A Tad Crazy With A Hint Of Magic

Alright this is my first story so please I know I probrobly suck and my writing bites flank but please little to no flame. I also sudjest you look at Nineveh's account, that brony is the one that inspired and gave me tools to write this so he's cool. Authors Note : {} = when a brain is talking to its elf.

Disclaimer: I don't own MLP or any of its characters. All I own is my OC.

Chapter One: Unpleasant Awakening

               ーTwi's POVー

"Yes, Princess, I will accept Alicorn hood," I say in my favorite dream in which I become a princess.

"CRASH!!" "BOOM!!" "CRACK!!!" Went something.

And that's how I awoke on a pleasant Saturday.

"This is going to be a great day," I say with as much venom as I possibly could.

"Spike, if you broke anymore plates I will wear your scales to your funeral!" I threaten tiredly.

"Twi, don't go blaming your colt friend's mistake on me!" Spike said, fully awake.

"Spike I know I'm still half asleep, but I know for sure I don't have a colt friend," I reply with a hint of question.

"Really then who's the COLT who broke the balcony door?" He said shyly. Maybe he's not completely awake, yet.

Then, I looked over and saw the knocked out colt in question. I immediately noticed three things.

(1) He's an Alicorn with a broken wing.

(2) He has a black coat with a rugged black and white mane and tail.

(3) He's waking up.

              ー????POVー

"Ugh, my head," I said, groaning.

Wait a minute, is that chatting and comments I hear? Do tell, do tell, I then say in my mind. A voice started talking.

"I say we should kick h is flank for breaking your door, Twi, then ask questions!"

{I don't like this one right now she just said shoot first ask questions never almost ... in a way.}

You're my mind, so shut up! I really hate him always thinking rationally gross, it's sickening.

Anyway, where was I?

'Scrolls up a ways.' Aha, okay, I may like her later we'll see.

Then went a timid voice "Umm, girls, I think he'sー"

"No we'll ask questions, then decide, he most logically fell asleep while flying, note broken wing," said an intelligent voice.

Come to think of it, she's right. I say in my mind again as memories flooded back in.

I was flying, trying to get somewhere and pure exhaustion took me as I fell asleep, literally.

The ti mid voice spoke again. "Ehhhh, girls, he's awake, so if we couldー"

"Again, Rainbow is right, though I hate to admit it to myself," a southern accented mare went.

Okay, open eyes? Check. Girls bickering? Check-a-doo. Escape? Nah, this is way too fun!

I now stared at a cream colored Pegasus with a pink mane.

"Uhhhh, girls, he's staring at me now, soー" Again with this timid Pegasus with interruption!

"I'm wakin' him!" country mare went again.

"Once you do, I must take care of those worn out saddle bags and that atrocious hat!

No, a fashionista. Run for the hills or, if we're in the hills, of course, run for the plains!

"Girls, he's now starting to freak me outー" At that, I look away but she still gets interrupted.

"Oohmay behe'sanalienwhosgoingtosay'Icomeinpiece'or'Allonsy'!!!"

They all stopped and looked at the hyper pink mass of speed talking.

Okay, at that, I like her; she's the only pony who's ever matched my speed talking skill and is a Whoovian.

"Girls," she tries yet again "he's laughー"

"What?" and fails.

"Hey, you equines, would ya shut your tail feathers for a minute she has something to say!" I scream, pointing at creamy over here.

"Thank you." She says, finally getting a sentence out.

"Don't mention it," I reply.

"Well, I was saying that our guest here,"'Hello!'", is awake and laughing at your bickering."

"Thank you," I say to that wonderful introd uction.

Little miss lavender speaks next. "H-how long have you been awake?" she asks.

"Oh, about ten minutes," I answer cheerfully.

"So you heard all of that?" she again questions.

"If by everything, you mean the insult to my wardrobe and almost-threats then, yes I did."

At that, a white unicorn with a perfectly coifed mane and a tomboyish Pegasus with a rugged rainbow mane turned away with red cheeks.

"I'll forgive you, but only if you promise not to touch me or my hat! I say menacingly. Colors the Pegasus got stared down by creamy and immediately apologized, saying it was a hollow threat but could still take me.

Miss Priss followed suit and afterwards said, "I am terribly sorry for insulting your attire. Please find it in your heart to forgive me."

{Is i t just me mind or does this sound rehearsed?}

Mind, I said shut up! "Apology accepted." I say, biting back what my mind had said.

"Okay, now that that's cleared up, I have to ask, why did you choose my house to land on instead of the road?" the avid fan of purple asked on the verge of going coo-coo.

"First of all, I was falling asleep and your house looked so much more comfortable and softer than the road," I say with a smart-ass tone. "Second of all, what are your names, because I'm sure the readers don't want me to call you names forever." I say while the universe begins to crack.

The unicorns started. "I'm Rarity, darling," the fashionista stated.

"And I am Twilight Sparkle," miss purples said.

"I'm Rainbow Dash and this is Fluttershy." Colors introduc ed both Pegasai.

Finally the earth ponies stated. "I'm Applejack," miss country stated. "And this here's Pinkie Pie."

She said as she removed the unseen muzzle from pinks face."So partner, who are you?" AJ asked.

"Me, I'm Solar Flickerーor Flick, for short."