A Day In Equestria

After lyra had finished fapping with her toothbrush, she decided to take some drugs. Because drugs are bad. M'kay. And you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay. So lyra used her alicorn toothbrush of witchcraft to teleport her self to the toilet. This was because toilets are drugs, you should never take toilets, you will get arrested. So, lyra used her alicorn toothbrush of hogwarts and wizardry to brush her teeth before taking drugs. However, she had ran out of toothpaste so she had to get some more. So, she hoverboarded to calgates house after throwing her masturbation ring of superness-es-es into a cooker, setting it alite, and went off to steal colgates toothbrush shop.

It was dark at night when she left, a good time for stealing shit. When she arrived at colgates home she quickly picked up colgates shop and put it into her alicorn swagbag. She floorboarded back to her home but got noticed by gilda who asked 'Swiggidy swag, whats in the bag?'. quickly, lyra pulled out a river from her swiggidy swag bag and hit her with it and quickly threw the river towards twilights house. She ran back home to begin her drug cleaning business. As in cleaning, as in sniffing it right up her vajazzeled vagina. Back at twilights house at roughly the same time a massive amount of water had hit her house. She was clueless and thought it was cum. As she thought it was cum she quickly shoved it all doggie bag for later in bed. As everyone hated spike, twilight and her sex slave (Trixie) stole all the so called cum for themselves, making spike unhappy. He was so unhappy he couldn't have any cum he quickly ran to lyras house to drown himself in her toilet drugs. But it diden't work and instead exploded for no reason what so ever making lyras mansion explode into 189578235 pieces. Lyra was now pissed about being pissed that spike was pissed that she is pissed that she was pissed about everyone being pissed at spike who made her be pissed about being pissed making her more pissed than she normally was pissed.

Because of this Lyra skateboarded to manehatten to jump of the empire state bridge. Back at twlights kinky dungeon, trixie was fapping with her wife, Sponge the teaspoon. Sponge the teaspoon was sitting there happly with trixie after twilight and trixie has stolen all the 'cum' what had fludded the house. But suddenly twilight burst through the walls of the kinky dungeon and used her alicorn witchcraft to grow a 10 foot long crock. She place her crock on her hoof and used it to kick trixies vajina in the nuts. From the force of the kick she flew all the way around mars and back landing on twilights crock. The crock was so hard and tasted like salt. She knew this becuase she normally licks twilights crocks all day long. It was so sexy she normally came. ...to the door and opened it for twilights crocks on a daily basis. She was thankful for that. She quickly got beord after trixie landing on her horse sized crock and shrank it back down to manageable size.

Twilight used her magical alicorn to fap all the way to Fluttershys sex bomb. It was so hot and EXPLOSIVE with energy there she came several times on the way there. When she got at Fluttershys sex bomb she opened the door with her more manageable crock and pinned Fluttershy and every animal existing to the wall with a potato. she licked her crock right in front for her awaiting toe nail, regardless of them not having toe nails. They are fucking horses. Christ. Anyway... Fluttershy panned her tongue out to express her emotions of door stops and decided to grab twilight with her alicorn pritty princess magic of raping powers to throw her deep into rainbow dashes cockatrice. Fluttershy expressed her love with her awaying pink crock and gave the door stop a massive friendly boner. This was because fuck the police. #11outta9fromIGN

Back at twilight's cockral sized face, she was stuck in the bowels of rainbow dashes hard ass cockatrice. The cockatrice got so hard that it turned hard and spit twilight out without her wings or horn. This made twilight fall from Rainbow Dashes house as it was made of clowns. without her alicorn bullshit she was unable to stand on the magical clowns of the second world war. So twilight fell 18,000,000,000,000 stories only to be impaled by Rarity's awaiting sausage roll. She landed and mashed Rarity's sausage roll into millions of pieces making rarity to pissed she licked Twilight's horn. However, twilight doesn't have a horn. So rarity flew up with alicorn magic and lick the cockatrice so badly and the cockatrice got hard because the fandom said so.

Back at twilight's house Shrek and pinkie was stealing all of twilight's shit as they can tell the future and knew twilight would loose her alicorn parts. Anyway, Shrek was in the bathroom picking up twilight's ogre sized shits and sucked them up his nose as he did not have a doggiebag. It tasted so good to Shrek he came and flooded the bathroom with cum. However, pinkie was in the fridge fapping with a piece of chocolate cake. After she was done, she placed it back for twilight to eat later. Both pinkie and shrek escaped the house afterwards with all of her porn and her walls and floor only leaving the ground floor, doors, windows and other shitty valueless items. They didn't take the whole tree as fuck the mainstream, they should at least just steal her walls and floor so she is left with her items to use as masturbation objects.

Later the night twilight arrived at what was left of her house. A floor, a bed, and a massive crock. She was broke, robbed and didn't have alicorn powers to bannish some bitches. She was so unhappy she didn't sleep in the bed for the rest of that night and slept on what remained of her bookcases and used windows as bed sheets.

The end for now. Fuck off please.

If you still reading this I'll give your balls a good fingering.