How to survive the zombie apocalypse

Everything was burning, the entire town was falling apart, and so where the three girls that sat beside the five boys. They kept crying, it literally has been twelve hours. Pat stayed up to watch the door, making sure no zombie would get to them.

It was about midnight now, the five boys have began talking about leaving. Saint and Jak both were strongly disagreeing with the other three.

"We cant just leave them!" Whispered/shouted Saint to Doctor, Pat, and Llama.

"There going to slow us down way too much!" Argued Doctor.

"Were from a democracy, so lets take a vote." Llama spoke with a monotone, sounding just like a diplomat.

"I vote we leave them, there too much of a burden." Pat flatly said, he was more worried about himself and hos friends, rather then some strangers.

"Maybe we can wait it out?" Saint pleaded.

"We all know what happens to the girls who cry, they end up getting eaten or slowing down the group....come on its only in like every zombie book ever written!" Said Doctor.

"But this is not a book!".....awkward silence was followed by Saint's outburst.

Jak let out a sigh. "Fine..we can go, but at least let me speak with them before we go." Jak gave everyone a mournful look. Everyone nodded. Doctor led the other three to the edge of the building. They began to plot there escape.

"Hey girls." Jak walked up to the three sniffling girls. "We have to go..but that doesn't mean give up okay?" They remained silent, except for Scootaloo's sniff. Jak got a brilliant idea as a metaphorical light bulb went off. "Maybe if you all survive...you can get your cutie badges?" Instantly the tears between the three girls stopped. "Well we have to go..maybe we can help you off the roof?" The three girls shook their heads. Jak shrugged and went back to the boys.

"So if we can somehow get through that hole we can escape and go to the Sweet Apple Acres Farm." Saint spoke, he was using his bronie knowledge to figure out the best way to survive. By his logic, if they could manage to get to the farm, where there weren't nearly the same amount of people in the country rather then the small town.

Llama pointed towards the playground swing set, which was conveniently placed near the gate.

Saint looked at Llama like he wanted to slap a hoe, Doctor looked at Llama like he had a bug on his face, Jak just stared, and Pat said yes.

"Are you fucking crazy?" Doctor turned to Patrick, who had already started climbing off the roof scaling the sides.

"No, thats just Pat." Saint just smiled as he watched his friend climbed down, he has known Pat for five years of his life, he knew that Pat was...Patrick enough to do this.

Saint followed Pat, Doctor followed Saint, Jak followed Doctor...and somehow Llama was waiting for them at the bottom. The zombies were too busy slamming away at the school doors and windows.

The swing set was a set of three, which meant three could go at once, which also meant two would have to wait. Saint and Pat agreed to let Doctor, Llama, and Pat go first. Saint stood guard while the three boys began to swing on the swing set.

"Mnnnuhh." A zombie groaned out to another zombie, which as to then looked over at the five boys at work. The two zombies began to stumble there way over to the group.

"Hey Pat, remember in Black Ops how I would run the trains of zombies?" Pat nodded. "Imma see if it will work on these just watch my back okay?" As Patrick nodded her heard an 'umpf' sound, he turned to see Llama jump the gate.

Saint walked near the two zombies, who then stared him down, Saint shuddered. Rule 1: Zombies are fucking idiots.Saint began to walk circles around them to test out if they would follow him, the two zombies held out there arms and attempted to grab Saint. He simply took a step back and looked towards the swings. Doctor just jumped off of his, he made it over the gate with no problem, Saint nodded to Pat.

Pat got onto the swing set and began kicking out his legs gaining momentum. 'The day I thought I would see Patrick on a swing was going to be the end of the world.' Thought Saint. 'Well it looks like I was sort of right.' Saint chuckled to himself as he saw Jak go over the fence. Saint then broke off into a sprint to the swing set where as he immediately started to kick out his legs.

SNAP Patrick's swing broke at his max height causing, one for him to get across, two got the attention of every damn zombie in the area. 'Great." Was all Saint could think as he gained more momentum.

Zombies, bloody, gory, and oddly happy looking, stumbled towards the swing set. One of the original two zombies were now at Saint feet. "Guuuys?" Saint said, an intense amount of pressure were placed into his words.

Doctor was the first to react, he grabbed onto the fence and shook it with all his force, causing the zombie to turn around towards them. This allowed Saint to fling himself over the fence.

"Thank dude." Saint told Doctor.

"No problem." Doctor replied.

"Uh..guys, we should go." Jak said as he looked at the fence. Creaks and groans were heard as the bars to the fence started to give way.

"Agreed." Muttered Llama.

Saint and Jak both took the lead and headed to the farmland.

"Good thing I watched this show enough to get the basic idea." Jak said, feeling full of himself.

"I wonder how Canterlot's doing?" Saint said as the boys jogged towards the orchard. Apple trees were now visible. Saint stopped causing the other boys to stop as well. "I never really noticed how huge the Orchard actually is."

"I know right?" Jak looked t the immense size of the field, his eyes scanned the entire land.

"Apples for days." Said Doctor, causing the boys to smile.

After Jak finished scanning the fields, he managed to spot the red tip of what he presumed was the barn. He gestured the boys to follow him, he turned to look at the group, only to see Saint climbing a tree. "What are ya doin.?

Saint grabbed onto a branch and pulled himself up. "Come on." He said as he grabbed an apple a d tossed it down to Jak. "After watching the show for three years, you cant tell me you never wanted to try an apple." He grabbed another apple for himself. "From the legendary apple family's orchard?" He bit into the apple.

An explosion went off in Saint's head. Red deliciousness. Was all he could compare it to. Not even close to any other apple he has ever tasted. Amazingly juicy, Saint wiped the juice from his mouth, he then jumped down from the tree and stood next to Jak.

Jak's apple had a chunk missing from it, Jak himself had a look across his face that shouted. 'Best apple ever.' Saint poked Jak, trying to get his attention.

"Jak?" Doctor said. "Dude, I think you broke him."

Patrick raised his hand, but was stopped by Saint. "Pat, if that apple hasn't broken him, I am damn sure your fist will." Pat lowered hos hand and smirked.

Jak blinked and took a deep breath. "Amazing." He looked around, his senses fully coming back to him. "The barn is that way." He pointed towards the red tip that poked it way above the trees.

"Then lets go." Doctor took the lead and everyone followed.

. . .

Saint took in all of his surroundings, it was like the entire world has forgotten about this place, there were absolutely no signs of human disturbances in the entire orchard. It was all rather breath taking for him. The tree

leaves were such a vibrant hue of green, the apples, a rosy shade of red, even the bark, normally dull and brown was completely appalling at how clean they looked.

Pat didn't like his situation, in all honesty he would rather be home watching anime on his laptop. He never really was one for the social scene, if he heard right My Little Pony was a very social show, yet...it is the zombie apocalypse, so that released some tension, Pat always dreamed what it would have been like within a zombie apocalypse. Pat decided it was all evened out in the end.

Jak was horrified yet astonished at his situation. He always fantasized about being sent into the My Little Pony world, but he never wanted it to be like this. How unfair.

Doctor was all too curious about the task and hand, he was always brony curious but..he was embarrassed about it all. Wasn't the show meant for little kids? Little girls at that. It was all too strange, hell when bronies were known to america, they thought it was the end of the world...now that Doctor thought about it, it was sort of funny.

Llama, just trudged on, no critical thoughts. Nothing going on except the thought of survival.

. . .

Finally after walking through the giant orchard, the group of boys reached the barn. It was almost an exact match to the barn on the show, all except the size. It was meant for humans after all.

The group of boys walked up to the door, Jak was first and already has his hand raised to knock on the door, only to get yanked back by Saint.

"What do you think you're doing!?" Saint exclaimed, in a hushed tone.

"I'm about to knock?" Jak said confused.

"What were you going to say huh? Oh hi there we came here to hide from the zombie apocalypse, we ran from the school. Oh that doesn't make any sense? oh where's Applebloom? We left her behind."

Saint was rambling at this point, he was so engrossed in hearing himself talk that he didn't notice Pat sneak up behind him. "Yeah we ran away and didn't bother to hel-" Saint was interrupted by a slap across the face, coming from none other than Patrick.

Saint rubbed his head. "Ow."

"You talk too much." Doctor said.

Pat nodded his head, so did Llama. Saint gave a cold glare to Llama.

"I mean you totally don't talk to much." Llama said.

Jak raised his hand and knocked on the door. Silence...whispers, then the door cracked open slightly, revealing red hair, with a pink bow, an excited squeak then the door swung open to reveal Applebloom. The group of boys stared.

"How did she?" Doctor began, but was cut off by his own confusion.

Applebloom pulled in Jak, the other four boys followed.

Inside they saw, An older girl with luscious, purple, wavy hair, sheet white, just as the familiar girl beside her. "Rarity and Sweetie Belle." Jak said.

"The mane six.." Whispered Saint as he gestured Jak towards the other side of the room. "Their all here."

Girls were all crowded in the corner of the room, with a giant red man in the center. A tan girl with rainbow colored hair, another tan girl incredibly pink and curly hair. "Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie." Whispered Jak, his voice shaking, his fangirl side starting to swell up.

"Fluttershy and Twilight." Saint said as he eyed the other two tan girls, one with beautiful dull pink hair, another with purple hair with streaks of a darker shade of pink.

"There all safe."

"How?"

The other three boys stood there dumbfounded, they weren't entirely sure what Saint, or Jak were talking about but they had a feeling they were in the presence of greatness.

Jak spotted Scootaloo huddled alone in the a corner of a room. He went over and had a chat with her while Doctor had a chat with Applebloom.

"How did you girls escape?"

"Well first we-"