Warcraft is Magic

        Home is such a relative term. Is home where the heart is? No. Is home where you feel best when you're sick? No.  Home is where you keep enough weaponry to make a small army wet itself.  And home is right about where our two heroes are about to land.  Sadly, having been gone for four weeks and not paying their rent, the house was now owned by a small family of four Earth Ponies: a Mom, a Dad, and their two little girls.

        “Mama, Papa are you sure theres no monsters under my bed?”

        “Yes, Maple Leaf.”

        “Can you check again?”

        “Yes we can.” Maple Leaf’s papa bent down and lifted the bed skirt. “Nope, no monsters under here, only dust bunnies.”

        “Well, are you sure there's no monsters in my closet?”

        “Yes, Blueberry.”

        “Can you check again?”

        “Yes we can.” Blueberries mama trotted over to the closet. “Now if there's no monster in here you have to go to bed, ok?”

        “Ok.”

        “Ok here we go.” Blueberries mama flung open the closet and saw only the darkness at the back of it. “See nothing in here.” She turned around and saw Blueberry and Maple Leaf quivering. “What?” She turned back around and looked up and saw a giant faceplate; the darkness was a giant set of midnight blackarmor, and in the monster’s left hand was a giant black shield and in the other was a long flaming sword.

        The massive armored form took one step before falling face first onto the hardwood floor, crashing straight through it into the basement. A second later a small green figure crawled out from under the bed and dusted himself off.  After looking at the family he grunted and pulled out a large black gun and pointed it at the dad. “Get out of our house.”

        “LET US OUT OF HERE! WE WERE FRAMED!”

        “Shut up, Vinny. Who looks at us and says, ‘you know what, I'm going to frame those two for breaking and entering, property damage, and then threaten one of the owners of the house with a gun.’?”

        “Nobody...”

        “Exactly. Besides, I still have like 500 bits left in the bank, I can pay the bail.”

        About that time a old pegasus guard came and unlocked the cell. “I don't know why, but theres a chariot outfront and you two are supposed to get on it.”

        “Thats not good...”

        Azok and Vinny stepped into the light of day and were instantly greeted by somebody they never wanted to see again.  The pegasus stood at four feet tall and five feet wide, his muscles pressed against every inch of his skin on his body leaving it looking like a suit full of volleyballs.  Its blood red eyes stared at them for what seemed like forever till it uttered its horrid phraze, “Yeahhhhhh.”

        “Oh god! No, not you.”

        “Yeahhhhhh!”

        “Yo big guy, we could just take out own mounts there. It would be faster.”

        “Yeahhhhhh!”

        “Yes it would.”  Azok put his fingers into his mouth and whistled. Seconds later a cloud fell from the sky landing in front of him. He whistled again and a red ruled stone disk appeared on the cloud.  He hopped on and leaned forward, and the cloud sped off leaving a massive contrail behind it.

        “Show off!” Vinny set a small box on the ground.  He snapped his fingers and the lid opened sending tiny yellow specks swirling into the air.  The specks began to swirl together and started to make a large conical shaped rocket.  The mount finished building and Vinny hopped in, lit the fuse and blasted off into the sky after Azok.

        Azok was surfing through the clouds on his Disk when he saw the towers of canterlot in the midday sun.  He leaned forward putting on extra juice sending up a rainbow mist contrail as it tore the clouds in two.

        He sped towards the mountain city getting closer and closer when he began to notice something.  His eyes shot wide open as he leaned back on the Disk sending it skyward, the cloud underneath it barely scraping a large prismatic energy barrier that surrounded the city.  Vinny, however, wasn't so lucky his rocket kept speeding up till it smashed right through the barrier leaving a gaping hole in the side.  Azok sat down on the disk and leaned slightly forward sending his cloud puttering through the slowly closing hole.

        A large smoke trail led Azok to the balcony off the throne room.  As he got closer he saw Vinny sitting there in the wreckage of his rocket talking to the Princess. “Hello Princess,” Azok greeted as his Disk set down and began to dissipate.

        “Hello to you two, I'm glad that you're both safe. When Consept told me what happened I was worried, but it seems I had nothing to worry about now.”

        “Ya, except now we’re the nightmare fuel of two little ponies.”

        “It was gonna happen sooner or later Big Guy,” Vinny quipped as he began standing up.

        “Good point.  Anyway, Princess you wanted to see us?”

        “Yes it seems that there has been a threat made against Canterlot, and I would like you two to help Shining Armor in making sure that the city is safe.”

        “Can do Princess.”

        Azok and Vinny found the captain of the guard, Shining Armor, in one of the court yards standing with none other than Twilight Sparkle.  Before they had a chance to get close to him they were pulled aside by one of the guards and asked to help move some equipment from a store room to some of the battlements. Not ones to be unhelpful they complied and began the arduous task of moving gear, weapons, and ammo.

        It was about dusk before they finished.  They asked the guards where Shining Armor was and they were told he was in the grand ballroom.  They ran over there but before they even made it inside they bumped into a Pink Alicorn.

        “Hey, watch where you're going.”

        “Geese sorry...wait aren't there only supposed to be two of you alicorn things?”

        “I don't have time for this. Move.” the Pink Alicorn huffed past them and flew off towards one of the towers.

        “She seem evil to you?”

        “Ya, just a bit.”

        The pair walked into the hall and found Shining Armor standing near the back wearing a suit and talking to Twilight by some of her fiends and the Princess.

        “Excuse me!” Azok yelled just loud enough to get their attention. “Uhh, I think we have a problem.  We were just coming in here and we bumped into this Pink Alicorn... Ya, well, anyway I think she’s Evil.”

        “Ya, like super evil.”

        “How dare you!” Shining shouted back.

        “What?”

        “Thats my future wife you're talking about!”

        “Ya good for you, but it is literally our job to sniff out then beat the hell out of evil and, buddy, she was evil,  Now if you will excuse us we are going to beat the hell out of the evil.” Azok and Vinny turned their backs and began to leave when they felt their backs get hit by a bolt of magic. They turned around to see Shining Armor with his head down and his horn charged.

        “Ya good luck with that buddy; we’re twice as strong as we were a month ago.” Shining Armor lowered his head again and sent another volley of magic bolts at them. The magic darted across the room, impacting harmlessly on their armor.  He lowered his head ready to fire again when he was restrained by a golden aura.

        “I think we need to have a talk with you two.” the Princess left to the back of the room carrying Shining Armor with her and followed by two reluctant heroes.

        (A/N  Only 4 more of these ungodly creations left WOOO.)