Warcraft is Magic

Crossover with http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19035/Badger%2C-the-Hippogriff

Perspective Azok

Location

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Location

We arrived at Ponyville just as the sun finished clearing the mountains it was a beautiful spring day there was barely a cloud in the sky the children were still asleep in there beads the giant black dragon was flying towards Ponyville ready to welcome the day......wait.  “ONE DAY ONE DAMN DAY IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK GOD.” Vinny had woken up by this time from his previous stupidity.

“What are you talking about, and stop yelling people are trying to sleep”

“I don’t know maybe the GIANT FUCKING DRAGON” I yelled while pointing in the air.

“Holy crap this place is more dangerous that back home.”

“I know rite,  well should we kill it or something?”

“Maybe we should talk to it dragons might be nice here”  Vinny interjected.

“Ya we will meet a nice dragon when cows fly.”

“But you can fly.”

“Then its our lucky day.”

We decided to go tell twilight that we had returned before we went and risked our immortal lives to kill a dragon.  We landed on the other side of town so we quickly jogged to the library and by jogged I mean we haled ass.  I didn’t waist time knocking on the door I just busted in ( they really need locks on these doors).  “TWILIGHT'

“WHAT.”

“Well I was gona tell you there was a giant dragon outside but If you just gonna yell at me.”

“What do you mean there is a giant dragon out side.”

“Well Twi I don’t think there is any other way to take “There is a giant dragon outside” than “There is a giant dragon outside” is there.  Should we kill it?”

“Well I don’t know the last time there was a dragon in Equestira it was just trying to take a nap maybe this one is to.”

Suddenly a huge roar filled the air shattering the windows in the house. “Ya I dont think its trying to to take nap,  come on Vinny lets go kill this thing o ya you might want to get Schrodinger for this one.”

We exited the library and saw a pillar of fire appear near where I had initially crashed (Sandstone).  I took of into the air with Vinny on my back and quickly flew towards where we had seen the dragon land.  “Hi Vinny”

“Hi Lyra....Lyra?”

“Yes.”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE.”

“Well I saw you run out of the library and hop on Azok here so I decided to join you.”

“How do you know about Azok and why aren't you freaked out he turned into a dragon.”

“O that’s easy Twilight told me about him.”

“Hay Azok why didn’t you feel her climb on?”

“Thick scales cant really feel much back there.”

“Well this is just great not only do I have to fight a dragon I have to worry about you not getting hurt.  You are making my life very hard toots.”

“Vinny and Lyra sitting in a tree K I S S I N G”

“SHUT UP COW”

We arrived to see the dragon laying down on some scorched earth in the center of a large opening in the Everfree forest I set down near the edge and told Lyra to stay there, she didn’t listen.

“Ok Vinny I don’t know what is going to happen so get Schrodinger out right now just in case.”  Vinny complied by pulling out a black whistle and blowing on it a black circle appeared on the ground a nearly solid saber tooth cat appeared its eyes glowing red.  “OK lets do this Vinny stay back 30yrd and keep a Black arrow notched im going to try and talk to it fist only shoot after I pop wings.”

“What do you want me to do” Lyra asked

“Stay next to Vinny and don’t get your self killed.” My words seemed to make the gravity of the situation sink in she slumped down and half hid behind Vinny.

As I approached the dragon I could feel the heat radiate off of its skin.  I walked slowly towards  its maw and for the first time in a long time I was scared,  “HAIL my name is Azok Sunwalker may I inquire as to what you are doing in this peaceful land.”

“WHAT DOSE IT MATTER TO YOU INSECT I DO AS I PLEASE.”

“It matters because you are close to a village and we are worried that you might harm them.”

“DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STOP ME IF I DID I AM BIGGER THAN YOU I AM MORE POWERFUL I AM A DRAGON YOU ARE A MERE INSECT COMPARED TO ME.”

“I am not challenging you dragon I am merely checking to be sure that you have no malicious intent to the villagers.”

“I WISH TO DO NO HARM TO THE VILLAGERS BUT I WILL DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO TAKE BACK THE LAND THAT WAS MINE.”

“What do you mean dragon.”

“BEFORE THE LONG SLEEP I OWNED THIS PORTION OF LAND UNDER DRAGON LAW I HAVE COME BACK TO RECLAIM IT BY FIRE IF NECESSARY.”

“I am sorry dragon but I must protect those that now inhabit this land.  If you do not leave peacefully I will have to remove you by force.”

“IT SEAMS I HAVE NO CHOISE THEN.” The dragon swung his claw at me faster than I had anticipated I was barely able to dodge it.

“So this is what it comes to?”

“YES.”

I activated my Avenging Wrath making two golden wings sprout from my back.  As soon as the wings appeared I saw five explosive arrows fly at the dragon impacting on his jaw.  The explosions blasted his head back it didn’t cause much damage but it provided enough distraction for me run under him and attack his legs.  I say Schrodinger charge at the dragon running up its tail and started to bite its wing joints.  He roared from pain and blasted me with fire I activated my Divine Shield keeping me from taking damage from the blast but it still knocked me back causing my head to impact a large rock on the edge of the field.

“We can take that dragon, C'mon Badger!”

“FUCK THAT SHIT! THAT THING IS TWICE AS BIG AS ME AND HE STILL GOT HIS ASS KICKED!!!!”

“At least he did protect Equestira! Unlike SOME soldier I know.”

Luckily I survived the impact on the rock I was also center that the voices were in my head, no wait they were above me.  I looked up shaking my head to see a Hippogriff and a Griffon sitting on the rock with a me sized hole in it.

“Hay big boy, get the fuck up, we got a dragon to fight.”

Not one to argue with help even from somebody named badger I quicky reganed my footing and charged at the dragon again.  A giant golden hammer fell from the sky impacting on the dragons neck the resulting successful strike increased my speed as I sprinted towards him.  Badger not sensing the urgency of the situation flew up to him and yelled “By the order of the Equestrian royal army, Stop!” needless to say the dragon didn’t comply.

“IT HAS BEEN CENTURIES SINCE I HAVE TASTED HIPPOGRIFF. YOU WILL MAKE A FINE MEAL!”  The dragon swiped at the Hippogriff he nimbly dodged landing on the ground only to be blasted back by a shock wave from the dragons other foot.

Vinny had been firing shot after shot at the dragon hitting its wings mostly trying to stop it from taking off again.  Schrodinger had been throne off when he took of the first time had now climbed to the base of its skull and was slowly climbing higher.

“REPENT[1]” a bluish aura encased the dragon stopping its movements giving Schrodinger the time to climb to the dragons face and giving Vinny time to rest his arm.  But it was all for nothing the griffon slashed the dragons eye blinding it but also giving him moment back. “FUCK YOU GRIFFIN”

The dragon now with blind furry (chuckle) started swinging wildly in all directions and by all directions I mean he somehow charged me.  The Griffin swooped down picking me up saving me from being trampled “Hay fly up above the dragons head then drop me.”

"The fuck!? ARE YOU CRAZY!?"

“Just do it feather brain.”

"Call me Feather brain, one more time, and it is his jaws for you."

“Just do it.”

She slowly gained altitude till I was a good 200ft above his head.

“Ok now what genius?”

“Drop me.”

“Thought you’d never ask.”

“HERE'S THE BEEF.” I yelled my signature catchphrase as I plummeted towards the dragons head with my with my axe ready to chop his face in half.  Just as I was hit his head I slammed my axe down cleaving his head into... crap. “WAHAHHAHAHAHAHA”  my plan didn’t work my axe had only just dented his scales and now I was on the ground with out a weapon and the dragon was looking directly at the Griffon.

“O THE HELL YOU ARE NOT!” Badger yelled as he zoomed towards the Griffin with amazing speeds.  The Dragon began to inhale preparing to breathe more fire “Damn I cant use another protection spell for a minute but an aura just might help a bit” “RESIST[2].”  Badger covered the Griffin with his wings protecting her from the flames.  After the flames subsided Badger turned toward the dragon.

He flew up to its head and grabbed my axe and started smashing it into his skull over and over again it was literally raining blood.  With a final squelch the axe penetrated its skull cutting into the brain killing it the dragon fell over with a mini earthquake dead. Badger expanded his cheat and let out a screech.

“HAY SHUT HE HELL UP WILL YA” Vinny yelled from the back “YA KILLED A DRAGON BIG WOOP.”

“Hay Vinny lighten up im sure this is his first dragon let him have his moment.”  Badger climbed off the dragons head and walked, trotted, over to the griffin and kissed her.

“BOW CHIKA WOW WOW.”

“Shut up Vinny.”

I walked up to them and announced my self.  “Hay thanks for helping us kill the dragon we could have done it without you, my name is Azok and that’s Vinny back there.”

“Yo.”

“Don’t you mean couldn’t.”

“No.”

"Whether you could or couldn't, I was sent by Celestia to make sure it happened. I am Staff sergeant Badger, of the Equetrian Army. This is my... friend Gilda.  What exactly are you by the way?”

“Im a Tauren and Vinny is a Goblin.  Were from a different dimension we got sent here by a botched spell our friend cast.”

“Uhhh huh.. well, good luck with that, as well as getting back."

I noticed that Lyra was still standing where I left here she wasn’t moving. “Hay Vinny can you go check on Lyra.

While Vinny went over to her I continued my conversation with the Badger and Gilda.  “So you were sent by Celestia to make sure that the dragon got killed.”

"Killed or encouraged to leave, correct. But i also think she wanted us to meet. not sure why.”

“Well wile you ponder that im gonna get my axe back.”

“LOOK HUMANS.”

“WHERE.”

“YO AZOK SHES FINE.”

I walked over the the dead behemoth and located my axe in the mist of the giant skull fragments I grabbed onto it and pulled the handle came loose but he head staid in its head.  “WHAT THE HELL MAN YOU BROKE MY AXE.” I yelled as I looked at Badger with contempt.

Badger line saying sucks bro

“I could make you another from of dragon scales? But till then.. SUCKS FOR YOU”

“Naw I can get Vinny to fix it later.  Speaking of later its getting dark so were going back to Ponyville wanna come whit.”

"No can do, gotta get ready for classes tomorrow, and I'm not exactly welcome there... Tell Dash and the others i'm sorry got it."

“Ok sure what ever that means.” (sandstone) I transformed into my drake from and walked over to pick up Vinny and Lyra. “BY” I croaked out (its hard to talk as a dragon) before I flew off towards Ponyville.  The sun was setting as I landed at Taillights library.

“O my gosh are you two ok you have been gone all day” twilight yelled as she rushed out of the  library.

“Were fine and we killed the dragon by the way it wanted to burn Ponyville.” I mumbled out the last sentence in between yawing.

“What do you mean, tell me what happened.”

“Sleep now enplane later.”

I slowly walked to the basement of the library where me and Vinny had been sleeping for the last two days I laid down in bed and fell instantly asleep.

[1] Repentance stuns the target for one minute damage will cancel the effect

[2] Resistance Aura all allies gain 20% resistance to elemental attacks