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The Critique

by spideremblembrony
A lone pony is up against the greatest challenges he's ever faced in his entire life. Reviewing terrible stories. It's a rotten job, but somepony's got to do it.

The Critique. He was born here in Ponyville and his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother left him in to care for the library. It is a decision he has regretted since the day he accepted it. The walls of the library are filled with the most poorly written books imaginable.

Day after day, he spends him time review these books in the hopes to pass the time by working at a dying library. But the library holds many dark secrets within it. Will the Critique survive the ordeals that await him in the future? Which will break first? His body or his sanity?

Without further ado, welcome to the Critique Cave!

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589009 words: Estimated 2 days to read
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97 Chapters:

  1. The First Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1005
  2. Exile of Daimon 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10360
  3. The Poncho Chronicles I: The Beans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8227
  4. One Winged Pony 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6183
  5. Gainbow Dash 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4087
  6. Big Brother, Best Friend... Forever? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1357
  7. Mare of Steel Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8441
  8. Mare of Steel Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7863
  9. Spider-Man by James Cameron 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8685
  10. 3's & 7's 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7218
  11. Unlikely Allies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7497
  12. WonderFall 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2787
  13. Applejack's Love Poison Dilemma 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2331
  14. Cutie Mark Crusader Life Ruiners 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3403
  15. Light Away the Fear 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1258
  16. Goodbye... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3113
  17. Enter the Ninja 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9532
  18. Cameron's Ponyville Misadventures 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6432
  19. The Elements Vs Their Fierest Enemies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3114
  20. A Haze in Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6788
  21. Why Did I Do This? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8757
  22. The High Road 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7951
  23. Soren the Alicorn Part 1: Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9712
  24. Soren the Alicorn Part 1: Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6073
  25. Apple's Blossom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2578
  26. If You Build It 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6066
  27. Sequel September: Poncho Chronicles II: South Beach 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8817
  28. Sequel September: Dame Vinyl 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3239
  29. Sequel September: Cameron's Ponyville Misadventures 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4485
  30. Sequel September: Prince Martin Willis Two 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4897
  31. Nightmare Month: Dashies Revenge 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2505
  32. Nightmare Month: The Lottery 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3122
  33. Nightmare Month: Mcedge in Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2355
  34. Nightmare Month: A Kezzerdrix in Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2227
  35. Nightmare Month: Equestrlyvania 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10193
  36. The Lost Prince 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7372
  37. Cielo's Secret 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9134
  38. Celestia's Brothers 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5314
  39. If you have sex with a Changeling that looks like your beloved, and you didn't know, and you end up having a child together, does it count as cheating? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5598
  40. Our Gifts 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2841
  41. The Season's Upon Us 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3878
  42. Her Prince 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1269
  43. Mykanuary: Davis and Kari: A Wedding Story 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10645
  44. Mykanuary: Brother of the CORPSE BRIDE 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8927
  45. Mykanuary: CopyCat the Seventh Titan 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9155
  46. Mykanuary: My Little Unicorn Season 2 Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9736
  47. Mykanuary: My Little Unicorn Season 2 Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9253
  48. Mykanuary: My Little Unicorn Season 2 Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7537
  49. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: How There Friendship Connect 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2375
  50. The Reaper Files 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3844
  51. Humans, Rainbows, and Diamonds 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5049
  52. All We Can Take and Spike's Heart Problem 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2711
  53. Daring Do and the Daughter of Heroes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3790
  54. FIRST YEAR ANNIVERSARY 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7590
  55. The Uprising 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4114
  56. Always Calm is Flutter's Mom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4475
  57. The Return to Darkness 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7947
  58. Final Draft 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2889
  59. GPW1 (Great Pony War 1) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4228
  60. Way Back Home 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7086
  61. My Little Avengers featuring Iowaforever 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    25124
  62. Clash of the Titans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7817
  63. Solar Embrace 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    13151
  64. The First Artifical Alicorn 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4461
  65. A Mourning Heart 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8886
  66. Rainbows at Twilight 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1839
  67. Descending Desire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5209
  68. Just a Glance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3458
  69. A Day as Dashie 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4341
  70. Mommy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3876
  71. Ghost Pony Rider 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5042
  72. Under the Stars 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1040
  73. Ponyville's New Neighbour 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4643
  74. Secret Life of Rarity (With Guest Reviewer Brony Fife) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9670
  75. Secret Life of Rarity Part 2 (Guest Reviewer Brony Fife) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5719
  76. MLP Quiz by Awesomo3000 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2212
  77. The Disney 7 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9113
  78. Batmare Begins 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8577
  79. Sequel September: The Uprising: A Sequel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5026
  80. Sequel September: The High Road 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5222
  81. Sequel September: Wrath of the Titans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6082
  82. Sequel September: Soren the Alicorn 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    13925
  83. Sequel September: Caverns of Discord 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4712
  84. Nightmare Month: The Tail of Endless Night 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7490
  85. Nightmare Month: Shadows of the Everfree 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2708
  86. Nightmare Month: The God of Two Worlds 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5771
  87. Nightmare Month: Skittish 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3509
  88. A Hero's Rebirth 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    13726
  89. Angel Cake 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5193
  90. Shepherd of Fire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5398
  91. Their Hearth's Warming 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3487
  92. Merry Hearth's Warming, Luna 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2316
  93. One Hearth's Warming Eve 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3154
  94. Mykanuary: Should Life Be Cruel or Good? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8639
  95. Mykanuary: Liberty's Kids: The Past VS The Future 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    8028
  96. 100th REVIEW 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    20838
  97. THE LAST NEW CHAPTER 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    192