The Strange Switcharoey

CONTACTING SERGEANT SPRINKLES

TRANSMISSION: EMERGENCY ACTIVE

STARTING TRANSMISSION

Mousei11:

The Strange Switcharooey is getting out of control! The ponies need your help before the evil villain copyright destroys everything! The fourth wall is so broken right now, it doesn't even exist anymore, the story is breaching the universe and half-drunken Zecora has turned Maud and Pinkie into Cupcakes Maud and Pinkie!!!

Only you can save the forest from wildfire---wait

Only you can save the universe now!

~End transmission. Wait was this a transmission?~

Sergeant Sprinkles:

C...c...cupcakes Pinkie AND Maud?

Batten down the hatches people! We are at DFCON 1! I repeat DFCON 1!

The forces of darkness are quickly advancing upon you. I shall happily advise you during these trying times.

Transmission terminated

Alright guys, I said totally not following the rules of quotation marks around dialogue because I didn't feel like it. Sergeant Sprinkles should be here any second now.

Rainbow Dash was a bit frightened. Everypony waited...

And waited...

And waited...

UNTIL THE VOORP VOORP OF A TARDIS SOUNDED! Doctor Whooves came out of a blue police box with the legendary Sergeant Sprinkles after heroically destroying Daleks that came out of no where!

"He's here!" Twilight shouted in delight. "What now?"

Now...hehehe...lets go practice medicine---wait wrong reference...

Now, we see what we need to do. Sarge, you know the situation, what do you suggest? I said to Sergeant Sprinkles. Rainbow Dash noticed Sarge glaring at her.

"What?" Rainbow Dash said.

"I'll catch you yet my pretty..." Sergeant Sprinkles said. "And your little turtle, too!"

"Um, actually h...he's a t..tortoise..." Rainbow Dash said, visibly shaken.

"Whatever!" Sarge replied. "It doesn't matter!" Sarge looked at me, as Doctor Whooves's appearance was forgotten, so Dr. Who left. "So, what's this, Maud and Pinkie Cupcakes, because Zecora and Vodka, am I correct?"

Yuss, you iz corect. I said.

"Why do I have to use correct grammar and spelling with quotations, and you don't?" Sarge asked out of no where.

I dunno, I can use quotes if it makes you feel better.

"IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE FEEL BETTER!" Random viewer said.

"Hey get outta my story!" I said..."OH NO I HAVE QUOTATIONS...AHH!"

"No time to panic!" Sarge said. "This is up to you and me!"

"Right!" I replied recollecting myself. Suddenly, there was evil and maniacal laughter. We looked up to see a purple cloud with a troll face. It had text on it that read "HASBRO".

"I AM THE EVIL VILLAN...COPYRIGHT!" The evil copyright villain said in it's OP font size and color. "I WILL COPYRIGHT YOUR STORY FIRST, THEN FIMFICTION, THEN ALL OF THE BRONY COMMUNITIES FAN WORKS...JUST LIKE FIGHTING IS MAGIC!!!!" There was a gasp among the crowd of ponies as the evil villain copyright went away. We knew in all of our hearts that the evil villain copyright was...

HASBRO!