I’m Charlie Hazel, your average grown man walking down the street on a warm summer morning.
I don't like My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, nor bronies. I guess they scare me a tiny bit.
Anyways, I'm happy, good job, a girlfriend… I could honestly say I wish it was like this forever.

Until my life changes from normal to… sorta freaky, happy, surprising? I can't decide on the right word. Anyways, I miss the old life, like, a lot. I need to know if there is an honest way to get out of here without me turning into a monster or something.

In other words, get me out of this crazy universe filled with pastel-coloured ponies.