Everypony knows Buck Norris. He can break a Pinkie promise. Braeburn is gay for him. He raises the sun and moon with one hoof. No, he is not a myth. He is real, and the only reason you are still alive to read the fic is that he has spared you long enough to do so. Read it, or he will banish you by roundhouse kicking you to the moon.

Story by 'red Sage

Coverart by MarineACU on deviantart (not quite the same as I write him, but holy crud it's better than what I threw together for it)

Old Cover by 'red Sage (looks awful but if you want more Buck Norris jokes they're here...) Link