looks like a bird, and look up at it.

"Hmm,7? Okay that's to high for a bird but wha-"

*thump*

I look to the side and see a manticore looking right at me. It looks ready to pounce, just as I am, but it looks a bit to the side and it's face goes pale...and then he runs of.

"Okay?" I look behind me only to see black as my face presses up against something warm....warm?

"Hello, Orion. So, do you want to begin your training in Kai or keep your face up my flank?" Wait....

"WHAT!" I scre-SHOUT! Definetly shout, and back away as fast as I can, only to see....a wild Celestia with a grin on her face...really?

"Sorry, but I had to see that." She says, giggling as she does. I look into her eyes and glare at her, only causing her to laugh.

" Aw, you look so adorable, maybe adorable enough for me to lure Twilight outside so she can make some friends." Twilight?

"Who's Twilight?" I ask, this makes the princess stop laughing, but not smiling, and look at me.

"Oh, she's a young teenage made who REALLY needs to get lai-get some friends." Lai? Like lay down and get some friends? But why would she need to lay down to get friends?

"Friends? Why? And why would she need to lay to get friends?"

"Oh, she's kinda a shut in who only reads books, and trust me, she reads ALOT of books. As for laying, well, she has what's called virginity."

" Virginity? " I ask. Is that some sort of disease.

"Yes, it's...a...thing. A thing that everpony, and one, has." Why is she blushing?

"So does laying down with friend get rid of virginity? If that's the case then I've lost my virginity a long time ago."

"Bwahahahahahahahaha-*ahem* no, you need to lay down with some pony you love...and do things to lose it."

"What kind of things?"

"Thing things."

"...Okay? Can we go to the castle now, I really want to learn some more Kai techniques!" I ask. I can't wait to see what I can do with Kai!

"Okay, but here." She says while getting a book from...somewhere?

"A book? Well, at least you didn't make a big deal out of it."

"This is a book-"

"You know this seems famil-"

"But no mere book." She says handing it to me.

"Yeah, definitely getting da-ja-vu from this. Seriously what's play-" before I can finish that sentence there's a flash and a new book is in my hands.

"Okay, but wha-"

"When you're older."

"Okay." Funny mum said the same thing when I asked a few days ago." Flying? Flying, FFFLLLYYYINNNNG!"

"Are you alright?"

*ahem* "Yeah, sorry, don't know where that came from. But flying? Okay, I'll give it a shot." I focus my Kai to my legs and slowly attempt to fly, or at least levitate. I close my eyes and focus a bit harder. After feeling nothing I open my eyes.

*sigh* "Sorry, Princess, I can't seem to do it." I look at her as she flaps her wings...wait...WINGS?! I look down, only to see that I'm now high In the sky and looking down at the dark Forrest known as the everfree. I look back to Celestia and see her with a smile on her face, the kind a mother would when you do something good. I decide to keep looking around, to my left I see a massive castle hanging of the mountain. The castle looks incredible and expensive, definitely expensive. A little below I see a small looking village next to the everfree, i can see some little colorful dots move around, and one really fast rainbow dot whizzing in the sky.

"Whoa..." words can't even begin to explains how great this feels, how amazing it is, how spectacular I feel, it's like a dream about eating all you can eat for free, but BETTER!

"Whoa, indeed. But as much as I enjoy flying, I remember I said I would teach you some more things about Kai."Princess Celestia says, snapping me from my trance. More? Damn, I can't begin to imagine the other things I can do.

"Okay, hey, I'll rave ya, onetwothree Go!" I shout, shooting towards the castle. I look behind to see no signs of Celestia.

"Must of gone too fast" I think out loud.

"No, but you're definitely fast" I snap my head towards the voice and see Celestia flying calmly in front of me.

"Bu-wha-how?" I ask. I didn't even see her fly towards me.

"Where do you think the legends of the sonic rainboom came from?" She says, a sly look on her face.

"Right now were going about 134 meters per second. Is that as fast as you can go?" She taunts me.

"No!" I yell, using all my Kai to push my self forwards, a blue aura emitting as I do so. But to my shock she STILL flies in front of me.

"203, not bad for someone only beginning to fly" she compliments.

"Thanks, but I'm not loosing!" I yell.

"Oh" she questions, raising an eyebrow as she does.

"Yeah!" I yell, pushing my Kai even further beyond. As I do this I see the castle approaching, as well as Hearing something. It's at that moment I realize something...I don't know how to land...

"Bu-"

*smash*