Star Wars: Clones in Equestria

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"So...*cough* Whats the status on tracking down those clone survivors?" Grievous asks.

"Well, uhhhh, we haven't made any progress yet, we have hit a................setback." The captain says.

"What?! What setback? What has happened!?" Grievous furiously asks.

"Ummmm, during the battle, I stabbed a clone. Long story short, He wasn't dead and Unit 627 is, and we are down one transport." The captain nervously said.

"You stabbed a clone and you DIDNT MAKE SURE HE DIED? HE KILLED ONE OF YOUR MEN AND STOLE YOUR TRANSPORT?" Grievous asks with much rage. Grievous smashes the droid next to him.

The droid captain knods.

"Tell me the good news." He asks.

"Well, we can track the ship, as well as the tracking beacon we placed on that LAAT." The droid says.

"Hmph, when you get up here, I will deal with you." Grievous says.

"But sir! WAIT!" The droid manages to say before Grievous turns off the holoprojector.

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Sarge clicks several buttons on the ship. Hoping something would tell him about that Planet he is heading for.

"Hmph, Nothing." He says.

"Well,  whatever that planet is called, the Signal is coming from there, time to land." He said.

As he gets closer to the planets atmosphere, the controls start to shut off, then, Falling.

"Whaaaaatttt theeee Heeeeeelllllllll!!!!" Sarge yells.

Darkness.

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Lieutenant Iron Gut and his Squad begin to carry out their orders. Orders given from Princess Celestia herself.

"You two! Secure the Perimeter, I don't want any Timber Wolves or, Celestia forbid, Ursa Majors getting through. Once you've secured our perimeter, Report back. Spear Point, Head into that....thing and see what on inside, me and the others we will keep an eye out." Lieutenant Iron Gut orders. Spear Point, and the other 2 Guards Salute and start moving.

Just after 2 minutes, a loud Explosion is heard. The medic ducks for cover.

"ITS THE APOCALYPSE, EXPLOSIONS FALLING FROM THE SKY!" He yells.

After 10 seconds, he looks over to see Iron Gut smirking, and Spear Point Rolling all over the ground, laughing like crazy, the other soldiers are laughing like there was no tomorrow. The medic grunts and gets back up.

"Ok settle down soldiers, so the medic freaked out, we can laugh behind his back later, which we will do. For now, lets go check out that explosion." Iron Gut says.

The soldiers listen, and start trotting in the Explosions Direction.

"Can this day get any worse?" Iron Gut mutters.

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Sarge wakes up, five feet from the cockpit, and the ship. His vision is blurry. Surprisingly, his helmet, and armor, has not sustained any damage. After a couple minutes, he regains his eyesight and hearing. He gets up and looks over at the ship.

"Huh, I must've somehow went right through the hull, how the hell. Whatever, weirder things have happened to me." Sarge says. He walks over to the Ship.

"Man, my souvenir, destroyed." Sarge, disappointedly said. He Looks over at the blaster.

"At least its intact." He said as he picked it up.

To make sure its fully intact, Sarge fires it into the sky. Nothing. Again. Nothing. Sarge fires 10 more times before realizing.

"Damn, must be something internal. If I can find Know-it-all, he can fix it." Sarge thinks out loud.

Sarge hears a snap of a twig behind him. He instinctively turns around, and what he sees, makes him laugh.

"Awwww, what little cute....Armored Horses!" Sarge says. He walks up to the one that's in front.

"Aren't you a cutie? Yes you are, yes yo-" Sarge says before he gets bucked by one of the horses.

"Owww, what the hell!" He says, holding the cracked part of his helmet.

"Spear Point, Get behind him, you 3, get on his sides." The lead horse says.

'What the hell, did that horse just speak?' Sarge thought. The one he assumed to be "Spear Point" Gets behind Sarge, as the other 3 get on his sides, the third one next to "Spear Point". Sarge looks at the horses, spears raised. The Golden armor Clad Blue Colored  Horse in front of him seems to be giving the orders. He looks at the Droid Blaster he still has in hand.  'The one time I need to use a blaster.' He thought.

"So im guessing I need to surrender now?" Sarge says as he gets up and raises his hands.

"Yes, follow me, you got guests eager to meet you." Goldie Blue said.

'Guests?' Sarge Thought. Sarge starts walking behind the Commander in Gold, spears concentrated on him. Occasionally getting jabbed.

"Can this day get any worse?" Sarge mutters.

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"So that's why were here." Joker said.

"An attack? By......Mechanical beings?" Princess Luna asked.

"Droids....Built to serve the Sith Confederacy." Know-it-all said.

"Hmm, it seems that its....errrr.... Noobie is it? Its seems that its Noobies fault you, errr clones crashed." Princess Celestia said.

"Yes, it seems." Joker said, slowly turning to Noobie.

"Hey im sorry if im not that good of a pilo-" Noobie says before the door opens.

The princesses, the mares, the guard, and the clones look over to see Lieutenant Iron Gut and his battalion, and with them. Another Clone.

"What the hell? CT-1930?" Joker says as he gets up.

"The one and only." He says as he is pushed in.

"Princess Celestia and Luna, Ma'ams, we found another one, he fell from the sky as did the others. We figured to bring him to you." Iron Gut says.

"Yeah and he way a trouble maker too, he pushed over the medic and tried to run away, luckily Ol' Corporal Trail Breeze was here to catch him." Private Spear Point said.

"Couldn't let him get away." Trail Breeze said.

"Yeah and now im actually glad you caught me." Sarge said.

"Very good work, Lieutenant, why don't you and your men have the rest of the day off." Princess Celestia said.

"As you wish." Iron Gut said. With that, they leave, closing the door behind them.

"Hmph, so Joker, whats with Moonbutt and Sunbutt here?" Sarge says after he looks at them, then chuckles.

Sarge feels energy enveloping him, he looks down to see a blue aura lifting him off the ground. Next thing he knows, he is slammed into the second floor, his head gets stuck in the floor while his body hangs from the bottom of the floor.

"You ok Sarge?" Nine asks.

"Yeah im fine, its just that im stuck in the floor up here, and a scaly purple green thing is staring at me." Sarge yells.

"Don't mind Spike, he doesn't technically know what you are yet." Twilight says.

Nine, Princess Luna, and the guards start laughing.

"Haha, laugh it up, when I get down, one of you are going to lose a lot of blood." Sarge says.

"Ok, well, I think I have to cut this meeting short, this is very important I know, but we have other important things we have to attend to back in Canterlot. Guards, Luna, Lets go." Princess Celestia said. Before leaving, Princess Celestia and Twilight wave to each other.

"Ok she is gone, now, GET ME DOWN!" Sarge orders.

Nine rushes upstairs, where Spike was poking Sarges helmet. Nine tells Spike to move.

"Hey what are you doing?"  Sarge asks as Nine raises his boot over Sarges head.

"Don't, DOOOONT! Ahhhhh!" Sarge yells as Nine stomps on his head. Sarge falls to the ground. Nine laughs.

Sarge gets up and dusts himself off.

"Sarge, you gotta admit, you deserved all of that." Noobie said.

"No I didn't.......Ok maybe a little." Sarge admits.

"Well that's dandy and all, but who is going to fix that hole In that floor." Rainbow Dash said as she pointed up.

Everybody in the room looked up, Spike was poking his head through the hole.

"Ill fix it, im handy with tools." Know-it-all said.

"Yeah, because your a damn idiot who reads all day." Joker said.

"Speaking of fixing, Know-it-all, Can you fix this?" Sarge says as he picks up the blaster.

"Woah, where did you get this?" Know-it-all asks when he sees the Commando Droid Blaster.

"Yeah, and I've been meaning to ask you this. How did you escape." Joker asked.

Sarge starts telling of how he escaped the now Sith Surveillance Outpost.

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"And now im here." Sarge says.

"That sounded Awesome." Rainbow Dash said.

"Darling, that sounded like a nightmare." Rarity said.

"Ummm, yeah." Sarge says.

"Joker your going to have to tell me who these uhhh, ponies was it? Who these ponies are." Sarge whispered to Joker.

"Yeah, so anyway, we thought you died." Joker said.

"I didn't, and I had a Souvenir, but it was destroyed in the crash that was caused by Noobies bad advice!" Sarge yelled.

"Hey!" Noobie yelled.

"Well this was interesting. But, we have to go and discuss....whats going on." Twilight said as she and the others left the house.

"Hmph, from what we fought in that forest, they think we are weird." Joker said.

"Well, Joker, I know you have been leading Noobie, Know-it-all, and Nine, but now I want their opinion on something." Sarge said.

"What?" The other clones ask.

"Who is the better leader?" Sarge asks.

The clones look at each other.

"Joker." Nine says.

"Joker." Noobie says.

The clones look at Know-it-all, he has a lot to think about, Joker has always been a jerk to him. While Sarge was always nice. Joker always kept giving life threating decisions, hell he said they HAD to go back to the LAAT wreckage. Sarge would've said "Lets keep moving." and would have not gotten them almost killed. Know-it-all looks at Sarge and Joker. They get ready for his answer.