A Tad Crazy With A Hint Of Magic

   "So, TwiーI can call you Twi right?ーhow about you let me fix your door and I can be on my way?" I asked nervously, hoping one specific question came up.

   "Ohh, come on! We only just met AND we haven't even thrown you a party yet!" I'll let you, the re ader, find out who said that.

   "Sorry, I have to keep traveling." I really do mean that.

   "Where do you have to go? And, by the way, there is no problem with the door." Why did you ask the certain question Twi?

   "What do you mean, the door's fine? I used my hard head as a battering ram on it!" I then sneak a joke, as I carefully avoid the question for the thousandth time.

   "Flick, darling, with Twi's magic and my pattern skill the door looks even better and more decorative!" Rare chuckles out while pointing at a piece of art, not a door.

   "Oh, and we live with Dash, you can't doge questions we give you." [Gulp. It's over, man: no chance, just run!] 'For once my mind is right.' I do some quick thinking and try to tap into my internal magical a bilities. All I got was pain. You know that pain that is so unbearable you black out? Yeah, this is one level less than that. I felt everything. I really wish I had blacked out. I would have had a headache when I woke up, and it would be over.

                 30 minutes later

   As soon as I stopped seeing stars I could see Twi shaking her head, Pinks turning slightly grey, and Dash... laughing her head off. [Uh,oh mental overload! Run for your lives! He's going to be pissed!] Unfortunately minds warnings fell on deaf ears as I was, in fact getting MAD. Get it right brain! I don't go pissed mode anymore. I shook my head as my eyes started turning red. Literally. At that my eyes turned back to their normal, beautiful, green selves.

&nbs p; "Dash, I want to tell you something, okay: I'm all for a good joke, I live for 'em! But I detest laughing at another's pain!" I say before my hoof hit my mouth. [Crap, well, better escape. And watch that magic inhibitor ring!]

   "Flick, dude, I'm sorry and you're right. I shouldn't have done that." Dash apologized.[She's sincere, her ears are spayed in... what, apologetic-ness]

   "Accepted. Now, since I'm not escaping, can we eat? I'm starving!" [Of course, his mind turns to food.] 'Watch it mind!' My mind is now fighting itself.

   "Sure, sugar, now what do you want? Dandelion sandwich? Hay fries? Ooh, how about strait alfalfa?" I think I found what AJ likes to talk aboutーfood.

   "Just a salad, sixty-four the alfalfa, please." I hungrily answer. [Ho w long has it been since you ate? Two days? Huh, okay, enjoy!' As Twi tossed the salad I decided to ask some questions, and grudgingly answer a few myself.

   "Why do I have a MIR (Magic Inhibitor Ring) on?" This is going to be interesting.

   "Well, hehe, partner Twi was worried that a crashing Alicorn wasn't good news. So just to make sure you didn't attack, she put that there on ya." AJ answered carefully as to not anger me again. "Now, dearest, we get to ask questions." AJ started. "So, how do you feel about apples?"

   Before I could get a word out they all asked one question, excluding one very certain pink pony. "Where did you get that, beat-up, old, faded, and..... burnt hat?" Great a question that brings memories.

   "Do you have a pet?" I was asked politely by Flutters.

   "How fast can you fly?" RD, you're already redeeming yourself.

   "How are you an Alicorn?" Ah, the ever-observant Twilight Sparkle asks the most difficult question of the century!

   "What's your favorite cake, pie, cookie, and cupcake?!! And out of those which is the best?" And there goes ticking time bomb Pinkie.

   "Okay, in order, I love apples, classified, no, so fast I could beat you, classified, chocolate, chocolate cream, lemon, chocolate, and finally pie."

   Gaaaaaasssssssp!!!!

   "Impressed? You've seen nothing yet!"

   "How did you remember, let alone answer all those questions?!" Twi frantically asked about my skills that nearly matched Pinkie's.

   & quot;Well, I just picked it up and have good memory. Admit it, you're jealous of my mind!" Yes, those were Rainbow levels of bragging.

   "Well, here's your salad." RD said handーnoーhoofed over a BIG bowl of salad. As I start gorging, Rare asks another question, and this one is really getting annoying.

   "What do you mean classified, darling?"

   "Well, I mean, I am prohibited by law from telling anypony." I reply with a hint of smugness.

   "What law!" Dammit, Dash, why say that?

   "My past, my laws!" I retaliate by getting muzzle to muzzle with her.

   "Our food, our rules: now spill it!" She is now below Rare on the approval scale. At that, I swallow the rest of the salad. Whole.

   " ;What food?" [Hey, smart-ass, welcome back!] She's defeated and she knows it too. "Try to beat me in the thing I do best, be a smart-ass and argue; you'll lose every time, filly!" [Ha, awesome!] "Now, if you would kindly open the door and unlock the MIR, I'll be on my way!"

   At this, Fluttershy actually refused this time. "No, you will stay here and heal! That means no flying, no running, no apple bucking, and no magic." Wow, that just happened.

   "I guess I'll be staying with you, Twi." She gave me the first welcoming smile of the day

   [This is NOT going to end well.]