A Day In Equestria

Twilight lay under her glass bed sheets praying for Shrek after waking up. She felt moist and all of her cum stained her window. It turned the glass rainbow coloured as it stained the glass and made pretty patterns in the shape of celesta's fat, overweight crock. That made her more moist and she began to fap and continued to pray with one hoof. Suddenly, a large boom sounded. It was a knock at the door. The door was standing there with no hinges due to the lack of wall. She crawled up to the door with one hand still down near her crock and tapped the door. The door fell onto her as Shrek charged through with his fat ogre crocks. Shrek picked up the door and opened his potato to say 'ITS TIME FOR A CHECK UP! LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE AN OGRE BITE!'. Shrek picked up twilight to shove his fat crocks down her throat. He dropped twilight and skipped away with his massive twilicane sticking from his buttocks.

Meanwhile back at lyras home Gordon Ramsay was pissed. He was pissed because lyra has shat in what remained of his tomato garden. Because Gordon was pissed this made lyra pissed about her being pissed at gorden for being pissed that she pissed on his pissed on tomatoes making him pissed that she was pissed that she pissed on his due to his piss and made him pissed about her pissed being pissed. This made them both pissed. Suddenly Billy Mays popped out from his tombstone to say hello and to sell Lyra a ghost house as billy wasn't alive but still did really shitty deals on QVC. Lyra bought the house with her awaiting mammal sized crocks and was happy to get rid of them. She lived happily ever after in her ghost house. But... Back in spikes shitty life, he teleported with his alicorn magic to lyras ghost tomato garden and stole her element of nudity. After he stole lyras shit he flew with his magical alicorn witchcraft around lyras ghost backyard farm making a tornado as spike is a weather alicorn. Lyras whole ghost house was sucked into a the tornado destroying it and spreading all of its rubble throughout ponyville knocking out Shrek and leaving him naked with a twilicane stuck right up his ass.

back in the sane part of ponyville along with a million peices of shit due to lyras house. Borris johnson was at pinkie pies house with her mother rapie pie and her father sexie pie. A glass mug was stuck over borris' head and rapie pie and sexie pie was using lube to make him horny enough to get the glass mug stuck on his head off. He suddenly farted so high due to his alicorn powers of rape, that he flew all the way to rainbow dashes clown house floating near by. He smashed through her clown wall and bounced around the room with his lovely soaking wet crock. He took his crock off and threw it at rainbow dash while he was still bouncing around the room. The crock hit her piano making her whole house collapse and all of the clown rubble fell onto ponyville and destroyed everything but everything making the whole house turn into an atomic bomb. Once it touched shreks naked ass with a twilicane stuck right in it, it exploded and did jack shit but make sweet apple achers explode into 1 piece. Making the whole house-atomic-clown-bomb totally destroyed and useless. Rainbow dash was homeless, terroristlessnessed and had no money left from getting her crock extension.

Back at pinkies home, rarity had knocked her back door down as the front door was made of iron, making it impossible to brake down. Rarity grabbed pinkies back door and shoved it onto her crocks and put it in the oven for later. Rarity used her alicorn witchcraft to fly up to pinkies fapping room and give spike a nice hug. Spike was unconscious from his weather alicorn orgasm tornado and was lying in the pile of pinkies cum left in the corner of the room to dry for eating later. Rarity used the cum to cover their bodies as she grabbed spike in her imagery dressing gown v2 and flew to twilights non existing house while pinkie was just stood there looking at the shit what when down. It made her horny making her fly around pluto and stealing discords home from there. She will use his home as her cum tissue from now on.

Back at twilights non existing library she was still praying to Shrek while his massive crocks where still lodged down her throat. Twilight crawled into the kitchen with her butter shaped knife and pulled a potato from under the floors boards. She rammed the potato down her crock and it decided to go hard. It was so hard and sexy that it grew straight through her leaves from her missing walls what once was her tree library home house lab. She decided to continue on with her normal daily chores after finishing masturbating and decided to go deep into ponyville to buy some shopping because she wanted new shoes and shit. She walked around like she paid the rent and bought some stupid socks while smashing all of the houses of ponyville with her massive tree sized crock. By sunset she had smashed all of the houses in ponyville with her tree sized crock and had  bought some lovely princess molestia socks. she floor boarded back home on her crock and decided to stay in her wall-less home for the rest of the day.

After the atomic attack with rainbow dashes clown home house bomb thing, apple acres was shatter into one piece and the farm was in ruins. So, Applejack used her alicorn powers of Incest to make herself into a 60ft crock. She then placed the farm back together to fix apple acres. However, she was now a massive 60ft crock and had no alicorn powers or incest. She had to flop all the way to ponyville destroying the rest of the houses in ponyville to ask pinkie pie to fix her sassy body. Luckily all of the mane six's houses were perfectly fine from the twilights massive crock attack. But rainbow dashes house was still fucked and twilights house still had no walls. She went to pinkies house and fixed the problem and after her alicorn powers were back she teleported discord to ponyville as he was homeless on pluto. Discord had shit planned.