An Adventure Gone Right?

------->>> Hours After Nightfall Twilight  <<<-------

“Where are you Princess” I asked myself while pacing back and forth by the ticket window where a particularly young and carefree mare was painting their nails, not a care in the world. “She should’ve been here by now” I spoke with slight annoyance in my voice, “First she tells me how she’s falling for MY Jesse and then she asks if she can accompany me to visit him on my first night back to see him,” I spoke in a hushed whisper with anger evident on my face. I stomped around the station while Spike was standing off to the side with a set of bags watching on with a small sigh.

“Maybe we should just leave then” Spike suggested and I stared him down.

“What? And leave the princess here to wait for us, to become disappointed in me because I left without her? Oh no that is not happening Spike,” I quickly spoke back letting the annoyance I was feeling show in my words.

“Well you seem pretty angry right now” Spike said with a sigh. “So it would seem you’d rather just leave than stay,” he finished with a shrug before popping a single gem into his mouth and swallowing it whole, he was given a full bag of gems by the princess shortly before leaving and he’d eaten every single one on the way here.

I was about to say something to complain but I heard the sound of feathers and pointing my gaze skyward I saw the princess slowly descending from the sky, she was wearing a very elegant dress and her mane was brushed, (even though it still flowed freely like usual it seemed neater) she wore a small old looking hat that I didn’t recognize. “Sorry for making you wait I needed to find something” Celestia said while she gracefully landed on the ground and I was able to look at the hat with a clearer view, it was decorated with a picture of a circle that had stitches going through it and the word “Yankees” was sewn into the cap just below the circular object.

“Was that something the hat?” I asked while forcing a smile onto my face, it was evident Celestia was dressed to impress, and no prizes went to whoever guessed she was trying to impress.

“Why however did you know Twilight?” Celestia asked feigning surprise.

“Just a guess” I said with a smile before approaching the ticket booth and retrieving my two tickets, Celestia went next and got a single ticket for herself and I had no idea why she wanted to travel with us and not just teleport there. We boarded the train and it left the station shortly afterwards with a semi loud hiss which was heard from our cabin on the train, I sat on one of the seats and Celestia sat opposite to me with a smile on her face as she fumbled around with the hat that was in her hands.

------->>> Many Centuries ago Harold <<<-------

“Oh dear god this is tiring” I spoke with a hearty smile as the sword I was now growing accustomed to reverted to its original shape, I wiped a bead of sweat from my face using the baseball cap I had received from my son on father’s day, needless to say I wore it whenever I went on adventures and Jesse had begun to brag to me saying that it was keeping me safe. Chancing a glance over to the Alicorn princess that was located at the other end of the clearing she was panting and sweating just as much as I was, she looked really pretty and I hoped that I could help her like I had promised not because I was falling for her, but because she reminded me of a fantasy princess in one of those games my son started to look at. Celestia looked up from the ground and straight towards me as a smile and small blush spread across her face, I thought about the hat in my hand, ’I may as well give her some luck since she needs it most’ the thought echoed softly and I hoped that Jesse wouldn’t mind. “Hey Tia” I shouted and she started to rush over to me but stopped when she saw me toss the hat over to her, she caught it with both hands and held it tightly wondering what it was and why I was giving it to her. “My son gave that to me and it carries a very special power that keeps its wearer safe from death” I spoke with a smile. “Thought you should have it since we will be going up against this guy you claim to be so evil” I began stretching out my back, satisfied when I heard it pop loudly and let loose a small groan as I was letting my age start to affect my athletic ability, it had started to become more prominent with the years. Although I was only forty five the constant barrage of elements and survival skills was really aging me faster than it should’ve been.

“Y-You S-Sure Harold” Celestia said with a small stutter that warmed my heart, I nodded slowly and she immediately placed it upon her head with a bright smile “I promise I will keep this safe for as long as I live,” She spoke with pride I hadn’t heard before. I let a smile cover my face before turning my back to her and beginning to walk back to the small hut we had been living in since I dropped out of nowhere in this bizarre world, I had barely reached the trees though before a pair of arms wrapped around my body and pulled me into a tight hug “Thank you so much for helping me and everything” I heard a familiar princess say before letting me go and backing away.

“Oh come off it” I smiled while running a hand through my brownish blonde hair, “Let’s get back to the house and eat,” I finished before she fell in beside me and we began our walk back.

------->>> Twilight <<<-------

Four painfully slow hours have passed since the train had left Canterlot Station and I could feel every second tick by as we got closer and closer to PonyVille or more importantly, closer to my Jesse “oh I can’t wait to see him after such a long time and I can’t wait to tell him the news” I squealed silently to myself before rubbing my stomach gingerly. “Wonder what I should name him or her… wait Twilight; you’re getting too far ahead of yourself.” I whispered these words to myself, happy that Celestia and Spike had dozed off some time ago, I however had stayed awake and revelled in the news I had discovered at the academy during this visit. Not only had Jesse gotten me pregnant but after some testing with his DNA courtesy of myself plucking a hair from his head one night when he slept, we were able to identify that his DNA is very potent when er it reacts with a mare in that way and I don’t mean just for producing offspring, apparently the scientists spoke about how his blood could easily fight off infection that would otherwise kill us; something about him having more white blood cells and a warmer temperature.

I found myself blushing like mad when I recalled exactly what the scientists had said he was so powerfully potent in the pregnancy aspect that the scientists had claimed he could end the low birth rate problem that was affecting Equestria. Although I would let no one else touch my beautiful Jesse since he was always mine and hopefully he will always think of me the same way, even though I think Rainbow might be interested in him. I pondered about how Rainbow seemed quite interested in Jesse and began to grow worried, “What if he leaves me for Rainbow?” I gasped as the words exited my mouth and hung in the air. “Maybe we could try herding? That way we could share Jesse, but then my other friends my like him as well, oh it’s just too Celestia damned difficult” I groaned out.

“Although I guess if he is alright with it…” I trailed off and began to return to my thoughts of how potent he actually was as I began to blush yet again realizing that every time we did it I would most definitely end up pregnant, so I would need to learn some spells or ways to stop pregnancy otherwise it would become quite a handful. Although I wouldn’t mind having a bunch of filly’s and colt’s running all over the place.

My thoughts of a family with Jesse were interrupted when a certain Princess began talking in their sleep. “mhmmmm Jesse” Celestia grumbled out, I was a little mad but I couldn’t help but smile when I saw her face leaning against the window, a small trail of drool leaking down the window as she dreamt.

“I would love to see what she is dreaming of” I spoke happily. “I wish Luna was here to show me what she’s dreaming.”  As I finished my sentence I heard the hiss of the train beginning to pull into the station. Celestia woke with a start and the hat she was holding fell to the ground, before she picked it up, “We’ve arrived” I spoke softly while giving Spike a shake and he also woke with a start muttering something about Rarity, before looking around a spark lit up on his face when he realized we had arrived.

Picking up some bags with my magic I trotted out of the cabin with Spike and Celestia in tow, exiting the train and standing on the platform; the cold night air breeze going through our coats. I shivered gently and looked over to Spike and Celestia who were each shivering as well, “Let’s get to the library quickly” I spoke before setting out towards the town.

We arrived at the Library within the next twenty minutes and I knocked on the door before opening it and stepping inside, the lights were off and I almost tripped over something as I made my way into the building. I recoiled when a sudden flash of light covered my vision and once I was able to see again I glared over at Spike who had hit the light switch, my eyes fell from Spike to the floor or more importantly the clothing that decorated the floor which led towards Jesse’s room. The last thing I noticed before storming towards Jesse’s room was Celestia’s shocked face, I slammed open the door and flipped the light on to be met with four ponies and a single human lying in a bed.

“What in Celestia’s name do you think you’re doing” I screamed as I felt a spark ignite inside me and the occupants of the bed snapped awake, most rolling out of the bed and leaving just Rainbow Dash and Jesse inside the bed, Jesse was wrapped up in Rainbow’s wings. It was now that I noticed how Jesse was the only person inside the bed who was actually dressed and everypony else was stark naked.

“Huh what is it?” Jesse asked with a sleepy look in his eyes apparently oblivious to what was happening, but was shocked when he noticed the four mares who were scattered around his room and his expression turned from shocked to full out fear when he saw me. I was so angry at him for doing what he was doing even if he may not have known that they were with him, my mane sparked red for a second as I began to scream in anger. I burst into flames in an instant, my mane and tail turning to living flames and my coat went from its lavender colour to a light yellow while my iris’s turned red and I started to breath fire; I saw a sentence dance in my eyes for a second that read.

Congratulations, your PonyLight evolved into RapiSparkle

Shaking the weird text away I set my murderous gaze onto the human in question.

“Uh oh” I heard Celestia giggle from behind me and I turned to stare her down before starting to stomp towards Jesse with intent to murder him.

------->>> Jesse <<<-------

‘Oh god I really did something I shouldn’t have done, but what did I do wrong? and why was everypony in my bed and naked?’ the thought to myself barely had time to process before a bolt of magic landed right above my head and I decided, it was time to leave. Leaping out of the bed and out an open window which I guess was used as an entrance for one of the mares; I never made it more than fifteen metres before a lavender aura covered my body. Feeling myself being pulled towards my inevitable doom, “Oh please no what did I do wrong god” I prayed loudly as I was slammed into the bed, before being stood over by an angry Twilight, flamed danced around her mane.

“Explanation... NOW!” Twilight screamed with sparks showering down as I recoiled in fear from what she would do to me.

“Well it will take a long time” I said while cowering and I heard Twilight simply say.

“I have a lot of time” Twilight said as her mane slowly returned to its normal state and she looked more hurt than angry, “Please Jesse… why?” she asked as tears threatened to spew forth from her eyes.

So now we are sitting in the lobby of the Library, I had Twilight sitting across from me on a chair while I sat on the couch with four mares next to me all with sleepy looks in their eyes, Celestia was off in the corner and had a smug grin on her face for some reason and Spike was asleep upstairs because he had passed out upon seeing Rarity in the nude and then being slapped countless times.

I began from the start and from the start I meant from the day I arrived in Equestria all the way through to when she had woken me up, I spared a lot of the details about the times I’d spent with each of them in private, specifically the sexual details; not wanting Twilight to know I’d slept with all but one of her friends. Once I had finished explaining I noticed Twilight had a scroll and had been taking down all the notes from my story, her expression never changed from anger but at the end it softened and she looked up at me with an understanding look. “But why would you do it with all my friends and never write to me or come visit?” she asked with a small frown adorning her face.

“Because I wanted to tell you in person” I said with a frown on my face “But not like this” I finished.

“But you still could’ve come and seen me” She repeated her previous statement.

“I wanted to tell you when you got back, I was planning to do it tomorrow but they snuck into my bed for some reason.” I motioned to the four mares in question with a sigh.

“Well if we are being truthful tonight I may as well come clean” Twilight said with a small smile, “Jesse guess what” She began and I kind of knew what was coming.

“Oh please don’t tell me” I whispered to myself.

“I’m Pregnant” Twilight spoke with a smile and this time I didn’t pass out which was strange, Rarity however did pass out and did so onto a large couch that she had pulled in out of nowhere a bit like Pinkie Pie’s crazy magic. Celestia was in the corner of the room and held a shocked look on her face as well; I couldn’t tell if she already knew or had no idea.

“That is… Amazing” I spoke loudly, getting up I pulled Twilight into a large hug as she blushed and wiggled in my arms profusely.

“He definitely took that better than when I told him and he ran around shooting his Party Pistols” Rainbow said with a large smile.

While I was in the hug I looked past Twilight’s mane and finally noticed a regal looking princess in the corner of the room. “Oh hey Celestia” I said once I’d pulled away from the hug that I had given Twilight, Celestia turned and brightened up when she saw I was talking to her.

“Hello there Jesse” Celestia spoke as she waltzed over and pulled me into a hug “How’s your night been?” she asked with a smirk on her lips, I noticed that she was wearing an amazing dress and she in fact looked immaculate. I felt her pull me into a large embrace as she nuzzled into me which was a bit hard for her due to her size, despite this fact I couldn’t help but feel something was different about the way she was treating me compared to before but decided to ignore it.

Once we had stepped apart and I couldn’t help but hear Twilight growl slightly for some reason but again I ignored it, I seemed to be ignoring the little things a lot more than normal. I took a second to run my eyes over the princess standing in front of me, my eyes started at her feet and ran upwards until they reached her horn and a… Hat that made me feel nostalgic.

“Is that…” I stopped and grabbed my head while trying to remember where I had seen it before, other than the countless Yankee games that littered the TV. I was about to give up when I was hit with a small flashback of me giving my dad a badly wrapped hat and I snapped my fingers realizing that she was wearing that exact hat, right down the autograph from myself that I’d done stupidly to imitate an actual baseball player. “Well I’ll be damned” I smiled like an idiot “No wonder I never saw it after that day he appeared in the yard out of nowhere” I laughed like an idiot and Celestia looked at me wondering what I meant until it hit her and she smiled as well.

“Oh this old thing” Celestia said while lifting the hat off of her head gently and holding it in her hands, “Your father gave this to me back then.” I smiled like even more of an idiot when I realized that she probably knew about the little thing I used to say to my father about it keeping whoever wore it safe. “I thought I’d wear it in front of the person who gave it to the person I received it from” she said with a small smile and a blush.

I kind of felt stupid just standing there in front of Celestia staring up at the hat that adorned her head, “So any particular reason you came here or couldn’t you keep yourself away from me” I joked with a smile, this smile however changed to shock when Celestia fidgeted around nervously as I made the joke. “Don’t tell me” I said in amazement.

“Got it in one” Rainbow cooed from the couch with enjoyment clearly evident in her voice, “Hot stuff even got the princesses on him. But don’t you dare try to steal him from us” she finished with a small laugh and a serious look which scared me, Rainbow then closed her eyes and slipped away into a slumber.

“If you must know Jesse” Celestia began still blushing and embarrassed “I came because of how I feel about you and I need to discuss these feelings” Celestia looked away from me but kept glancing back almost teasingly.

“Okay well then…” I started with a nervous laugh before looking around to anypony else who could’ve helped me with this weird occurrence, sadly nopony wanted to chip in and I was left to fend for myself.  “I think I may need to sleep on this recent information” I spoke up while chuckling softly unable to fully grasp the situation, I stood from the couch and started to retreat to my room but heard a large cough and upon turning I noticed five mares all looking at me expectantly. “Oh come on” I said softly but was quickly lifted up and carried into the bedroom where I was wrapped in a warm embrace of hugs and snuggles; with Twilight at the centre. Celestia was left in the main room and tapped her foot sadly.

“Well I guess I’m bunking on my own” Celestia said with a sad sigh before disappearing out of the library and appearing back at the castle, “I’ll just teleport back tomorrow morning” Celestia finished with a yawn while twirling the hat on her finger and walking towards her room. “That stupid human” she said with an angry glare in her eyes while passing by a set of guards who were stationed outside her sister’s room, from within Celestia could hear giggling which she found strange but ignored it and continued to her room. “Tomorrow I will set my small plan in motion” she spoke while closing the doors to her room, “There was no way I am going to lose another one of my few loves” Celestia peered into a mirror and gave herself a small look over. “Sorry Twilight but tomorrow I’m bringing my A game and I will get him to fall for me” Celestia smiled devilishly before slipping into her sleepwear and snuggling into her bed, the hat still resting upon her head and adding to comfort her.