The Murderer Next Door

   This picture lay at my doorstep. Underneath, a letter lay for me.

Dearest Rainbow Dash,

How are you? I've heard you've seen me and what I do for business. Unfortunately, ponies who see me do business die next. I'd save you, but I already killed Fluttershy. I'm fond of wings. And i'll kill the rest of the Elements of Harmony. I will use the Elements and create a whole new chain. Elements of Insanity. Oh, why am I writing this to you? Because your next. Your the pony who will go missing.

Don't try to run, I know where you go. We've been bestfriends for six years. I will even get Twilight to track you down. Have a good night!

~ Pinkamena

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Oh Celestia help me.

  I read the letter over and over. Holy Luna. Holy Cadence. Holy Celestia. Holy Twilight. Pinkamena's right. She know's where I go in emergency. That stalker! That clever, little stalker. What about Soarin's? No, she can break in. Twilights? No. Rarity's? Nah.

  I got an idea!

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  I sat in our regular spot at Sugar Cube Corner. She would never expect me to be here. She lives here, and Mrs. Cake is always on watch. There was a "robbery" and the Cake's don't want to loose anymore of their valuable Pumpkin Surprise Muffins for Derpy. That pony can have a rage without those little muffins.

   The Cutie Mark Crusaders came in. "Where's Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo asked Mrs. Cake.

"She's right over there!" She pointed to where I sat.

Apple Bloom pulled out a Walkie Talkie. "West side, Sugar Cube Corner."

The girls ran out before I could strangle them. I attached to the roof like a spider. I felt her presence. The pink mare walked in, smiling that evil smile. She had blood all over her mane. I will avenge you, Fluttershy. Pinkamena looked around the shop, searching for me. Then, she looked at the roof, and grinned more. "Rainbow Dash, you'll wake the babies!"

  Acting cool. Like she always does around her family. I flew down, keep a good two yards [Six feet] away from her. "Rainbow, can I talk to you?" She lured me outside.

"Your gonna die", Pinkie grinned.

I had nothing else to scream. "SOARIN!"