The Murderer Next Door

Dear diary,

I can't contain my feelings no more. I must kill somepony. I want power over somepony. I need everypony gone. Now. I want power. Blood is the only way to mark that. Doctors can't help me now. I am the powerful Pinkamena Diane Pie. I have taken over Ponyville once before. Now I can take over Equestria with my power. Rainbow Dash will be my Assistant. Me and her will create a new living. A perfect living for all the survivors. We will create robots to control our country. We will kill the eternal Princess'. We will keep Princess Cadence and Princess Twilight hostage. We will force Shining Armor to take off the protection spell. Discord will rule with us. Queen Chrysalis will create new ponies with her changelings. King Sombra will take guard and stand there. Menacingly.

I am Queen Pinkamena Diane Pie. No-pony can kill me now. I am divergent.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

Dear Diary,

Rainbow Dash cannot mind her own business. I thought she was going to be my Assistant. I thought we would rule together. I guess not. I will be on my own then. No help intended.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

Dear Diary,

I cannot contain my joy! Rainbow Dash is in my prison. She cannot escape. The walls are sound-proof. I finally will win. I finally can be me again. I can be a Queen. Forgive me, mommy. But you're the one who abused me. Who caused me pain everyday. That's why I killed you, and dad. I only have Maud now. Maud is my only family.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

Dear Diary,

Maud died. She was poisoned. I have no-pony now.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

Dear Diary,

I have nothing to say. No-pony loves me.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

Dear Diary,

I must kill Rainbow Dash.

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

  It's only me now. No-pony can change how I feel. I must murder all of you. Ponyville is the town that caused me pain. Equestria has caused me pain. I hate you all so much. So, so much. You are the ponies who have created this new Pinkie.

I hate me.