A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

Canada,America, 2:00pm

As Vanoss finished his hockey practice, he hastily drove back to his house and texted his friends to see if his friends are done doing their errands, apparently, there's only one... and the guy's not pretty.... "Yo John, ya done?" He said via telephone.

"Yea, done changing water supplies. Hey have you noticed the trees we saw earlier in GTA?"

"No."

"They were cartoony like Spongebob! How didn't you know?"

"Distracted by your joke... Over used joke to be precise."

"Lol, yeah.. True, so anyway, let's continue our journey to the black ass holey thing world!!"

"Wait Delirious, let's make a skit to the locals?"

"What do you mean?"

"They have top notch AI! They think for themselves, when I tried to blow up a Sparkle Ass' library, she got angry at me, and I can talk back at her! Oh, and yeah, the place is your imagination, specifically yours John..."

"What do you mean?"

"You like ponies don't you?"

"You fucker!"

"Heh, Just kidding, well let's just say everything is ponies..."

"Woah, that's awesome, so what's the skit?"

As They planned it out. Delirious agreed on the idea. "Dude that's definitely going to make the crew laugh."

Evan woke up in the same library. "Oh, your'e awake. I sent a letter to Princess Cele-" Twilight was interrupted by him giving him the halt sign in his hand.

"Not now, I'm trying to process something." He got his phone and called Delirious.

"Hey can you do the glitch again?" He whispered.

"I'm trying... Hey why not invite us there?"

"Us?"

"Oh yeah, they're not coming..."

"Yes I know, the whole crew texted that they're not done."

"Hhmmm."

"Okay, bye." Evan then dropped his phone and stood up and went outside to the Everfree.

"Hey where're you going?" Twilight shouted. "I'll be back for you books, right now I have a creature on the loose!!" She followed Vanoss into the Everfree.

"Time to invite."

Then H20Delirious appeared from nowhere.

"Okay, ready for the skit?" Vanoss said pulling out his RPG.

"You know I am!!!" He said pulling out his Chainsaw. Twilight arrived just in time to witness the skit.

"Hhahahaha, you'll never beat me Vanoss cus' I am the H2ODelirious!!"

"Oh no, He'll plunge the world in C4 and water!!!" He gasped. H2O spawned a jet pack and flew. Vanoss got an RPG and shot him.

"Nnoooooo!" Boom

"I salute my hardwork." He then saluted and turned around. "Hi Twilight!"

"So, thank you for saving  Equestria.... Uhhh, but I gotta tell you something, I gotta-" then a chainsaw went through Vanoss's chest up to his head.

"Noooo!"

"HHAHAHA, Vanoss is dead..."

"Oh no, Vanoss... " She then looked at H2O with angry eyes. "You Mons-" She was interrupted by H2O.

"Shhhh, I'm going to fuck you in your sleep.." He gently whispered into Twilight's ear which made Twilight blush and probably just got shocked.

Then Vanoss was just behind Twilight then both of them laughed so hard.

"Oh, Sparkley, you should have seen your face!!!"

"Oh, Hey Vanoss wanna kill some ponies."

"You bet!!!"

"NO!! No killing anypony. You two are coming with me!" She then levitated them above the ground with a lavender aura.

"Woah, Magic! No one told me this is going to be like Saints Row!" H2O said.

"So, where are you taking us?" Vanoss asked the mare.

"I'm taking you to the train."

"Why not by air, you have wings, right, we'll ride you." Delirious said.

Then she imagined a ponified book, her riding on her big c***.

"Well, why not by car or truck?"

"Hmmm, what's a car."

"Let us out and we'll show you what a car is."

"Hmmm. Okay, but just the car only..." She made the biggest mistake, she let them go in town square, Ponyville. Twilight was thinking about turning her books into stallions and f****** her va***** and her sucking the stallion's d****, Thus making  Twilight drooling.

"To spaaaace! BANANA BUS FLY!!!!"

"Dududud banana bus, Dudududu Banana bus!" The duo sang while riding a yellow green bus. And when they landed, they almost crushed Twilight, but Twilight is busy imagining f****** a book. Now the book's d**** is inside her.

"BEEP BEEP motha fuckas!! Move bitch, get outta the way!" H2O said.

"You know, you should stop yelling, there are like, 90 ponies looking at us right now because of you yelling...."

What caught the Duo's eyes was a teal green pony, jumping around saying "I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE REAL!!"

"Well that's weird." Vanoss said pointing at Lyra. Then he walked up to her. "Hi little pony."

"OMC, Can I have your autograph!"

"Sure!" As Vanoss signed Lyra's paper, she squealed with joy which made Vanoss smile.

Meanwhile in the center of the crowd, the purple pony's imagination. The book ca** inside her va**** and she felt really-

"Twalaght waht ar those thangs, haw did thay get heyr and wah ar yu droolin?!" Applejack exclaimed to Twilight.

Then finally, Twilight finally snapped back into MLP reality. "Oh, Hi AppleJack! Well they're Humans, they got here by my device, which made a hole in time.

"Derpy, I had the strangest feeling that a certain unicorn mare just said that she mad a hole in time and she doesn't give a thing about it."

"Chill Doctor, It was probably just the wind...."

"Maybe Derpy. Also I feel a pink prescence watching over us in the time stream."

As the two stared at the ceiling of the TARDIS, they knew that they're being watched by an unknown entity which they shall call now. 'Pink Prescence.'

"Hey Vanoss, why did I feel like a character from a show that I watched a few years ago; ponified and is with a derpy pegasus."

"Probably just the wind bro..." Vanoss answered. He looked around and spawned a helicopter. "Hey Twilight Ass-Star! I've spawned a helicopter, We can get to the Princess that you so call the great and the powerful."

"Okay, I'm here, what does this heli- blabberdashery something do?" Twilight brought AppleJack and Rainbow Dash. "Hey, where're the others? AppleJack, I told you to gather them all!"

"Wahl, won, Pinkie's missin, tow, Rarity left a note on the door to Carousel Boutique taht sahs taht she's going to Manehattan for a fashion show, and thray, Fluttershy's busy taking care of a shark."

"Oh, wait a SHARK!?" Twilight exclaimed.

"Yes a shark, I saw her when I was flying over the beach, and guess what I saw.. A big, great white sha-" Rainbow Dash talking and opening of mouth was disturbed by Vanoss.

"Let's start this helicopter ride!" Vanoss exclaimed "Calling all ponies, this thing can hold up to 6 passengers." Vanoss said. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack and somehow Lyra Heartstrings are now the passengers. "Where we're going, we don't need rails..." Then they both flew off the ground, to their destination, Canterlot.

Okay, so my 2nd chapter is close to being finished, I think.....

"Hi Marion!"

Wait, Pinkie!?

"That's right, Your'e Coming with me." She then tied me up.

Why?

"I need an exotic pet!"

NO!!! Wait Why?!

"Because Gummy needs a friend"

NOOOOO!

"Yes... Oooh look a Blue thingie is in my Time Stream!"

Don't bring me there!!!

"Oh yes I Will!"

No!!!!

Meanwhile, the pink entity showed up in the Tardis holding a tied up human. "Hi!"

"Pinkie Pie?!" Derpy said "Doctor, why's Pinkie here?" She seems to be worried about her than me.

"Derpy, hi how're the mail?"

"Fine, but how are you here?"

"Derpy, this mare isn't a pony at all!" Doctor got his entitydex "Let's see..... Equus Pinkius."

"And Look At my Pet human!"

"Help Me!!!"

"Stand back 12 year old boy, I got this.... Wait, are you even attacking us?"

"No."

"Well, want to come in our adventure?"

"Sure!"

"HELP MEE!!" As I pleaded for help in the Tardis. Derpy came to me and untied me. I wanted to escape like hell so I tried opening the door. Derpy then said that if I jump out of the Tardis now I'll disintegrate and I'll be removed from existance.....

Pinkie then said something. "Wait, If Marion or HeroOfOOO is here, then who's continuing the fanfi-"

I'm now writing this in a piece of Paper and copying this onto fimfiction....

"-ction... Oh good,, Marion's still writing... on a piece of paper."

"Wait I'm running out of space on this pape-"