Equestria's Pony Meat Business

Male Meat
Ah, the Stallions of Equestria. They come in all shapes and sizes. And what we mean by that is their cocks come in all shapes and sizes. Perfect for if you are looking for a strong slave worker or just an anus to fuck, your wife's will enjoy them too, with their giant horse cocks. Many of them even have personalities too.

Braeburn 1000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: Gay
Obedience: 7/10
Horniness: 9/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 9/10
Brains: 2/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 3/10
Mental toughness: 4/10
Work ethic: 10/10

Skills
Endurance: 4/5
Penis size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Apple Farming

You know what they say, everyone's gay for Braeburn. A damn fine flank, as well as a large juicy cock Braeburn is a perfect sexual partner to use as you please. Bend him over and make him your bitch. He's a hard worker too, any manual labor you need done he'll do it for you. He tastes mighty fine in an apple family pie too.

Spike 500 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 3/5
Sexuality: Straight
Obedience: 10/10
Horniness: 3/10
Self preservation: 10/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 3/10
Virgin: Yes
Toughness: 7/10
Mental toughness: 2/10
Work Ethic 8/10

Skills
Endurance: 2/5
Cock size: 2/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 4/5
Special talent: He's a dragon

Spike is a dragon with special skills in helping around the house. He'll do what you ask of him even if its cooking himself or one of his friends or just taking out the trash, this dragon will do anything you ask of him. He has an exotic taste of dragon thats wonderful in soups and stews. (available with 1 or 2 penises)

Big Mac 700 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 5/10
Horniness: 7/10 (just for humans)
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 8/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no, he's fucked everyone ever. (even his sisters)
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 9/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Penis size: 6/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Working the apple farm.

They don't call him big mac for nothing, big mac has the largest cock in equestria (we checked). He knows how to use it too, just ask Applejack. Or bend him over and go to town on him. He's extremely strong and can carry around large object or whatever else pleases you. He's tasty to boot tasting exactly like a Macintosh Apple. Just be careful, his strength is not something you want to mess with.

Flash Sentry 250 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 5/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 3/10
Brains: 4/10
Virgin: yes
Toughness: 3/10
Mental toughness: 5/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Penis size: 1/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: being a waifu stealer.

God this pony is such a suck up, luckily all those sucking up skills have been honed over time. I think everyone wants a Flash Sentry at home to torture as they see fit. Doesn't taste very good, but I'm sure you'll just be happy hearing his screams.

Flim Flam Brothers Combo 1000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 2/10
Horniness: 6/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 3/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 3/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Work Ethic: 3/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Penis size: 1/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Scamming people.

I tell you my friends your not being scammed here, step right up and get both Flim Flam brothers for a low low price. Have them team up on you in a threesome or have them fuck each other. They taste best when caramelized. (the meat factory is not reasonable for anything these two get you to buy from our factory. The idea that we may be training them to get you to by our products is a false statement.)

Filthy Rich 700 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 6/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 5/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
work ethic: 7/10

Skills
Endurance: 2/5
Dick Size: 3/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: making cash

Hard times for the Rich family, he's been reduced from a rich powerful person to your bitch. Make him do your taxes or just fuck him, either works. If you want to cook him just throw him in the oven and stuff him with his daughter for a nice juicy roast. He's a damn good at sucking dick though, which explains how he got so far ahead in life.

Neon Lights 600 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5
Sexuality: Pan
Obedience: 3/10
Horniness: 10/10
Self preservation: 2/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 2/10
Virgin: no (brings home like eleven mares a night after the club)
Toughness: 6/10
Mental toughness: 6/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Penis size: 2/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 2/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: DJing

Neon Lights is here bitches, to turn your turn this into a party . This handsome stallion not only brings his DJ skills to the table but also his rocken party lifestyle. Fucking ten gals at is an average night for this pony DJ. You can either keep him to yourself or share his cock with your friends. He doesn't give a fuck. You may want to eat him before he gets too energized and begins breaking your windows with his mad wubs.

Donut Joe 700 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: bi
Obedience: 5/10
Horniness: 4/10
Self preservation: 4/10
Tastiness: 8/10
Brains: 4/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 3/10
Mental toughness: 5/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Penis size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 2/5
Cooking: 5/5
Special talent: Making donuts

Do you like donut? You do? Do you like ponies that can make donuts? Awesome! Donut Joe is the pony for you. He'll even make ponies into donuts for you. Wouldn't you love to have a Pinkie Pie donut? I sure would. The guy tastes great too! Chucks of Donut Joe make any sweet dish complete. (may or may not be a undercover spy)

Cheese Sandwich 700 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: bi
Obedience: 7/10
Horniness: 6/10
Self preservation: 2/10
Tastiness: 10/10
Brains: 3/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 3/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Work Ethic: 7/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Penis size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 2/5
Cooking: 5/5
Special talent: PARTY HARD

You want to have a party? Cheese sandwich is your stallion. He's always up for a orgy of fun, music and cocks. He's also incredibly tasty! We recommend cutting him up and using him on pizza instead of regular cheese. We also sell him grated or sliced just in case you want some cheese sandwich for your meal.

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