The Strange Switcharoey

After a rampage of pony-swears on Zecora, the five ponies made their way to Sugarcube Corner. They looked in and saw that the lights were off, and the place was closed. Twilight decided that she would make their entrance epic by blasting the doors into pieces and actually just making herself have to pay huge repair fees. Twi and the others because I don't feel like specifying them, walked into Sugarcube Corner. They saw Maud and Pinkie with their weapons covered in a red liquid. The ponies gasped, until they smelt a strong smell of paint. The smell came soon, so they didn't run out of breath and suffocate from gasping for too long. It seemed they had spilled on the floor.

"We ran out of our original red liquid." Pinkie said. Then the ponies gasped again for three seconds so they would be able to breathe. They knew that even though the script said that Cupcakes wasn't going to happen, that it was going to happen anyway because of peanuts, and that they must save the authors story from Copyright, but how? They thought and thought and then they contacted me.

"Author of the story!" Twilight said. I decided to be a troll and not say anything.

"You just did!" said Rainbow Dash. Wait a minute...CREP

What do you need Twilight. I said, even though I was fully aware of what was happening.

"We need you to---" Twilight realized what I said at the last part of my dialogue. "You know! You are writing this story!" She shouted.

Oh yeah, okay well lets think about this.

We thought.

And Thought

And thought.

AND A SOLUTION!

But it doesn't work so we thought some more.

And a solution for realz this time.

I think I know what we need to do, before this story gets copyrighted and we make people angry for ripping off cupcakes. I said.

"What?!" The ponies shouted.

"We have to..." I said.

"We have to..." They echoed.

We

Have

To

Contact

Sergeant Sprinkles

The ponies gasped.

"Sergeant Sprinkles?!" Rainbow Dash said. "But I may die!"

Get over it, you'd die either way, but this way has less of a chance.

"Huh, touche." Dash responded with her fancy French words even though France isn't a county in Equestria...

"So what are you waiting for author? Go get him!" Applejack said.

I can't just get him! That would make more copyright issues! I have to call him after the chapter and ask him! The ponies sighed. Don't worry, I'll get him after this chapter.

UNTIL NEXT TIME...