
Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle
In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy.
In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe.
It's pretty snazzy.
There is no beginning and no ending; only hoodies and the poni poni poni that fill them.


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26 Chapters:
- Yawns 2014-05-13 02:15:05 UTC1381
- Walks 2014-05-13 02:17:01 UTC1274
- Brushes 2014-05-13 02:18:34 UTC1246
- Ironies 2014-05-13 02:20:01 UTC2111
- Balls 2014-05-13 02:20:51 UTC797
- Photographs 2014-05-13 23:17:56 UTC811
- Beds 2014-05-13 23:18:35 UTC536
- Suds 2014-05-16 01:27:49 UTC1952
- Towels 2014-05-16 01:31:04 UTC1514
- Couches 2014-05-16 20:51:41 UTC1945
- Closets 2014-05-21 00:48:31 UTC1993
- Chairs 2014-05-21 00:52:13 UTC1143
- Tales 2014-05-29 17:09:33 UTC1966
- Trains 2014-06-05 19:42:12 UTC1426
- Tears 2014-06-07 20:44:51 UTC2130
- Rocks 2014-06-10 21:31:09 UTC2093
- Hoodies 2014-06-12 20:13:00 UTC2532
- Seats 2014-06-12 20:14:49 UTC500
- Laboratories 2014-07-02 22:05:13 UTC1626
- Snacks 2014-07-02 22:05:55 UTC1397
- Pies 2014-08-05 17:06:05 UTC1542
- Aprons 2014-08-05 17:06:17 UTC777
- Sighs 2014-08-05 17:06:33 UTC878
- Alarms 2014-09-19 03:00:54 UTC1559
- Buses 2014-09-19 03:05:20 UTC1232
- Introductions 2014-09-19 03:20:20 UTC5507