A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

by HeroOfOOO

The Glitchy Freak Out

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Discovery

**Somewhere, Los Santos, GTA 5, Evan's Xbox

9:30AM**

"Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the-" Johnathan, most likely known as Delirious, was blown to pieces while masturbating.

"HAHAHA, Man, you should seen the look of your voice, it liked screamed into a- Wait is Delirious glitching?" Vanoss said looking at the explosion. Evan is still functioning, he moved left and right, looking at Delirious's ragdoll, frozen like a statue.

"GUYS HELP!!!" Delirious cried out... with laughter.

"Dude you've got to see this! haha!!" Vanoss said, calling his friends to witness this epic glitch in the system.

"So what the hell is goin- pffft HAHAHAHA!! It looks like 'looks like my work here is done' then turned into a statue!" An avatar that looks mostly like a monkey/chimpanzee, also known as, Marcel, aka, BasicallyIDoWork.

"Well, how are we going to free Delirious?" Vanoss thought for a while but his thinking was interrupted by Widlcat, also known as Tyler, an avatar that looks like a pig.

"What the heck is that? Speaking of which, Delirious isn't good at statue posing, look at me!?" he then turned into a statue which they call it 'Gmod Stiffy Mode'. The action made the whole crew die, of laughter.

"WOOOOOOOH I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" Then Nogla, his avatar having black hair and face paint; normally you'd see in a Kiss band and black suit and tie; was driving a car from a high altitude away from the ground and H20Delirious and the frozen explosion is his target for his landing.

"YEAH!" NOGLA said his famous last words before making an explosion similar to the size of a nuclear fission.

"OH NO, NOGLA YOU CAUSED A BLACK HOLE!!!! A BLACK HOLE!!!" Vanoss said while his avatar is being sucked into a black void caused by NOGLA(25% himself) and H20Delirious's lag(Presumed lag). The whole crew got sucked in.


Meanwhile In Ponyville,Equestria(Before the c4 incident)

"Hey Twilight, what's that?" A curious Spike said to the ever so smart Lavender pony.

"Well, it's a device which I call it the IDGM! Which stands for Interdimensional Data Gathering Machine

"Wow....  How does it work?"

"Well, I push this button, then pick a random dimension in a random dimension. Then I collect their data and succe- No... This is wrong.... I made, a black hole!!!" Then the weather changed from a sunny day, to a dark and stormy weather which terrified the ponies from it's weather changing naturally like the EverFree Forest.

Muffled voices are heard outside the library. The clearest one was Rainbow Dash's muffled voice which was "The weather wasn't supposed to happen now, It's supposed to happen at 11:00AM!!"

"This Is all my fault, where did I even got the idea to get data from other dimensions?"

"It's not exactly your fault, it's because you didn't expect this."

"Hmmm, maybe your right, let's check out the black hole!" Twilight said climbing up the roof of her library(Possibly the branches) looking at the black hole which was located at the Everfree forest. "I got to check this out!!"


Canada,America

"Grrrr! Guys, are your GTA V Lagging?"

"Yeah" They all said.

"Well, this may be a glitch or virus. Why can't I move! I can't see my character!!"

"Well maybe if you- oh wait, never mind." H2ODelirious was about to say something bust quickly shut it.

They woke up in a world unfamiliar to them. "Guys, I think we're not in Los Santos anymore.."

"Oh..... Let me continue my unfinished action.... Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the Masterbating FISHERMAN!!" He then did the same action from before.

"What a good laugh before venturing this glitch world...." Vanoss said sarcastically, then blew him up with a rocket launcher.

"Wait I was supposed to laugh?" Wildcat

"Well let's get starting, our controllers aren't gonna move by theirselves!"

"Uhh Vanoss, I have to go, I have to buy groceries..." H20Delirious "Also, the water bill...."

"I also got to go." said Nogla

"Me too" Wildcat said as he left.

"Bye!" said Marcel

"Well Fuck!" Vanoss sweared. "Well, only one thing to do in a cartoonish forest, C4 IT!!" He was about to place c4 until he thought about something. 'Why not explore this place a bit further because probably I can show some random stuff when they come back.'

So Vanoss went to a trail on the ground leading to light. He abruptly stopped walking and said. "I hear something!"

He turned around and saw a Purple pony walking the same trail that he was.

"The fuck you looking at?" The creature jolted backwards and quivered in fear especially the green purple thing on top of the creature.

"Uhhh, Here horsey?"

"Uhh what?"

"Oh so it talks! Hi, my name is Evan, you can call me Vanoss. Can ya tell me where I am?"

The creature remained silent, then the word itself broke. "Are you safe?"

"Yes and no..."

"Yes and no? What the hay is that supposed to mean."

"Safe alone, dangerous with my friends."

"Why?" The reptilian thing finally broke it's silence.

"Well, me and my friends.... I can't tell you until I know my true colors."

"Red, Cream, Black and Shades?"

"/facepalm" Then he put a gun to his head and killed himself.

"Oh Celestia, what the hay! That solves everything. No danger ahead..." Twilight said then returning to her library. She took her last glance at the place where he met this 'Vanoss character'. The thing he spawned was gone and too his body. "The hay? Well, that's weird, a human can't just disappear. As said by Lyra, Humans don't have magic. Well, back to the blueprints for IDGM." Then they teleported back to the library only to encounter Vanoss.

"Hiya, well, I like your books here...." He said with sarcasm and got his bazooka. "Time to blow it up SKY HIGH!!"

"NOOOOO!"

"Just kidding! I'm not that jerk."

"Jerk? JERK?! YOU'LL BE CALLED EVIL!!"

'Is it me or your AI is being a LOT cleverbot-ish?"

"???"

"Advanced AI programming... Wow I never knew they could do that?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey can I crash here for the day until I get back home?"

"Well uh, sure... Just don't blow up my sexy Uh I mean pleasuring uh I mean again... Oh all right, Just don't mess with my books....." She said while blushing.

"So you think books are sexy.... You know what I think?" He then flicked out two birds."Hah! Did I piss you off?"

"No- wait, was that supposed to piss me off?"

"Trust me, where I come from, People will get piss off. Where am I again?"

"Ponyville, Equestria."

A thought came to his mind, My Little Pony. He shrugged from that thought. But wait, couldn't he just blow this place up?

"Okay, seems like I'll set my spawn point here for awhile."

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about sleep, goodnight."


I then turned off my Console. "Man, MLP is a bit fun I guess? Well but still, I am not a brony." I then looked at the clock.. 12:00 Pm. "So early?! I better practice hockey!"

As The camera zooms out from him driving to the hockey rink for practice, he would realize that the world that GTA V, isn't the only game for that place to be encountered.

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