Star Wars: Clones in Equestria

The Guards are standing at the entrance of the Everfree. Wondering where Twilight and her friends are.

"Bah, where the hell is Twilight?" Asks one guard.

"I don't know, but the Lieutenant is getting impatient." Says another.

"FOR THE REPUBLIC!" echoes through the forest.

"Republic? whats that?" Asks the Medic.

"Something you wouldn't understand, you slow witted maniac," Lieutenant Iron Gut says.

"Well, whatever. That voice didn't sound like pony though." Private Spear Point says.

"Your right, we have to investigate that voice, What if Twilight and her friends are in there right now?" Lieutenant Iron Gut said.

"Well, what are we waiting for? LETS MOVE!" Yelled one guard.

The guards rush towards to smoke. Hoping that Twilight is already there.

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The clones just stare at the Equine-Like creatures in front of them. The clones exchange glances with each other. Know-it-all steps out from behind the bushes.

"This is....Interesting. Colorful Horses with Horns, Wings, and OH! Look at that one, it has a hat on!" Know-it-all Gleefully Says.

"Know-it-all stay back, those things could be dangerous." Joker orders.

"I don't think they're dangerous, In fact, they look adorable! Ahahaha!" Nine Laughs.

"That's just you Nine, Noobie, what do you think." Joker says, turning to Noobie.

"Can we just check the SOS and get outta here! They are just alien horses." Noobie yells.

"Your right, Nine, keep an eye on them, Know-it-all, I don't care what you do. Noobie, your with me." Joker orders.

"I must be in a Simulation." Joker quietly says to himself.

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Twilight and her friends just stare at The creatures in front of her. three aliens. Now a fourth one just popped up out of some bushes.

"This is....Interesting. Colorful Horses with Horns, Wings, and OH! Look at that one, it has a hat on!" An alien says, this alien was different because it has Red Stripes on its skin. Twilight cant bring up any words to say on whats happening, and from what she sees on the facial expressions on her friends, Rainbow Dash looks ready for a fight, same as Applejack, Rarity is just plain speechless, Pinkie Pie is Happy, but that's normal, and Fluttershy is scared, Buts that normal too.

"Your right, Nine, keep an eye on them, Know-it-all, I don't care what you do. Noobie, your with me." The alien in the middle, whom Twilight Suspected to be the leader, said.

'How are their mouths not moving? You need a mouth to speak.' Twilight Thought. The one whom she assumed to be "Nine" was standing right in front of her. Look down at her, holding a small metal log, or was it a stick. Howls surround the area.

"Ahhh HELL! JOKER! THOSE THINGS ARE RETURNING!" "Nine" Says.

"What? They must be in larger number! Hold them off we are almost done." The one Twilight assumed to be "Joker", said.

"Know-it-all, do you think we could ride those horses out of here?" One of the aliens said, the only one that's different is the one with an extended face, and red stripes on its skin.

"No, they look too small, we could crush them!" The one whom Twilight suspected to be Know-it-all.

"Great, the one time I depended on your Thoughts." Says one alien leaving the Metallic object.

"What in tarnation is goin on Here?!!!?? What are ya?" Applejack spontaneously yelled.

The four aliens look at Applejack.

"What the hell!!! Did that one just speak?!" Yelled the lead alien.

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"I THINK IT DID! BUT WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT, WE GOT WOOD PREDATORS TO FIGHT!" Yelled Noobie, wanting to save his own skin.

"HELL, KNOW-IT-ALL, GET THOSE HORSES IN THE LAAT WRECKAGE, I NEED TO TALK THOSE HORSES, IF THEY DO TALK! THE REST OF YOU, WHISKEY FROMATION CODE 56D98 SPARK!" Joker yelled.

The clones get in formation, but after the last encounter, Noobie is shaking uncontrollably.

"Joker, through my scanner, I see 20 of those things! They are circling around!" Know-it-all reports.

"Alright men, fight to your last breath!" Jokers orders.

As if on cue, the creatures attack. Joker gets tackled by the first one.

"Ahhh, BASTARD!" Yells Joker.

Since the creatures are made of wood, Joker trys a new tactic. Joker starts ripping away at the face of the predator, tearing it to pieces within seconds. It wont stay like this for long though. So he starts throwing the pieces in different directions while trying to stay alive.

"IF THEY POUNCE ON YOU, TEAR AWAY AT THEM!" Joker yells.

"Joker, Im reading 15 other creatures entering the area, they are similar to the these horses!" Know-it-all says through the radio.

"THANKS FOR THE INTEL, BUT IM DEALING WITH MY OWN PROBLEMS KNOW-IT-ALL-BASTARD!" Joker Yells through the radio.

Know-it-all looks towards the 6 horses who look worried, probably for their own safety. He remembers what the one with the hat did. 'Speak' thought Know-it-all.

"Listen, I don't know if you speak, maybe it was a delusion me and my friends and Joker shared. But what the hell are these things?" Know-it-all asked.

The Rainbow mane one looked confused about all this, then spoke up.

"What are you?" It asked in retaliation.

Know-it-all couldn't concentrate, there was blaster fire, yelling, etc. He looked at the Purple Horned Horse. Know-it-all learned back in his childhood simulation days, about the mythical unicorn. He was quiet excited to speak to one himself though.

"What the hell are these things I reiterate." Know-it-all, says.

The purple unicorn looks hesitant, but it knows that it doesn't have much choice, it speaks up.

"They are Timber Wolves, deadly creatures of the Everfree Forest." It says

"An Explanation, finally!" Know-it-all says.

"Know-it-all, need you out here! NOW!" Joker yells

Know-it-all crawls out of the LAAT and notices immediately that the attack has halted.

"Sir, Joker, these things are called Timber Wolves." Know-it-all says.

"Yay, now I know something ya damn bastard!" Joker retaliates.

Joker looks back at a set of trees. The so called "Timber Wolves" are staring at the top, and one by one, they run off.

"Know-it-all, quit boring me and scan those trees, those, what did you call it? "Timber Wolves"? Weren't scared by us, but something scared them off." Joker orders.

"Sure thing Our great champion of droids, Savior of the republic, Hero of all clonekind, Killer of count doo-" Know-it-all gets cut off.

"Spare me the sarcasm and MOVE!" Joker brushed off.

Nine just snickers at the whats going on. Nine turns around to see those alien talking horses watching Joker and Know-it-all. Nine smiles under his helmet, such cute animals, and a hostile world. Nine wonders where their owners are.

"Anything?" Noobie asks.

"Yeaaaahhhhh, ummmm there are armored horses in those trees, they are watching us right now, maybe about to ambush us." Know-it-all says very loud while looking through the scanner.

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Knowing their position has been compromised. Lieutenant Iron Gut orders the soldiers down, and in defense formation. They heard the white creatures talking their language, which was a surprise that the ponies never saw coming.

"Don't try anything alien, do anything stupid and you wont leave the Everfree alive!" Yells Lieutenant Iron Gut.

The aliens look at each other, then laugh.

"I guess im not crazy, the horses do talk." the alien in the middle says.

"Heh, im still wondering how are they going to kill us with their spears." The alien on the right said.

"Lets just get out of here, those "Timber wolves" might return.....again."Orders One clone with a bloody head.

"Your friends are in the LAAT, why don't you go and get them outta there." Says one alien towering over them, which red stripes on its skin and an extended face.

The soldiers look at each other. The aliens are obviously not attacking them yet, so they might be friendly. But best not to take any chance. Lieutenant Iron Gut motions the Medic to go and help Twilight and her friends, and run to intercept the aliens.

"Halt!" Yells Private Spear Point.

"Uh, these alien soldier horses are getting annoying, why don't we put a blaster round in their heads and be down with it." Asks one alien. This intimidates Spear Point.

"Do you wanna be the start of another galactic war? I didn't think so. We can barely handle the droids, we don't need to fight horses." Bloody Head said.

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"Lets just play along for now, maybe we can meet the owners of these alien horses. Maybe the tail-heads, or Biths." Joker said.

"Yeah, I like the idea of peace." Nine said.

"I don't." Noobie says.

Know-it-all doesn't say anything, but he knows, that for now, Jokers word is law. So he slowly raises his hands.

"Bastard." Know-it-all says to Joker.