Hello everyone! My name is... Well, I go by many names. Misfortune, Insanity, Madness, but many of you probably know me as Discord. I would like to show you that I have genuinely changed by bringing you on a trip through a day of my new life here, in my new home in Ponyville.

A/N: I've been dying to write a story about Discord and then, I got this idea. Hilarity ensues.

~CloudCrusher Signing Off!~