Warcraft is Magic

Perspective Azok

Location

I had woken up the next morning before everybody else, and decided to go explore the town and look for work.  I had changed back to my into my black shirt and blue pants because I didn’t want to scare the locals with my blood caked armor (note to self wash armor).  I was walking down mane street, when a brown blur slammed into me.  “You ok little guy?” I said as I reached down to help up the earth pony.

“Yes I'm quite alright I just wasn’t paying much attention to where I was running.”  He was talking in a odd accent I couldn’t quite place but it sounded  Gilean (British for you non WOW players). He was wearing the pony equivalent of an overcoat the strange thing was it was beeping.  He put his snout into one of the many pockets and pulled out a metal tube, with a blue light on the end and began waiving it at me. Weirder things have happened.  “Have you traveled through time or space recently?”

“Well I have gone into the past about twenty ish times...  I also got shot through a dimension or two.”

“Oh, well that was easy.  I will have to investigate that matter later though. By the way my name is The Doctor.”

“My name is Azok.”

“Well then Azok, I will see you later.”

“Bye strange pony.”  Is it to much to ask for one normal day?

I had arrived at the town center in time for the majority of the shops to open. I saw Applejack open up her own little cart and I decided to go say hello.

“Good morning Applejack.”

“Hello there, what are ya doing out this early?”

“Well me and Vinny need money our currency doesn’t work here, so im looking for jobs. Is there a request board around here or something?  Im guessing the stuff on there would be more my speed than a part time job.”

“Well yes actually, there is one of them in the park.  But most of it is just odd jobs that most ponies are to lazy ta do themselves.”

“Sounds perfect thanks Applejack.”  So the park. where is that?  I dug around in my bag looking for my map, hmm severed heads, dust, Illusion potion(that could come in handy for praking). Aha! Here it is, my map.  I pulled out my map from the depths of my bad and opened it. It was black at first, but lines slowly appeared on it revealing a blueprint for all the land around me. Magic gota love it.  “OK, so the park is that way just past the school and the general goods store.”

It took me all of ten minutes to reach the park, it was nice, lots of trees benches... the terrified screams of children...that’s not right.  I ran towards the screams and saw three little foals cowering under the request board, there were two slightly older foals that didn’t look to friendly.  I pulled out my Illusion potion and took a little sip, and turned into an exact replica of one person I had seen in the last hour.  I felt the world grow around me as I shrunk into a perfect replica of spike.  I approached and said I to the little yellow pony I recognized as Applebloom, Applejacks little sister.  “Hay there Applebloom are you ok?”

“Ya, but these two have been chasing us around and making fun of us, 'cause we aint got our cutiemarks yet.”

“Is this true?” I asked the bigger foals.

“Yeah, but what are u gonna do about it pipsqueak, scratch us?” They started laughing like it was the funniest joke ever. I know the funniest joke ever, and that’s not it.

“No, I'm not gonna scratch you. But I might step on you.”

“What do you mean, your not the same size as us how are u gonna step on us?”

I dismissed my potion spell, growing back to my full seven foot height.  “This is how, now I suggest you leave these three alone before you two become my new pair of shoes. GOT IT?” I put extra emphasis on the last to words to get my point across.

“YES SIR DONT STEP ON US SIR WERE SORRY SIR.” They both shouted as they ran off in the opposite direction.

“There that deals with that you girls ok?”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

“Hay cool I it with the screaming,” I said while sitting down “Your giving me a headache.”  The non Applebloom ponies were curled up behind her quivering.  “Im not that scary am I?”

“Well, ya kinda did just threaten to turn two ponies into shoes.” Applebloom replied.

“You said they were picking on you, and I'm more scared of what Applejack would do if I didn’t help.”

“You mean you weren’t really going to step on them?” The orange one asked.

“Why, do you want me to?”

“Well, maybe if they start picking on us again...” The white one chimed in.

“Well if they pick on you again, tell me and I will step on them for you. Happy?”

“YES!” They all shouted in unison.

“By the way, how did you turn into spike? Is that another one of your weird magic things?” asked Applebloom.

“No actually, it was a potion that transforms me into sombody else. I have about seven different things that will change my appearance.”  I pulled out a flask, two orbs, a totem that looked like an hawk, and a locket and a taberd.

“I thought you said seven? I only count six.”

“Well let me explain these six artifacts are. they are each physical transformations, but I have one that I can use with out having one of these. I'll show you that one last.  Ok, which one do you want me to show you first?”

“THIS ONE!” they once again shouted in unison pointing to the flask.”

“Ok fine.” I picked up the flask and took a swig of it.  I could feel my skin turning to stone and lightning coarse through my veins as I shrunk to the height of about four feet.  “TADA!”

“What did you turn into?”

“I turned into a iron dwarf.”

“COOL!! THIS ONE NEXT!!”  I spent the next several minutes transforming into an elf, a troll, a gnome, a bird monster, and a second elf with flaming clothes.

“Ok that’s all of them.”

“But you still only showed us six, what is number seven?”

“Fine Applebloom but stand back and don’t scream"(Sandstone).

“COOL!!!!!”

“Hmm.. Usually the ponies scream and run away.  Want me to fly you around town?”

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DRAGON RIDERS!”

“MY EAR DRUMS!”

I took Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweete Belle, on a quick flight around Ponyville and landed back at the library.  “Ok girls, time to get off I promised I would talk to Twilight today, but I can play with you later.”

“Bye Mr.Azok.”

“Bye girls.”  I opened the door and saw Vinny and Twilight sitting at the table talking “Did I miss anything?”

“Naw, I was just telling Twi here about the whole dragon thing yesterday.  Now I say we get some food I'm starving.”

“You wanna join us Twilight?”

“No but thanks, you boys have a good time.”

“Okay, thanks.”

I left the house with Vinny sitting on my shoulder like usual when we heard a somewhat familiar voice.

“YO!! Cow monster! I gotta talk to you.”

“What is it Gilda?”

“Badger got seriously messed up a couple of days ago, and we need some help. Can't you use your crazy ass magic to heal?”

“Actually I can only heal humanoids, you need Vinny, he can heal beast class creatures like Badger.”

“Yup. I'm pretty awesome.”

A streak of rainbow and cyan zoomed by over head causing us to all look up.

“Fine then, you're coming with me.”  Gilda snatched Vinny off my shoulder and took of into the sky.

“HAVE FUN!”

“Now time for food... or a new weapon... or find job. I cant decide.”

“Hay there! Azok was it?”  A familiar Gilnean voice yelled.  “How long has it been sence I saw you last.”

“Like three hours. Why?”

“No reason. Would you mind coming back to my lab? I would like to run some uhh... experiments on you.  Nothing to dangerous, I assure you.”

“Sorry Doc, but Im kinda looking for food/new weapon/job.”

“I'll pay you.”

“Lead the way.”