Princess Celestia has been running things a LONG time. Even with Luna back, sometimes you need to get out and cut loose. But Luna's running things while you're out. Cadance has her own empire. And you need a wingmare, desperately.
Who are you gonna call?
(Flagged "Mature" due to graphic language, no sex, clop, or gore)

Thanks to Sophiecabra on Deviantart for the inspiration!