Star Wars: Clones in Equestria

"Who is the better leader?" Sarge asks.

The clones look at each other.

"Joker." Nine says.

"Joker." Noobie says.

The clones look at Know-it-all, he has a lot to think about, Joker has always been a jerk to him. While Sarge was always nice. Joker always kept giving life threating decisions, hell he said they HAD to go back to the LAAT wreckage. Sarge would've said "Lets keep moving." and would have not gotten them almost killed. Know-it-all looks at Sarge and Joker. They get ready for his answer.

"Joker." Know-it-all said.

The clones stare at Know-it-all in surprise, this is the last thing they would've ever expected. Joker starts smacking the side of his helmet.

"Umm, i'm sorry Know-it-all, could you repeat that? I'm afraid I had something in my ear."  Joker said.

"Yeah, same over here." Sarge says.

"I said Joker, Unlike what you would've done, Joker worried more about getting us off this planet, even if it risked our lives. He cared, you would've just said "Keep Moving.". Oh and you said you found us by a signal? Noobie didn't set it up right, if Joker didn't order us to go back so we could check it out, you would've never found us." Know-it-all said, Patting Joker on the shoulder.

"Hmph, alright then, Joker I wanna make a bet. If everyone of us gets off this rock ali-"

"QUIET PLEASE! TRY TO SLEEP UP HERE!" Spike said.

"Uhhh right the little purple green thing?" Sarge says, realizing that he and the others were speaking loud.

"Dragon." Joker said.

"Uhh right, dragon. Sorry little dragon! Now as I was saying, I wanna make a bet with you, If you can keep us alive and get us off this rock in one piece. Ill give you the Droid Blaster that Know-it-all will be working on, and 60 credits." Sarge said.

"Hehehe, alright your on. I don't wanna know what ill lose, because I wont lose hehehehe." Joker said.

"Don't get cocky now. Though I would like to go back to Kamino in one piece." Noobie said.

The door opens, Revealing Twilight Sparkle.

"Ok, uhhhhh, Clones, Many of the ponies here have been talking about you, not all of it was positive, I think its time you met and socialized with the locals before a Run-you-out-of-town Riot starts." Twilight said.

"Ehh, agreed. Guys, stay within the town, and be nice." Joker said.

"I don't wanna hear about a dead pony, an injured pony, unless it attacked you of course, or a missing pony." Joker whispered.

"Your first order in my eyes. Good Job." Sarge said.

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The clones walk out of the building, Know-it-all stays behind. Admiring the library, and the archite- A hole in the second floor makes Know-it-all sigh. Sarge is an idiot.

"Aren't you going with your friends?" Twilight said, interrupting Know-it-all's Thinking.

"Brothers, and no." Know-it-all said.

"Ok, brothers. Why not?" Twilight inquired.

"Someone has to fix that floor. Right?" Know-it-all said.

"Somepony, and I guess." Twilight said. Chuckling at the time , and closing the door.

"We say "Someone", but whatever I guess." Know-it-all said.

"How long will it take for you to fix that hole that the clone one of you called "Sarge" caused?" Twilight said as she looked at the hole.

"A four hours with scrap materials. I could get it done in one hour with fresh materials." Know-it-all said.

"Fresh material costs a lot, besides I think you will be here for awhile so scrap material is preferable." Twilight said.

"I concur, you might wanna get Spike out of here, he will probably engulf me in flames or something with the loud noises the repairs will make, and you might wanna occupy yourself with something outside of this house for four hours, or so. As the loud noise will also interrupt the books I assume you will be reading." Know-it-all Explained.

"Uhhh. Ooook." Twilight said.

With that, she trots up stairs.

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The clones walk out of the building, Joker and Noobie start walking down the road towards The statue.

"Ya know, Joker this might be a good time to tell you, but the Republic might get our SOS sooner than we thought." Noobie said.

"What do you mean?" Joker asked. Ignoring the stares they are getting from some ponies.

"When we were fixing the mistakes I made with the SOS Beacon. I accidently wired one cord with another, and clicked a few working random buttons. Now that I think back to it, the Republic might get our SOS in three days." Noobie said.

"That's a good thing." Joker said.

"It might not be. See your not......Your not looking at every possibility with the SOS Beacon be able to reach Republic Space in three days. You see the Si- Oh never mind." Noobie yammered.

"Ok...." Joker said.

Joker and Noobie looked up at the Statue. Then they look at the Plaque. It Reads. 'Forever our Ruler, Princess Cel-'.

"Wow, cool!" said one voice behind Joker and Noobie.

"Yah, Ah told you there was Aliens here!" Said another voice.

Joker and Noobie turn around to see 3 small Ponies looking at them in awe. A Orange Pegasus Filly. A White Unicorn Filly, and a Yellow Regular Filly with a bow in her mane and sounds like Applejack. Joker chuckles.

"I really thought you were lying Apple Bloom. But, for once, you aren't pranking us." The White Unicorn said.

"Yah, Ah told ya! Ah told ya!" "Apple Bloom" said

The Clones look at each other while the Fillies yammered to each other. The Orange Pegasus filly turned out to be "Scootaloo". The White Unicorn filly named "Sweetie Belle", and of course the Yellow filly is "Apple Bloom". After five minutes of questions, Joker and Noobie decide to end the questions, with no answers.

"Well, aren't you an easily exited bunch?" Noobie said.

"Hahaha, Exited doesn't even begin to explain it." Joker said.

Joker, Noobie, and the Fillies begin a Loooooong conversation.

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The clones walk out of the building, Sarge looks over at Joker and Noobie, they seem to be discussing something, but nothing can be heard. Sarge looks over at a bench next to the Hollowed out Tree and feels like he hasn't taken a nap in 60 years. He sits down on the bench and quickly dozes off.

"Snnnnnngggg.... Snnnnnnnggggg." Sarge snored. Earning more stares from ponies who weren't already staring at him.

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The clones walk out of the building, Nine looks over to a house that looks like it was made out of Sweets. He sees a Bouncing Pink Pony going inside. Nine decides its time to say Thank you to her for the cake he didn't need.

Nine walks inside the building called "Sugarcube Corner". Once inside, if he didn't have any stares before, he does now. Every Pony inside, including the Ponies that looked liked the owners, stares at him. Then a Bouncing Pink Pony bounces down stairs. She immediately rushes to Nine and stars bouncing around him.

"Oooooh! Its one of the Clones. Lemme guess... Sarge?... Noobie? Nine?" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Nine, and by the way, I wanted to say thank you for the cake." Nine said.

" Come up stairs, Nine! I want you to meet my Pet alligator, Gummy." Pinkie said as she ran upstairs.

Nine, seeing nothing else better to do, decides to follow her, he looks at the nervous ponies, and waves at them. Nine walks upstairs, and follows Pinkie. They go in her room.

"This is Gummy, say hi Gummy!" Pinkie says.

Gummy walks over to Nine and starts nibbling his knee.

"Aww, he likes you!" Pinkie said.

" Haha, that's actually really cute. Anyways, I wanted to say thank you for the Cake." Nine said, petting Gummy.

"It was no problem, oh and I wanna ask you something." Pinke said.

"What?" Nine said, not wanting Pinkie to somehow appear in his helmet and exclaim the question in his ears.

"Joker, was he named Joker because he tells funny jokes?" Pinkie asks. Thankfully, not appearing in his helmet.

"No. We named him that ironically, he doesn't have a sense of humor all the much." Nine said.

"Oh, ok." Pinkie said, her ears drooping in disappointment.

"Its ok though, he's a good leader." Nine said.

"I guess thats good" Pinkie said.

For the next few hours, Nine and Pinkie tell jokes, and play board games, all of which are new to Nine, some which are new to Pinkie.

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The clones return to the Hollowed Tree, and see Sarge sleeping on bench.

"Really?" Joker said.