A Day In Equestria

Once upon a time in a Galaxy far far away was a rock. In another galaxy far far away was Twilight Sparkle reading a book. Her book tasted like rocks. She would know as all she would do is lick books all day long until her book was made of cotton candy...Which was never.

Twilight sat there staring into the book and looked up at Spike’s ass. The ass was as round a pebble smashed in by a hammer. It was so sexy. Twilight lowered her hoof into her spoon and grabbed it to use it onto her bowl of cornflakes. She threw her hoof, with the spoon still in her hoof onto the table. She grabbed a piece of table on the spoon and put it  Spike’s butt. She rammed the spoon right into Spike’s potato. She had somehow lodged a spoon into Spike’s potato clearly missing his ass. She fell onto the floor crying as she flew into her room and yelled about herself being a Nazi. She was clearly on some type of drugged what turned her into a centipede.

Some time later after crying herself to sleep, she was reading the final book of 'What the fuck am I reading' and was about to finish the first chapter but suddenly a flying cow flew into her house smashing her back door in and lodged into Spike’s mouth. Spike swallowed the cow and he flew across the room thinking he ate an ant. Twilight walked down the stairs and landed on a dead body, she thought it was pinkie so she put the body in her mouth and ate it. She thought it tasted like hedgehog, so she gave it a 11 out of 10 by IGN. She carried on raving while she walked up to spike and threw her into Rarity's fork smashing trough several walls and flying half way across ponyville. Rarity looked up while watching porn to see Spike munching on her fork. Rarity jumped up and shoved Spike down her dressing gown even though she wasn't wearing one and he teleported into fluttturshy’s back garden which was quite hairy due to all of the animals hair falling off because it was winter. Suddenly Spike got up from fluttturshy’s back garden and raved while he jumped through her window landing on several nans. All the nans looked at fluttershy and cried, while Spike flew with his winds into fluttturshy’s room stealing her porn and teleported out with his magic. He had teleported to Rainbow Dash to give her a high hive because fuck the mainstream. He ran from Rainbow Dashes house and fell off the cloud because Pikachu told him too.

He landed in a bowl of water, which was actually a glass of water its just that Spike couldn't tell the difference. He got up from the cup  and flew back to Ponyville as he was in Canterlot. As he flew to his destination with Boris Johnson he thought and realised Boris was a naked pony. Naked ponies are bad, m’kay. He flew to the closest wardrobe and stole a rock to cover his naked penis. He carried on flying with Johnson Boris to and got to ponyville after crash landing like a wrecking ball into his nans house. He didn't know his nan so he just assumed that it was his nan. He teleported into Twilight book and he turned into a door knob. Twilight noticed after 385 years that a door nob was in her book and she licked it. It tasted like Chuck Norris. Chock Norris was a nice flavour to have as he tasted like an Oscar. Having that taste in your mouth is like having an Oscar. it would be one more than Leonardo Dicrapio. That's always a good thing. She chucked the door knob into a fridge and the fridge set on fire and froze. The whole house quickly set ablaze chaser and flew to mars to cool down. Luckily Twilight Sparkle had escaped the house last year and was happy for that.

Cheerilee noticed that Twilight library was missing and decided to launch a search party for it. The search party soon had 9001 members and was a great success. They didn't find the library though. So instead they decided to launch Cadance with Shining Armour and Cadence flew around the world in 80 days and then flew to mars. After many seconds passed they found the library and left it on mars as they forgot to pick up the milk from the corner shop. Cadance flew back and teleported the library back defying the whole point of the search party, Boris Johnson and the NASA launch. After everyone cried, they are all happy so they continued to punch Spike because no one likes Spike.

Boris Johnson was still in Ponyville and decided to fly over to Princess Twilight’s library because he was an alicorn too. He gave Twilight a high five in front of Lyra and got pissed. She was so pissed that she pissed herself while being pissed about about being pissed that she’s pissed. That made her more pissed. She flew out of the door with her alicorn magic and stole the door with her princess powers of friendships. This was because fuck the police.

Lyra ran through the clouds with her alicorn magic while being on a floor. She was a pro at skate flooring. She was on her way to pinkie pie’s mansion to get a vajazzle because she liked gems and shit. Gems were good. M'kay. She floor boarded to pinkies house and smashed all of her cupcakes with her door she stole off Princess Twilight. Pinkie was now pissed enough to be pissed off being pissed that Lyra was pissed about pissing because she was pissed about being pissed that she is pissed. This caused 300 Spartans to create a war in pinkies tablet because she was watching 300 in the high def. She had got bored of watching Lyra smash he cup cupcakes that she was watching Bub-u-sea eye player which would cause her harp to cry to deaf. This was because 300 was a terrible movie and only had 22 minutes of non slow motion parts in it which made the film fly to Africa causing starvation. Lyra's harp hated that. Lyra soon calmed her harp down and brought it back to her home to help her fap. She was so good at fapping that the royal air force was paying her to do so, making her rich. She lived in a mansion, it was so good, m’kay.

Thats all,

You can fuck off now.