I'm just Saiyan

Right now I'm running down the hall trying to find the kitchen. Why am I doing this? Well...

"'Cause I told you to!" Nappa says.

'Ah, Nappa, there you are.' I think.

"Yeah, anyway that was totally hilarious what you did with the afterimage technique. I mean, even now I'm still laughing, did you see Celestia's face! "

'Yes! That was funny, thanks for telling me to do that Nappa.'

"Your wel-DOGE!"

'What?' I quickly look away from Nappa and see a guard running at me. Thinking quickly I use the afterimage technique.

"Stop right there criminal-"

*woosh*

"-Scum?" Looking back I see that the guard is looking around confused.

'Celestia I love this move, thanks again Nappa!'

"Think nothing of it, Orion." Nappa says. "Anyway, turn left at this hallway and keep going until you see the kitchen, but be warned, it's very well hidden"

'Kay.' I turn left, doge more guards and end up in a dead end with two doors, one on the left, one on the right.

"Him this could be hard..." Nappa says. I turn to the one on the right, at the top there's a sign that says: KITCHEN. I look to the left and see a sign that says: NOT KITCHEN on the top of the other door.

'Hmm, the kitchen is pretty well hidden, isn't it?' I ask turning to Nappa, seeing that he's looking at the door on the left.

" I think it might be that one." Nappa says, pointing at the door on the left.

"What makes you say that?" I ask out loud.

'Well, the sign says NOT kitchen, so, it obviously means that it is the kitchen. I mean, why would you have a sign that says NOT kitchen. Come on, your nearly as stupid as Vegeta." Nappa explains to me.

'Oh, ok' I think.

10 seconds later

"Ok, I guess I guess it actually wasn't a kitchen." I say, turning the door knob and opening the door to the one on the right.

" Yeah, sorry about that hole 'wrong door' thing." Nappa says looking guiltily at me.

" Don't worry, I just wish I didn't have to knock that guard, giving the other guard a massage, out." I say looking into the kitchen and seeing the massive, marble, CLEAN, kitchen in all it's glory.

"Yeah, 'massage'." Nappa says.

Looking around the kitchen some more I can see multiple sinks filled with plates on one side and ALOT of draws, fridges, coolers and other things, mostly wine cabinets, on the other side. Continuing my little wonder, I decide to walk forward and see what else I can find.

"Hey, Orion, look at THAT!" Nappa exclaims, pointing forward. Following his finger I see him pointing to a GIGANTIC double chocolate cake sitting on a even bigger plate at the end of the kitchen.

"Nappa..."

"Don't worry, I got your six."

In Celestia's room.

I sit on the bed, with chocolate covered all over me, staring at the fuming Celestia glaring disappointingly at me.

"...Yeah, I regret nothing....Celestia?" I ask slightly scared at her right eye twitching.

".... Why?....did.....my....cake.....WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Celestia yells, using the 'legendary' Canterlot Voice on me.

"Did someone say LEGENDARY?" Nappa asks, with a hat and some weird red and white ball in his ghost hand.

'Celestia damn it Nappa! Not now!'

"Okay...can I at le-"

"NO!" I yell as loud as I can, only then realizing that Celestia can't see Nappa and that I just shouted at her.

"Whelp time to annoy Vegeta, see ya in the afterlife!" Nappa yells.

'Wa-' Nappa then disappears.

'-it ' I think. I slowly turn my head at Celestia. Only to see her eyes are now glowing white and her mane is on fire.

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUuUUUUuUUUUUUuUUUUUUuUUUUuUUUUUuUUUUUUuuuuuuu-*cough* *ahem*-UUUUUUCK!"

Roughly 1 minute later.

"-just remember: I'm not mad that you broke my castle, that you ran from the hospital room, that you knocked on of my guards out or that you messed half my kitchen up. I'm just disappointed." Celestia says, rocking me back and forth on her wings while staring down at me, like mum does when she comforts me. Before you ask why, it's not your life so don't ask. I mean, it's not like I burst out crying when she shouted at me and now she's calming me down.

"W-w-w-w *sniff* what about the cake?" I ask. Celestia then looks down at me harshly.

"That, I am a little mad at." She says. But she then goes back to the motherly gaze. " Just don't eat my cake again, okay?"

"O-okay" I reply. " so, are you gonna send me back to my mum?" I ask, worried that I won't get to learn any more moves. Not that I'm complaining, flying and vanishing is pretty cool, but there's one thing I want to do, that Nappa told me to do. One thing to become a 'true saiyan' as Nappa said.....DESTROY A PLANET!!!!.....Or just train at 10x normal gravity to become stronger, just like all the other saiyans. Well, besides Raditz. Also so I can see what it feels like to live on Planet Vegeta, my home Planet. That may or may not of been destroyed by some by called Friza.

"No, I can't send you back like this. I need to make sure you heal."

"Um, C-celestia?" I ask looking into her eyes. She smiles at me.

"Yes, Orion?" She says.

"C-can I still train with you?" She then frowns slightly.

"No, I'm going to train you in Kai, you need to be punished." I adopt a look of fear on my face. " Not forever, just until next week." She says, smiling back down at me.

"Um, not in Kai but something else." Celestia then looks confused by this.

" I thought your mum taught you how to fight?"

" No, um...It's actually a spell I want you to use in a training room" I say.

"Well...I guess I can't stop you from training, even though you need to heal, you need to do something if your not learning about Kai. Maybe you can also meet my student, she was pretty interested in you. That reminds me, how did you do that...'vanishing' move?" She says, with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, just something I learned a bit ago. So, about that spell...."