I'm just Saiyan

"Wake up....Wake up........Wake up!........WAKE UP!

"Gah" I wake with a start. "Where am....I?" I look around only to see that I'm floating....somewhere? I say somewhere because I seriously have no idea where i am, the best way I can explain it is....well, I can't, it's just...nothing.

"Hey, kid." I look to where that voice came from, only to see...some weird, bold, transparent guy.

"Uh, hi?" I say. What, I can't think of anything else to do.

"I'm Nappa, who are you?" The ghost, er, Nappa says.

"I'm Orion. Umm, where am I?" I ask, maybe this guy knows?

"Oh, this is your mind, and before you freakout, no, I'm not gonna catch you and try and be a Pokémon master." What? Well, okay?

"So, why am I here?"

"Well, try and figure it out yourself." Nappa says. Oh, know I remember. I was racing Celestia... when I....I'm probably knocked out know.

"Yeah, I think I know" I say. Nappa then smiles at me.

"Well, since your here, I'm going to teach you a new trick!" Nappa tells me.

"Um, can I ask you something?" Nappa nods his head " a-are you a ghost?"

" Yes, yes I am. I'm a ghost because Vegeta killed me. so, now I'm going to haunt him...FOREVER!" He yells at me.

"Okay, but why are you here, and better yet, why are you going to teach me a new move? You don't even know me."

"Oh, you see, when I died I decided to explore the universe. So, after doing this I ended up here and saw you race Princess Celestia, so i thought I would teach you some things. I also learned some things about this place and you." Wow, so, Nappa saw that race? Damn, but wait, this might be a dream.

"How do I know this is real?"

"You don't, but wouldn't it be cooler if it was? fellow saiyan." Okay, it would-

"Wait! How do you know I'm a saiyan? My mum told me very few would know what I am! I don't even think Celestia knows what I am!" Nappa grins at this.

"Oh, I'm saiyan as well...so, yeah. Also Celestia does know that your a saiyan...just saying.I also know why she wants to train you, but I'm not gonna tell you why." I stare at Nappa in shock. I can't believe it, another saiyan! Wait what does he mea-

"Now!" He yells interrupting my train of thought. " I'm going to tell you all about the saiyans, until I want to bother Vegeta that is! Now, in a galaxy, far, far away..."

"Oh, I almost forgot. Okay, Orion, when you was young you were flying in space to a planet...but then you hit a wormhole and got sent through time and space. Eventually, you landed here. But you were sent into the future by a good amount of years.

"Um, why didn't you just wait until we got to something that's related to that?"

"So, the viewers understand this of coures!" He says. What does he mean by viewers?

"Anyway, in a gala-"

"What do you mean by vie-"

"Shut up, it's story time! And besides the author needs a way to switch POV anyway"

"What do yo-"

"Screw it, just change, mister author."

Le Celestia POV. Thanks Nappa!

"Your welcome"

"Who are you talking to?"

"When your older, Orion, when your older"

"Hey, why did you ask my name at the start if you already knew-"

"Quick change!"

Ok,ok, hang on....there!

Celestia's POV

"I hope he will be okay." I say, while starring down at Orion's bandaged body. He's certainly lucky, nopony could of survived that. Technically he only just survived but still, he must be strong to be able to survive that.

I walk over to his new clothes. They look just like his old set, with a sandy brown over shirt and a dark brown undershirt. Heck even his wristbands and belt are there. His clothes were pretty easy to fix, I mean, there turtle hermit clothes, I've had my fair show of those back in the day. Anyway, I pick up a new addition to his fashion, a dark brown headband, and carefully, with his other clothes, put them on the side of the hospital bed. At that moment I realize he still has that device on his eye. I go and pick it up with my magic.

Just then Orion starts to open his eyes. At first he seems to be blinded by the light, but soon he looks up at me, then the device, then back to me.

"Could I have it back?" He says. I smile and start to hand it to him. Wait.

"No" I say while pulling it from him just as he was about to reach out and grab it "you can't."

" Why?" He whines, clearly upset that I said no.

"Because you need to get punished for flying head first into a building, even though your speed was impressive. I mean your power level rocketed up, you went 203 meters per second to 247 a seco-no! I'm suppose to be telling you off, not complementing you!" I sat to him. He then smiles slyly at me.

"Oh, well...CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" Orion shouts out, before seemingly disappearing.

"I-I-I...What?" I say, confused to how he did he-well, he's obviously not as hurt as I thought. Just then I hear a sound. I turn to see Orion putting his turtle hermit clothes on. Before he jumps up, grabs the device, that was still in my grip, from me and finishing by screaming.

"Worth it!" At me, and disappearing again.

*sigh* " First the nobles questioning my apparent 'fat flank reducing' and now this..."

"Celestia!" Blue blood says bursting through the door. "There's a-"

"AND THEN THEN THERES THIS FLANK HOLE!"