Audience?! What are You Doing in Equestria, Audience?!

Cry groaned. He managed to pick himself up, only to fall back down with a thud. He grunted. Standing up was proving to be a challenge. He took in his surroundings. A...forest. But why? Cry heard a voice shouting, not giving him time to think.

"GAAAH!!! FUCK!" shouted the voice. Cry's eyes widened. He knew that voice.

"FELIX!" Cry dashed through the forest, desperately trying to find a trace of his friend. He forced his way through a couple of bushes, tumbling into  a clearing. His eyes widened when he saw a strange creature in front of him. The creature looked shocked itself, staring at Cry with wide eyes. The creature was a small equine with a blue coat, blonde mane, green eyes, and a strange picture of a fist on it's flank. What's more, the creature even had wings! Then the creature talked.

"Uh...Cry? Wh-why do you look so funny?" asked the pony. Cry's eyes widened. It was Felix.

Pewdie stumbled backwards, unable to take his eyes off the creature that was most likely his friend. The small horse in front of him had a pure white coat, a sky blue mane, and ocean blue eyes. He had a picture of a poker face on his flank. Yep. That's Cry.

"C...Cry? Is that you?" asked Pewds. Cry started trembling.

"Y-Yeah...Felix...um...if you don't mind me asking..." Cry shifted awkwardly.

"WHY ARE YOU A HORSE?!" the two blurted out at once. They paused.

"WHAT?! I'M NOT...WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!" the two yelled in unison. Pewds cleared his throat.

"Um...Cry...please look at your, um...'hands'." said Pewds. Cry cocked his head.

"Um...why are you using my YouTube name?" asked Cry. Pewds shook his head.

"Do what I tell you! I...I can't remember your name..." Pewdie choked out. Cry narrowed his eyes.

"That's not funny...please...stop it Fe- wha- Fe...Fred? What? Why did I say Fred? I...I...can't remember anything...what's wrong with me?!" Cry yelled. He tried to grab his face in exasperation. He gasped and trembled.

"F-fingers...where are my fingers? Where are my hands?! WHAT THE FUCK?! What are these?! PEWDIE?!" Cry cried out. Pewds shook his head.

"I...I'm so sorry, Cry...if only I had suffered the same fate..." said Pewdie. Cry cocked his head. He looked up and down at his friend. And he laughed. Cry pointed his hoof at Pewds.

"But...you did, friend." said Cry. Pewdie's eyes widened. He looked down at his hooves and shouted.

"FUCK! H...HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!" Pewds yelled. Cry was shaking.

"I don't know." said Cry. Pewdie struggled to look at his new body.

"Wha...ok...I...woah, shit! I have wings! Hahaha! Oh wow, I have a brofist on my ass. Ya know...this might not be so bad." said Pewds, unable to remember his house, his dogs, or even Marzia. Cry chuckled.

"I guess. I don't have anything fancy...I'm a simple horse." said Cry. Pewds laughed.

"Well...might as well make the best of this." said Pewdiepie. Suddenly there was a scream.

"AHHHHHHHH! Wah...WHAT THE HELL?!" screamed the voice. Pewds and Cry looked at eachother.

"Who...?" asked Cry.

"Oh dear God..." said Pewds. A frazzled unicorn came barreling towards Cry and Pewdie. He had a green coat, a dark chocolate mane, and brown eyes. He had a picture of a blue sword on his flank. And he jumped right into Pewdiepie's hooves.

"Wah!!! What the fuck, Tobuscus?!" Pewds shouted. Cry was laughing so hard he fell down.

"THAT'S Tobuscus?!" Cry laughed harder. Tobuscus looked at Pewdie and gasped.

"It happened to you, too?! I-I was just playing a game and when I woke up I was on the ceiling, and there was singing, and rainbows of murder, and when I woke up I was a horse!!!!" Tobuscus shouted. Pewds shook his head.

"Bro, calm the fuck dow-" Pewdie started. Tobuscus interrupted.

"And I can't remember anything!!!!!!" Tobuscus cried. Cryaotic nodded.

"That's about what went down, friend. It seems the only thing any of us can remember is our YouTube names. I'm Cry, in case you don't know." said Cryaotic. Tobuscus finally let go of Pewds and nodded.

"Tobuscus." said the green unicorn. Cry laughed.

"I can tell." said the pure white earth pony. Tobuscus looked around.

"Soooo...I'm a horse now?" said Tobuscus. Pewds pointed at Tobuscus's horn.

"Not only that, you're a unicorn, bro! Look at dat shit!" Pewdiepie laughed. Tobuscus gasped.

"Woah! So I'm magical now?" said Tobuscus. Pewdiepie shrugged.

"I don't know. Try a spell or something." said Pewds. Tobuscus closed his eyes and his horn lit up. A brown aura surrounded his green horn. Cry and Pewdie's eyes lit up. A few sparks escaped and Tobuscus collapsed on the forest floor.

"Nothing." Tobuscus panted. Cry pawed at Pewdie's wings. Pewds squirmed.

"Cry, no, that tickles." said Pewdiepie. Cry ignored him.

"Do those things work?" asked Cry, stroking the feathers. Pewdie shrugged.

"Let's see." Pewdiepie flapped his wings. His hooves lifted off the ground.

"Woah! Shit! I'm flying! Haha!" Pewdie laughed. Unfortunately, as soon as he lost his focus his wings lost their rhythmic beat. He fell back to the ground.

"SHIT!" Pewds shouted. Tobuscus doubled over with laughter. Pewdie glared at him. Cry chuckled. He looked to the sky and frowned. He saw a golden chariot being pulled by white pegasi.

"Guys, I don't think we're alone on this planet." said Cry. Pewdie smirked.

"Then let's go greet the locals!"