How to survive the zombie apocalypse

"Doctor I TRUSTED YOU!" Shouted Saint as he hid behind a car, bullets whizzing by his face, tires popping, windows being shattered. Saint could only think one thing. 'I made a mistake." He reloaded his assault rifle and ca,e out of cover to fire at the deranged mad man known as Doctor.

A bullet whizzed into Saints arm, he instantly went back into cover. "Who the hell was that?"

"It wasn't me Saint." The Doctor let out one of his mad man laughs. He aimed his sights straight at the car. "Imma get ya!" Muttered Doctor. "IIIIMMA GET YA!" He shouted.

"PATRICK HELP!" Shouted Saint.

"Im on my way." Came a calm and monotone voice. It may have carried no emotion but, Saint knew the terror of Patrick.

"Well then, Jak wanna back me up?" Doctor spoke. Calmly as he kept up his barrage of bullets.

"I don't know.." Came an unsure voice from the shadows.

'Hmmm, Jak is hiding.' Thought Saint. 'I always was better then them at killing, but I cant get anywhere with Doctor and his fucking sniper...I need a- Saint was cut off by a car pulling up beside Saint, the door opened up, and out came Pat. 'Distraction.' Saint finished his thoughts.

"Pat...I need you to run out and distract Doctor for me." Saint spoke to Patrick.

"Why do I always have to be the distraction?" Pat told Saint

"Because I'm a better shot." Saint laughed as he pushed Pat out to the open, where as Pat just started to run in circles. Saint broke away from his cover and his behind a wall. Two seconds later he heard a sniper rifle shot, and saw Patrick's body crumple. Saint never missed a beat either way. He pulled out his heavy sniper and trained his sights to Doctor. He squeezed the trigger and watched Doctor's body fall. 'Good, but not done.' He moved his sights towards the shadows that were behind Doctor, he started to fire.

"Nooo, Saint come on we ca-" Jak's voice was cut off as he fell. Saint had a wicked smile across his face. He turned around victorious only to see a sight that racked his body full of fear. There standing in front of him was his friends Llama...holding a knife. Saint quickly pulled up his sniper, but even he knew he made a mistake, after all a sniper isn't so effective with your enemy two feet away. All Saint could let out was, "I made a mistake!" As the knife went into his ribs, he fell over and looked up at Llama. The knife went into Saint's body again, over and over. He laid there dead.

After about three seconds Doctor started to laugh. "Hahaha!" He wheezed out laughing more.

"Shut up Doctor." Saint said in response to his laughter. "You fucking suck!"

"I don't know why your mad Saint, you weren't used as a bullet monkey," Pat said as the loading screen came up.

"I didn't even do anything." Jak said with his whiny sounding voice.

"It was a death match, we were suppose to kill each other." Replied Saint. "I was gonna win...why wasn't I paying attention...fuck you Llama." Saint said, but no response came. "Llama?" Still no response.

"He probably is t using his mic again." Doctor spoke. "Maybe we should get the van and the candy?"

"Candy?" A new voice was added to the group. Instantly the other four players started to laugh. Llama never understood why they found that funny.

"Candy?" Laughed Doctor and Saint together.

"Anyone else notice that the loading screen is taking forever?" Complained Pat.

"Maybe we screen froze?" Said Jak.

"No, the little icon is still moving." Llama said, but he thought about something else. "The servers have been acting up quite a bit lately."

"Maybe if we all restart our systems?" Saint said. The others all agreed with him, he got up from his bed and pushed the power off button, only to have his game system beep at him. "Hey guys, are y'all's system shutting off?"

"No." The other players muttered in unison.

"Hmmm, may-" Saint's Tv flashed for a second, and a bright light followed shortly after. "What tha fuuu-"

. . .

Doctor pushed the power off button only to receive more damn beeping. "Shut up and restart alrea-" a bright light came from his Tv. "Wha?"

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Pat looked at his Tv as it flashed, his face was shrouded with anger, this was no normal anger, this was Pat's anger, all rational thoughts out the damn window, he raised his fist to punch the Tv, before his fist made contact a bright light appeared.

"You stupid piece of...woah."

. . .

Llama looked at his Tv, not phased in any sprt af way, he just stood there as in glowed and lit up.

. . .

Jak cowered away from his Tv as it flashed.

"Nooooooo."

. . .

Saint bolted up away from the pool of drool that was on his school desk. "Wait...wait..ugh my head." Saint lifted up his brown-tanned hand to his head and rubbed away. "Ah shit this hurts.." Saint took a look at his surrounding. Nothing was in place at all. All of the people that were in his class, they...were all colorful. He looked towards the teacher. Something was oddly familiar about her appearance...her marburry colored hair, with the lighter shades running through it, the pin on her shirt that had sunflowers...no smiling sunflowers. It reminded him of...something.

Saint took another look around the room, all of the people looked so odd, yet they all fit in, except the other four boys that looked as lost as he did. Out of the four Saint recognized one of them to be Patrick.

"Pat?" Saint muttered under his breath.

Patrick was looking around and spotted Saint, "Hey lop-" he was cut off by the teacher making a shushing noise.

"What are we doing here Jos-" another shushing sound from the teacher.

The other two boys looked towards each other and started whispering.

A boy simply stood up and walked towards the door. A girl wearing a diamond tiara looked towards the boy and cut him off.

"Where do you think you're going?" The girl said with such a snooty time in her voice, so snooty that Saint amd Pat were surprised the boy didn't push her pit of his way.

"I am going home." Saint recognized the boys voice.

"CANDY?" Shouted Saint as he stood up, Saint hoped his clever plan would work.

"Candy?" Replied the boy.

And just like that there were four other boys laughing. "Llama!" Saint said as he finished laughing. "Were the hell are we?" Llama gave Saint a simple shrug.

"Saint?" Said one of the other boys, Saint recognized his voice to.

"Doctor?"

"Pat?"

"Jak?"

"Llama?"

"Shhhh!!" The teacher stopped her shush with a cough.

"Are you okay Ms. Cheerlie?" Replied a surprisingly pale- no a white..like paper sheet white, girl.

"Cheerile?" Jak said, rather too excited. He knew something was familiar about this place, he could even guess the name of the girl that was talking now. "Are you Sweetie Belle?" Said Jak. The girl nodded.

"My little pony." Saint said as he looked around the room, the corners of his mouth twitched upwards.

"Your kidding me." Patrick said, sounding rather disappointed.

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After about ten minutes the group huddled up in the corner of the room, so far they all realize there in some sort of human version of My Little Pony. Jak and Saint were both fangirling over the whole situation, Doctor was pretty curious onto how and why this all happened, Llama didn't really seem to care, and Pat seemed to be dying from misery.

Ms. Cheerile was still coughing up a storm in the front of the class, but to the five boys that wasn't the problem at hand. Until..

"Is that blood!" Squealed a girl wearing a diamond tiara.

The group looked up towards the teacher. She was slouched over, her breathing ragged, and shallow. Instantly the school children crowded the teacher blocking off any further view.

Three girls walked up to the boys. Saint laughed and Jak giggled. They both knew who the three girls were. The infamous CMC...

"Howdy yall, we sah that yall aint got your badges yet!" The yellow girl with red hair spoke.

"So we thought, we should recruit you five into the." She left a long pause, it seemed all to rehearsed

"Cutie Badge Crusaders!" Jak bursted out laughing but instantly got a smack from Saints's hand.

"Hey what was that for?"

"Stop being rude."

"Me? Rude? Your the one who just hit me!"

"Shut up." Saint replied flatly. He looked towards the girls. "I would love to but-" a scream was heard from the front of the room.

"She stopped breathing! Get the nurse!" A random girl, unrecognizable otherwise shouted. Doctor looked around and smirked.

'It took them that long to think about getting the nurse?' Thought Doctor.

"Wait, she is moving!" The same random girl said.

"Murghle."

"Ms. Cheerile? Are you okay?" Silence. "Ms. Cheeril-" the girl's voice was cut off by a mouth around her throat.

"Holy shit!" Shouted Saint.

"Fuck that!" Jak was already opening the door.

"Zombie!" Shouted Doctor.

"We gotta get the fuck out of here!" Saint shouted as he led the four boys. He stopped and looked at the CMC...or CBC now? "Follow us!" He shouted. They all nodded and followed.

Screams came from classes as the group ran past the rooms. Saint stopped. He just realized, he didn't know this school's layout. He turned to Applebloom. She was always his favorite out of the three. "How do we get outta here?"

Applebloom gestured the group to follow her. The group sprinted around the school for another minute until they all stopped at the school doors. Zombies...the lot of them. Zombies blocked off the exits.

"This is fucked up." Said Llama.

"Twisted." Jak whined.

"Wrong." Saint breathed out.

Pat remained silent.

"Where do we go now?"

"To the roof!" Said Saint. He turned to Applebloom. "Lead us." The group turned and ran off, following Applebloom. More screams were heard from within the school as they ran. They ran and ran, until finally the group bursted through the doors leading to the roof.

The entire group looked beyond the school gates.

Scootaloo broke down into tears, Sweetie Belle fell down onto her knees, quickly joined by Applebloom, whom held her. Saint's mouth dropped. Doctor's eyes flickered as he stared. Pat seemed to express nothing, just as Llama did.

The entire town was burning, zombies were pushing against the school gates, trying to get in but, they weren't just there, they were everywhere.

"How could this happen!" Cried out Jak. He always dreamed about being here, in the world of My Little Pony, even if it is the humanized version but, this...this wasn't what he wanted.

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