Star Wars: Clones in Equestria

"Lets Show em Who's Boss!"  Yells the Sergeant, who is desperately trying to keep morale high.

As if on cue, and explosion hits the door, bursting it open, the clones rush for cover. Blasterfire rings out, CT-9751, Nicknamed "Noobie", the newest member of the Rhen Var surveillance team, just Blindfires, not wanting to get hit.

"Im out of ammo! " Yells The sergeant.

The sergeant stays in cover, and then when the Droid captain gets close, The Sergeant attacks, using his fists in melee combat. The Droid stabs him, and leaves him to bleed to death.

"The Serg-"

The Sergeant, nicknamed "Sarge", can watch as the clones retreat to a Prototype LAAT. Then, Nothing.

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The Sergeant wakes up, in the same place where he was stabbed, amazingly, he hasn't died from blood loss yet. The Sergeant looks around, No droids, No Prototype LAAT, the Sarge then remembers.

"The lucky bastards escaped." Sarge says.

The sound of clanking feet catches the ears of Sarge, they get closer, Sarge gets up and limps towards the door, they get closer, hoping he could take out the droid and grab its blaster, they get closer, The door opens, revealing a Commando Droid.

"Nothing to report here." It says.

The Droid looks around, before noticing the missing body of Sarge.

"Hey, where did that body go?" The droid says.

Sarge sneaks up behind the droid, and then, after a couple minutes of struggling, rips its head off.

"Heh, I could use a souvenir." Sarge says, Picking up the blaster, and, for better or for worse, takes the head with him.

The Sarge starts down the Hallway. Sarge hopes that he can sneak past the droids that most certainly patrolling the now Sith outpost.

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After avoiding 5 Droids already, Sarge finally comes across the Medical Bay. He enters and looks around, Sarge knows he doesn't have time for a Bacta Injection, so he looks around for the ingestible substitute. After looking around, he finally finds it, Bactade, the new type of Bacta, Bad taste, but great at healing wounds. Sarge, after a bit of hesitation, gulps down the Bactade.

"Bleh, chalky." Sarge silently complains.

Sarge feels the pain of the stab wound fading, then the wound itself fading.

"Ahhhh, muuuuuch better." He says.

"-eah, your right, lets just go check on Unit 627. His wont respond to the captains Communications." Says a deep, droidy voice.

Sarge realizes that the commando droids are realizing that they are missing a Unit. The clanking of feet goes past the medical door. After 2 minutes of hesitation, the Sarge walks into the corridor, Sarge looks around to make sure the coast is clear. Sarge makes his way to the exit, hopefully with no encounters. Sarge looks at the droid head he is holding. All he can feel is satisfaction.

After five minutes of avoiding, hiding, and walking, Sarge finally arrives at the exit.

"Hey! Stop right there!" Yells A voice.

Sarge turns around to see two droids aiming their blasters at him.

"We heard of a missing clone body, you must be that body, or you will be!" Yells Droid 1.

"Hey, why are you talking to me like that?" Sarge says, hoping to trick the droids into thinking he is a droid.

Know-it-all told Sarge about commando droids, it was boring, but looks like its paying off. Commando Droids can fit in Clone Armor easily, and they can Change their voices to sound like clones.

"Ummm, because your a clone."

"No, im a droid."

The droids look at each other, and lower their weapons slightly.

"Whats your Unit Number?" Asks Droid 2.

"I don't remember, my data file is corrupted." Sarge says.

"Oh, ok, but why are you holding Unit 627's Head?"

Sarge looks at it. Then looks at the droids.

"Oh him, I found him like this, I was looking for the captain, see what he was going to do with his head."

"Hmph, Unit 627 was always clumsy. The captain is in the Armory. Come on Unit 256, lets get back to patrol."

"Roger Roger."

The Droids walk off. Sarge sighs with relief.

"It worked." Sarge says.

With that, Sarge walks out onto the Platform, where a droid transport has landed. The Droid Pilot Is walking around the platform. Sarge sneaks past the droid and boards the transport. Sarge walks into the cockpit and sits down. Droid Technology was always more complex than Republic, But Noobie taught Sarge about Piloting ships, was boring as well, but now its going to pay off.

"Ok the basics, that's all I need to know. What was it again?" Sarge asks himself.

Sarge starts clicking random buttons. After hitting 5 buttons, The Ship takes off.

"This will attract attention. Okay, now steer with the? What was it!!!!???" Sarge Panics.

Sarge finds the controls and steers the transport out of the atmosphere.

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"Sir! Sir! A clone just stole my ship!" Yells the droid pilot.

"You morons. That was a clone, not a droid!" Scolds the Captain.

"We thought he was a droid, he had Unit 627's head, we said he was coming to you to talk about what to do with it"

"He Didn't Show up!" Yells the captain.

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"Hmmmm, this isn't as hard as it looks. This is kinda fun." Sarge Laughs.

"This is CT-9751, Im part of a Rhen Var Surveillance team. It was attacked by droids and there are four survivors. We are trapped on a unknown Planet, We need Evac. This Message Repeats." The Com blurted out.

"CT-9751? Noobie!" Sarge joyfully says.

Know-it-all Taught Sarge how to track signals, by signal strength. That wasn't boring. Sarge started steering left, Signal Strength lowered. He steered right, Strength Returned.

"Hmmm, Looks like they are nearby. Alright guys, don't worry, Evac is on the way." Sarge says.