Warcraft is Magic

Perspective Vinny

Location < Middle of nowhere 400 feet up>

I awoke the next morning in the middle of nowhere, 400 feet up in a chariot and yet somehow Azok was still asleep.

“The fuck is that” I said while pointing to the giant city on the cliff we were headed towards.

“The fuck is this” I said pertaining to the situation.

“The fuck is you” I said while pointing at a giant white Pegasus with tiny wings and blood shot eyes.

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”

“Well that explains everything.”

Location

We arrived at the giant cliff city about five minuets after the stimulating conversation above, anyway we were escorted through the city by some guards towards a palace that would put Dalaran to shame.  When we reached the palace we heard a familiar voice.

“The Princess told me to escort them from here,” Twilight said as she trotted up to us “Im sorry this happened the guard can be kinda... Is he still asleep?”

“Yeah. He wont wake up for a good fifty more minutes. But don’t worry, they gave me this cart to pull him around in.”

We were escorted by Twilight to the throne room, where we were supposed to meet the two Princess.  I heard some arguing coming from down one of the hallways, to the right of the thrones.

“What do you mean it wasn’t meant to do that,  I look like im twelve.”

“Im sorry lulu it said it would only last a hour.”

“Are you sure there is nothing you can do Tia? I don't want ponies to see me like this.”

“No there is nothing we can do except wait for it to wear off.”

“Im gonna get you good for this Tia..” said a little blue Unicorn/Pegasus as she walked around the corner with her *looks up* big sister.

They both trotted over the the thrones, and sat down. Then they glared at me.  “Is there problem lady?” I said with annoyance I my voice.

“Why yes in fact there is a problem.” started the little one.

“Ya hush up Jail Bait, the grown ups are talking.  Now as I was saying, you drag me and my friend out of our beds at this ungodly hour, put us on a chariot, fly us to this avalanche waiting to happen, you make us wait another half an hour, and you give me the stink eye. What gives.”

“I would like to apologize for the rudeness, It is just that me and my little sister," She snickered. "Are leaving soon for a meeting with the neighboring country and this was the only time we could see you.  Also allow me to introduce my self, I am Princess Celestia, and this is Princess Luna.”

“So toots, why did you drag us here? I don’t think it was just to say 'hi'.”

“I brought you two here to determine if you were a threat to my little ponies.  And so far what I hear from Twilight Sparkle, is that you both are extremely dangerous. Not only did your friend kill a hydra, but you brought a animal back from the dead, and to top it off, I hear you can't die.”

“Guilty as charged, but just so ya know.. If we were a threat you wouldn't even know we were here. All you would know is that Ponyville got wiped off the map in a single night. And im sure you could guess where we would head next.” I was getting angry by this point, and luckily Azok was starting to wake up.

“IS THAT A THREAT!?!?” yelled the little blue one.

“Seriously, Half pint, grownups talking, wait your turn.  And no it wasn’t a threat, but we are capable of it. If you don’t believe me use your freaky magic to scan our memories or something.”

“There is no need. I believe you wouldn’t purposefully hurt any of my little ponies.”

“Hey Vinny... Where the hell are we?”

“Good to see ya up and around big guy.”

“I will grant you both citizenship of Equestira on one condition...”

“And what would that be?” I asked inquisitively.

“You allow me to cast a spell on you, so that I can know where you are and what you are doing at all times.”  She said as her horn began to glow “And If you two do anything to harm any of my little ponies, I swear to Faust I will send you straight to the sun!”

“What if there if a store being robbed or something like that, can we beat the tar out of that guy?”

“Yes that will be acceptable, just don’t kill him.  So do you accept my offer?”

“I accept” me and Azok said in unison.  There was a flash of golden light as the spell was cast on me and Azok. After a couple of seconds, the glowing after effects of the spell dissipated from around us.  “Can we go now im hungry and Azok here looks like he could eat a horse.” I pokerface.jpg'ed perfectly.

“I assure you we don’t eat horses, it is a figure of speech meaning that you could eat the equivalent weight of a horse.” Azok explained.  “Yeah... We better be going now. bye bye.”  Azok picked me up and carried me to the balcony to the left of the thrones, and activated his Sandstone Drake form, and flew off towards Ponyville with me in his claws.

We arrived in ten minutes, landing outside of the library. I had regained movement of my extremities by this time but I was still a little stiff.

(Sorry for the short chapter but I needed to get this part out of the way I promise the next chapter will be as long as the other ones)