A few simple rules for ensuring survival as a Dracolich.

1) Remember to properly care for your bones. Eat a cow at least once a day. (good source of calcium)
2) A little polish goes a long way. A shiny skull is a target!
3) Watch your step, getting smaller beings out from between your toes is hard.
4) Please, whatever you do, don't try contacting the ponies for help with your new lot in unlife. That cannot end well...
-Maeror, former prince of the northern wastes and current public enemy number three... Right behind whoever's letting loose the parasprites again and that one guy with the face.

I want to thank WebofHope for editing for me. He's been a big help. Thanks you silly sausage! Also ARC190 who's just signed on to help edit as well. Thanks :3

Featured on: 4/9/2014, 9/29/2014